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Question posed by Jimmy Carr - "Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum?"

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  • #32
    Vasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Vasco


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    i being having sex with my father since i was seven


  • #33
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Vasco wrote: »
    i being having sex with my father since i was seven


    Lucky you, get more pocket money that way?


  • #34
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Secoundrow wrote: »
    You sir

    Should be ashamed:pac:

    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!


  • #35
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!



    i would not have sex with mary harney to save ireland from a nuclear explosion...

    in fact, my own father would be more appealing


  • #36
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!


    I stand corrected;)


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  • #37
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭ciano1


    This question is defo copied from south park

    Watch from 15:00 into the episode

    http://allsp.com/loading2.php?url=l.php?id=e48


  • #38
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    Honestly, to save my Mam's life, I wouldn't even hesitate like.


  • #39
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    ciano1 wrote: »
    This question is defo copied from south park

    Watch from 15:00 into the episode

    http://allsp.com/loading2.php?url=l.php?id=e48

    Why would you watch such crap quality episodes when much better quality episodes are available on southparkstudios.net.


  • #40
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    DSB wrote: »
    Honestly, to save my Mam's life, I wouldn't even hesitate like.

    To give or receive though?

    Again, details are needed!


  • #41
    jmbkay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭jmbkay


    Save your mum from what?


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  • #42
    Birdie086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭Birdie086


    benwavner wrote: »
    Well maybe u should have answered ur question first!!:)

    Im sure someone out there in t'internet land would probably just do it for free!!

    post fixed


  • #43
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    jmbkay wrote: »
    Save your mum from what?

    DEATH


  • #44
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    To give or receive though?

    Again, details are needed!

    Eh its your Dad, they're both equally disgusting.


  • #45
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭ciano1


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Why would you watch such crap quality episodes when much better quality episodes are available on southparkstudios.net.

    Because I'm cheap !! :D;)


  • #46
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    ciano1 wrote: »
    Because I'm cheap !! :D;)

    They're free to watch on southparkstudios as well.


  • #47
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭ciano1


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    They're free to watch on southparkstudios as well.

    I know...I just wasnt thinking properly!
    lol


  • #48
    Victor McDade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Victor McDade


    Jaguar, Atari, whatever.....
    benwavner wrote: »

    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:

    Or maybe a sick fafo


    **gets coat


  • #49
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    No way in hell i'd let her die then kill my da to reunite them and keep the house. Everybody wins


  • #50
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Iang87 wrote: »
    No way in hell i'd let her die then kill my da to reunite them and keep the house. Everybody wins

    you should be ashamed sir


  • #51
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    dannym08 wrote: »
    you should be ashamed sir

    sorry man next time i'll **** my da.

    now you tell me which sounds worse


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  • #52
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Iang87 wrote: »
    sorry man next time i'll **** my da.

    now you tell me which sounds worse

    well when ya put it like that.....:D


  • #53
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    'Who's your Daddy!?'

    'You are you are!'


  • #54
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    looking at it logicaly if you were to do your dad up the arse you could prob not have a proper relationship with him again. your mother will feel so guilty about this and eventually commit suicide. at the funeral you see your dad for the first time in 6months. you make small talk and shake hands.

    later back at the house everyone is drunk and telling stories, you go to the bathroom and your dad is waiting outside as your aunt is inside getting some tissue. you suddenly feel emotional and give your dad a hug as your aunt comes out. while embracing him you start to remember that night 6 months ago when you had to save your mother. you start to feel strange, you look your father in the eyes and he says nothing, but you can see his words in his stare. you both go in to the bathroom and lock the door behind you...


  • #55
    mattfender
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭mattfender


    go watch more incest porn....?


  • #56
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    looking at it logicaly if you were to do your dad up the arse you could prob not have a proper relationship with him again. your mother will feel so guilty about this and eventually commit suicide. at the funeral you see your dad for the first time in 6months. you make small talk and shake hands.

    later back at the house everyone is drunk and telling stories, you go to the bathroom and your dad is waiting outside as your aunt is inside getting some tissue. you suddenly feel emotional and give your dad a hug as your aunt comes out. while embracing him you start to remember that night 6 months ago when you had to save your mother. you start to feel strange, you look your father in the eyes and he says nothing, but you can see his words in his stare. you both go in to the bathroom and lock the door behind you...
    That's probably the sickest thing I've ever read.


  • #57
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    looking at it logicaly if you were to do your dad up the arse you could prob not have a proper relationship with him again. your mother will feel so guilty about this and eventually commit suicide. at the funeral you see your dad for the first time in 6months. you make small talk and shake hands.

    later back at the house everyone is drunk and telling stories, you go to the bathroom and your dad is waiting outside as your aunt is inside getting some tissue. you suddenly feel emotional and give your dad a hug as your aunt comes out. while embracing him you start to remember that night 6 months ago when you had to save your mother. you start to feel strange, you look your father in the eyes and he says nothing, but you can see his words in his stare. you both go in to the bathroom and lock the door behind you...

    you have put way to much thought into this.....


  • #58
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Why would you watch such crap quality episodes when much better quality episodes are available on southparkstudios.net.
    Beat me to it.


  • #59
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sorry ma, but if that ever came up it's your time to go!


  • #60
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    but would ya ride yore ma to save yore da*


    *It could be yore da's hot new wife, i.e. stepma


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  • #61
    Dubs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    i cant really see when this situation would ever come up but, no, i dont think so. :D

    i would, however, have sex with your mum to save my dad :p


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