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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sneaks up behind Wolf. Pulls a hair from his tail Uses new sword to cut it in two. MMM...SHARP WOLF.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Quick draws pistol while spinning around. Shoots Deki repeatedly*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Good thing I had my shield up Wolf or might really have done me damage.

    Gives Wolf a crew cut


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Triggers explosives under Deki's feet. Watches her fly through the air.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I've always wanted to fly, it's the landing I'm not sure about. Deki hits pine tree limb "Omph!' falls from tree. get's up shakes it off. "Someday I must learn to just stay down." hobbles off into bushes. Runs when out of sight circles back and jabs Wolf one in the backside. "Gee Wolf , I sure did not know you could jump so high.'


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Somersaults through the air. Launches knives at Deki.*
    Bullseye.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    *unplugs cyberwolf77 internet connection and calls the vet.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh good, fresh meat.
    *Hits antodeco between the eyes with sledgehammer, fires up the BBQ.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    shoves cyberwolf onto the barbie, closes lid :)


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Grinds cheese grater across kerash's face for melted cheese effect


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    *Pulls out Anto's spine and spears it through next poster's forehead* Double whammy!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls spine out of forehead. Fires t-shirt cannon at cathysworld.*
    Direct hit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hey Wolf I didn't know you had one of those. uses hammer to knock out Wolf. While he's out attaches electrical collar around neck, hmm ... better just lock it on. Wolf comes to."just a slight correction Wolf --ZAP!!!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Laughs as Deki recharges onboard batteries with her little collar trick.*
    Hahahahahahaha, now for my next trick.
    *Fires electrical bolts at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ruined my fun again didn't you Wolf. Uses laser beam to cut thru large trees that fall around Wolf pinning him down.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Restacks trees into a log cabin.*
    Now, I'm gonna sit on my new porch and watch the dire wolves have some fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hacks dire wolves to bits with magic sword. Sends were-foxes after Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Time to break Ol' Painless out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Powers up shield. What's a minigun do Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Timber!
    *Watches tree hit Deki's shield driving it and everything in it five feet in to the ground.*
    Miniguns distract foxes while I grab an axe.:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki digs fox hole and escapes out other end of tunnel. Deki sets off screaming bottle rockets aimed at Wolf. Lovely noise huh Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I love the sound of rockets screaming through the air. Try this.
    Fires off pig-a-pult loaded with angry boars at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki harvests the airborn wild beasties- Thanks Wolf this will be just fine for the barbeque this weekend.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Enjoy the special ingredient I added to them. Early you're up next in the catapult. Go get her

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


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    Take care of Early for me Brock? Thanks


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thank you Lord and Lady for borrowed henchmen:



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Breaking out the butterfly nets... Where'd we put those big jars with the screw tops?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Time to break out my big gun:



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Why would he want to hurt me? He was always my friend. What have you told him Wolf?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I promised to become his group's new nemesis after he takes you down.


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