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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ugh! This I don't like jumps out of scorpion pit batting at scorpions. hears Wolf laughing carefully throws some scorpions at him "wouldn't want you to miss out Wolf!" one land right between his eyes. Looks like a showdown.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses scorpion in deep fryer.* Now for the fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You gonna eat that thing? Now stay away Wolf Deki backs up , then runs straight at Wolf , plants staff in ground and vaults over his head, "Any time now Spot.." Spot descends and picks up Deki" I don't know Spot, sometimes he gets a kinda funny look in his eyes. Glad you showed up..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh how pretty


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'm not allowed to drink the milk at work


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll show you a funn y look in the eyes:
    hypnoeye.jpghypnoeye.jpg
    You will obey me.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    Wy do people always kill my kind to enhance their attractiveness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    They want to be prettiful too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I don't know

    I'm never around to see the benefit


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Let's see a wolf wearing a human skin coat. Boy , that would go over well......
    *Grabs skinning knives* I just got a great idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Jack-In-Irons would be proud


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoots matt with tranquilizer darts.*
    Jack gets the head and Larry gets the skin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    pulls dart out of matts bum.......

    fires a few enemas at wolfy.......oh great shot...i got a hole in one!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Wheels out pressure washer*
    Did somebody call for a colonic irrigation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    kicks wolfy in the nuts .......turns pressure washer on him and watch as he rolls down the hill.......watch out for that........too late!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Picks up broken tree, sets on fire. Tosses flaming log at JG*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    puts out flamin log with pressure washer.....yawns!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Presses button on little black box.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    awaits to see what black box is going to do......


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches pressure washer explode tearing Jg limb from limb.*
    Today's lesson is : Always boobytrap your equipment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    IM DEAD......AGAIN:(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Try not to die again before 5000.
    *Reanimates JG as a zombie.*
    Oh crap, a zombie!!
    *Blasts zombie with shotgun *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    NOT liken my new look ....think been dead would be better...... and suckin on your blood wolfy is not as good as splattin it!!!

    297641943395750a13d7.jpg
    :mad::(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Blasted zombies.
    *Shoots zombie JG in the head again*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    as i lay dying at your feet....i look you in the eye and say than........................gone!!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Returns Jg to life yet again, now as a vampire. Locks vampire in solarium.*
    Enjoy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki lets Jg out of solarium. Too much sun can be damaging Wolf. Waves staff over JG. Casts out urge for human blood now JG just wants to wear sleazey dresses and host late night horror shows.
    Looks around for Wolf, sees him wiring some sort of ignition thing. Sneaks up behind him and yells "BOOM !!!" Wolf jumps, inadvertantly setting off bomb. As really loud BOOM!!! is heard Wolf and Deki fly into air. Deki has just enough time to think "... umm, might have been a mistake?..."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki lets Jg out of solarium. Too much sun can be damaging Wolf. Waves staff over JG. Casts out urge for human blood now JG just wants to wear sleazey dresses and host late night horror shows.
    Looks around for Wolf, sees him wiring some sort of ignition thing. Sneaks up behind him and yells "BOOM !!!" Wolf jumps, inadvertantly setting off bomb. As really loud BOOM!!! is heard Wolf and Deki fly into air. Deki has just enough time to think "... umm, might have been a mistake?..."
    Yes it was.
    *Crashes through roof of house.*
    Pardon me folks, I'm just passing through.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki uses cape to float genyly to ground.


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