Bands that apparently make kids gay

galwayrush · 27-08-2009 09:18PM #1

How to keep your kids straight, apparently, blame it on the gay bands,:pac:
: http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Kiera · 27-08-2009 09:20PM

IBJ

Gummy Panda · 27-08-2009 09:20PM

That band Rush do as well

galwayrush · 27-08-2009 09:20PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

That band Rush do as well

They just make you insane.;)

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:22PM

galwayrush wrote: »

How to keep your kids straight, apparently, blame it on the gay bands,:pac:
: http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Oh for **** sake. :rolleyes:

LittleKitty · 27-08-2009 09:22PM

this cant be a serious website? is it?

Mrmoe · 27-08-2009 09:22PM

That link makes people gay too.

Namlub · 27-08-2009 09:22PM

Anyone notice the quote on the side by "Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)"??? These people can't be serious?

jumpguy · 27-08-2009 09:23PM

They're calling all them bands gay...yet on their homepage they have
"Feel Donnie's New Music Miracle: Take My Hand!"
That's the gayest thing I've seen all day.

And the rather shorter list of "safe" bands.

galwayrush · 27-08-2009 09:23PM

LittleKitty wrote: »

this cant be a serious website? is it?

It's too stupid to be made up.:pac:

KTRIC · 27-08-2009 09:23PM

Shoite, I was wondering why I liked the cock so much and now I know

DAMN YOU METALLICA !!! ! :mad:

Kiera · 27-08-2009 09:23PM

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WTF?

serfboard · 27-08-2009 09:25PM

They have a list of Safe Bands as well ... it's a lot shorter than the Gay Bands list :P

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:26PM

It could only originate in "The Land of the free, and the home of the brave"! :rolleyes:

galwayrush · 27-08-2009 09:26PM

I love this one: "Elton John(really gay)" :pac::pac::pac:

Namlub · 27-08-2009 09:27PM

"Kate Bush (kissed a girl)"
Er....no.

bertie4evr · 27-08-2009 09:27PM

Oh thank feck!
Pink Floyd aren't on there.

LittleKitty · 27-08-2009 09:27PM

how are sissor sisters a gay band? they are the pures form of masculity i have ever seen!

Jesus Wept · 27-08-2009 09:27PM

It's against nature imo.

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:27PM

Neither are Deicide. Glen Benton would kick up one hell of a fuss.

Gummy Panda · 27-08-2009 09:28PM

serfboard wrote: »

They have a list of Safe Bands as well ... it's a lot shorter than the Gay Bands list :P

Are t.A.T.u on it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1agzp_PM-Z4

galwayrush · 27-08-2009 09:28PM

Seriously, going by that, apparently there was no gayness before popular music.

Overheal · 27-08-2009 09:28PM

Mental Mickey wrote: »

It could only originate in "The Land of the free, and the home of the brave"! :rolleyes:

Or Rome.

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:29PM

Overheal wrote: »

Or Rome.

There too. Forgot about that.

cruiser178 · 27-08-2009 09:29PM

Jaysus,judging by that list of bands i must be as gay as christmas:eek:

jumpguy · 27-08-2009 09:30PM

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

Hahahahahaha...scar the child for life. Good idea!

Jay P · 27-08-2009 09:33PM

Blondie is a "safe band" but Tom Waits is gay?

Mmcd · 27-08-2009 09:38PM

What are "The Queers" doing there, mistake surely!

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:42PM

Mmcd wrote: »

What are "The Queers" doing there, mistake surely!

It has to be a joke then!?

Mushy · 27-08-2009 09:43PM

galwayrush wrote: »

They just make you insane.;)

In the best possible way:D

Haha, what a stupid site. I'd love them to show mw the lyrics where Eagles of Death Metal propagate a "gay message". A better thing to do to keep yur kid safe is to divert their attention away from sites like that one.

Mental Mickey · 27-08-2009 09:44PM

Mushy wrote: »

In the best possible way:D

Haha, what a stupid site. I'd love them to show mw the lyrics where Eagles of Death Metal propagate a "gay message". A better thing to do to keep yur kid safe is to divert their attention away from sites like that one.

Spot on.

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