Things to do in an elevator

JoeDaToon · 29-08-2009 12:53am #1

Funny things to do in an elevator:D:D

When someone gets in ask them if you can press their button then press the wrong one:D:D:D:pac:

Purple Gorilla · 29-08-2009 1:04am

When a few people get in, just pretend to be on the phone and say "Nah..I'm not sure if it's contagious...it just feels like normal flu though"

JoeDaToon · 29-08-2009 1:05am

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

When a few people get in, just pretend to be on the phone and say "Nah..I'm not sure if it's contagious...it just feels like normal flu though"

:D:D:D

JoeDaToon · 29-08-2009 1:08am

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!:D:D:D

A Doozer · 29-08-2009 1:14am

Once people have boarded start "reading" safety instructions out loud:

"in case of an e merge ency dooo not panic. If the ele vat ooor cable does not break your rate of surv iiiiv uuul is pretty good.
If the cable does break jumping before impact will not help....."

JoeDaToon · 29-08-2009 1:14am

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

PunkFreud · 29-08-2009 1:23am

Stand at the back of the elevator and start breathing really loudly when the door closes. After a while stop breathing and hold your throat. Once the door opens, shove everyone out of your way and take huge gulps of air.