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Question posed by Jimmy Carr - "Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum?"

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#62 29-08-2009 11:59PM

pmg58

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If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you", I would have sex with myself.

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#63 30-08-2009 12:55AM

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I hate Jimmy Carr.
Your mum could end up dying of a heart attack after the deed so NO WAY

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#64 30-08-2009 02:55AM

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Questin posted by me:
Why would you bother listening to anything Jimmy Carr has to say?
That's the type of adolescent question that, if asked by any of my friends once we had passed the age of 14, would result in a well deserved dead arm.
Then we'd play football 'till sunset.
We'd part ways and straggle home; dreaming of, and looking forward to, doing it all again tomorrow: sweat glistening on our still unblemished skin, unaware of the turbulence yet to come.
Oh for such simple pleasures!

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