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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Orpheus wouldn't really want to do that Wolf. I think he should sleep on it. Waves staff and causes Orpheus to go into deep deep sleep.
    Waves staff again and sends sand fleas to inhabit Wolfs coat


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sand fleas are repelled by secret weapon*

    flea-collar-dave-bloomfield.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Did I win?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not yet. first we have to kill the Wolf;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Did I win?
    Not a chance until post 5000.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Should really learn to read the first post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    1 Million!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    1 million paper cuts on your little body!!!!!feel the pain.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    1 million paper cuts on your little body!!!!!feel the pain.
    *Cuts jg one million times, rolls her in lemon juice.*
    That's feeling the pain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hits Wolf with sandblaster fine point. Writes name on Wolf's back. "Look Wolf, I can draw pictures too..."


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Turns on giant fans, watches Deki tumble head over heels.*
    Look out for that cliff.........Never mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Not nice Wolf. Not nice at all. Reverses giant fans and watches as Wolf is sucked into exhaust.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I has fan's remote control you know.
    *Turns off fans, grabs acid sprayer.*
    Time to give Deki a shower.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Then we'll have dueling remotes!
    turns fans back on Wolf.
    blows acid back in his face.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Does your remote have this button?
    *Presses red button, watches fans explode. Shrapnel storm destroys Deki's body*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It has this button Wolf. pushes own red button and watches wolf downsize to a central dot that goes poof. no more power Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Poof!
    Hello there I am 77flowrebyc. I am the mirror twin to cyberwolf77. Unlike him I do not embrace violence and destruction. Who wants a hug?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hoo Boy!, Things are getting scary now, Deki backs slowly away


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Come back, I bring greetings of peace and happiness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yeah me in pieces would make you happy. keeps her distance.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am not the creature you knew. You caused us to switch places. Although I shudder to think what he is doing to Iked right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm the only me there is Wolf. So you are the only you, not sure where you're going with this but I'm sure it won't be pleasant for me.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dimensional rift opens, cyberwolf77 steps through, immediately kills 77flowrebyc. Tosses body back through rift as it closes.*
    Oh good, I finally got back. Now on with the killing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Gosh Wolf, he was scarier than you. Launches surface to Wolf missilesmiff_missile.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    force_field.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes Wolf very nice, hits force field with hammer
    tinkle of breaking glass.
    It was very nice.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fool
    *Disembowels Deki.*
    I just wanted you to get close to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Stuffs everything back in uses superglue to quickly mend.
    Smashes Wolfs leering face with hammer.
    I just hate it when you do that Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoves ice pick in Deki's eardrum.*
    Can you hear me now.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Pokes out both of Wolfs eyes. Better than you can see me now


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