Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

cathysworld · 26-08-2009 11:29AM

All of Chavezychavez's 352 posts were relating to garlic

Tim Robbins · 26-08-2009 11:29AM

NKtile wrote: »

Chavezychavez is a pair of conjoined Venuezalan twins whostole the Blueprints for Solero Berry and have been trying with no great success to swap it in several small Central American countries for the missing letter in the current Winning Streak letter collection game.

NKtile runs around the art gallery to keep fit.

NKtile · 26-08-2009 11:35AM

Tim Robbins knows what he REALLY likes to use a rock hammer for.

CDfm · 26-08-2009 11:42AM

NKtile thinks rock paper scissors was a tool devised by stone age man and investigates prehistoric sites looking for it. He has uncovered the most ancient fossils but hands them over to others lest it distracts hime from the pursuit of his prize.

NKtile · 26-08-2009 11:54AM

CDfm wakes up everyday and wishes it had all been a dream and he was still in 5th year in school and that nobody was going to tell him what to to do.Not now , not ever.

CDfm · 26-08-2009 12:14PM

NKtile wrote: »

CDfm wakes up everyday and wishes it had all been a dream and he was still in 5th year in school and that nobody was going to tell him what to to do.Not now , not ever.

LOL:D

I once had a vivid dream that I was 16 again. It was worse and Mary Harney was my mother. I was living in Lucan (her contituency) at election time and the following evening the phone rang and a voice said "This is Mary Harney" . It was an automated dial up message asking people to vote for her. Spooky eh.

NKtile · 26-08-2009 12:24PM

CDfm makes up long convoluted stories to explain away the fact he is Mary Harney's first born, and the first person she turns to for advice on how run her department with maximum efficiency. CDfm invented the idea of putting wheels on tortoises who have lost their back legs through injury,illness or accident.

colrow · 26-08-2009 12:25PM

nitpicker likes chewing sheep ticks off his dog nif

CDfm · 26-08-2009 01:13PM

colrow is a modern day alchemist and is searching for the secret to make polyester out of sheepswool.

Tim Robbins · 26-08-2009 02:19PM

CDfm wrote: »

colrow is a modern day alchemist and is searching for the secret to make polyester out of sheepswool.

CDfm can't use a keyboard.

CDfm · 26-08-2009 02:23PM

Tim Robbins has submitted his entry for the Womens 800m at the next World Championships.

colrow · 26-08-2009 02:38PM

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Capt'n Midnight · 26-08-2009 02:48PM

Is allergic to blue Smarties.

Chanandler Bong · 26-08-2009 03:00PM

Captain Midnight only achieved the rank of captain after he leaked cross-dressing photos of the previous captain to the press

Tim Robbins · 26-08-2009 03:17PM

Chanandler Bong is younger tomorrow than he was yesterday.

doncarlos · 26-08-2009 03:31PM

Tim Robbins is just a head in a jar

Tim Robbins · 26-08-2009 03:44PM

doncarlos wrote: »

Tim Robbins is just a head in a jar

doncarlos was addicted to eating shaving cream with his coffee for 6 months until he decided to get a flatscreen tv and buy 22% of NTL.

CDfm · 26-08-2009 04:03PM

Tim Robbins uses L'Oreal shampoo " Because he's worth it"

colrow · 26-08-2009 04:31PM

cdfm was only trying the dress on for his sister

CDfm · 26-08-2009 05:25PM

colrow cried when he heard he couldn't be Miss Congeniality at this years Rose Of Tralee but cheered up when he was told he could be King Puck at this years Puck Fair.

Chanandler Bong · 26-08-2009 05:58PM

colrow wrote: »

cdfm was only trying the dress on for his sister

Brilliant

CDfm claims that money was "just resting" in his account

timmy69 · 26-08-2009 06:07PM

Chanandler Bong didnt think it was real smart to.. An the Chan and bong the bing.

CDfm · 26-08-2009 08:14PM

Timmy69 was upset to learn that he was named after the Bus Route to Rathcoole.

colrow · 26-08-2009 08:43PM

You'll see cdfm dressed in baggy shorts, long grey socks, grubby shirt n tie, wearing a satchel, helping young boys to learn train spotting

CDfm · 26-08-2009 08:58PM

colrow kicked of his shoes. He found wearing a nuns habit stangely liberating.

Greenmachine · 26-08-2009 09:30PM

CDfm Asks his ariel what he should wear today. If it doesn't answer him. His ariel wears him. :eek:

CDfm · 26-08-2009 09:51PM

With the scream still ringing in his ears Greenmachine smilled and boarded the Luas.Lance Armstrong had obviously discovered that his bicycle seat was missing.