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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki jumps from hat like a jack.in the box. Waves staff turning Wolf into a giant fir. Waves staff again and covers fir in sparkling snow.You look pretty Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Bippity boppity boo.
    *Watces Deki turn into a cute little bunny.

    bunny.jpg
    hello dinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    52ad13c964d8b5da

    Deki transforms into this bunny
    My Dinner...!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You still my dinner.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki turns back into fox, "Spot wish you would get over being mad at me, guess I'll have to take care of him myself"

    Waves staff and produces flaming bowling ball. uses fireproof gloves to toss it down the throat of drooling Wolf. Then quick as a fox slides down fox hole runs through tunnel and is far gone by the time Wolf chokes up fireball.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll nver fit down that little hole. Oh wait, I know
    excavator_lg.jpg
    Yeah , this wil work to get to the fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You really don't want to eat me Wolf- I wouldn't be very filling. Deki runs off into night.
    "Okay Spot. I am really really sorry!" whoosh Giant wings swoosh down and Deki grabs onto giant dragon's neck. Hugs dragon who flies up toward stars
    " Well you took your good sweet time Spot, I think he was really gonna have me for dinner"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Empties rifle after Deki.*
    I really needs a dragon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    *survives the head first in sand burial and uses my remote control to position a laser satellite above cyberwolf and carve the earth around him leaving him trapped on a single island above a sea of molten lava*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    there's water on that ball boils the fish to soup


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *survives the head first in sand burial and uses my remote control to position a laser satellite above cyberwolf and carve the earth around him leaving him trapped on a single island above a sea of molten lava*
    *Pisses on lava cooling it down.*
    Peh, I've seen better efforts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot fly in and dump a ton of swamp water on Wolf. Ooops Spot I think he might not have needed us after all. Look at that gator go- told you we should have strained it first.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki and Spot fly in and dump a ton of swamp water on Wolf. Ooops Spot I think he might not have needed us after all. Look at that gator go- told you we should have strained it first.
    *Grabs gator and tosses it back at Deki.*
    I'll get you yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whacks gator back at Wolf with staff. Was just trying to help, Spot work up some wind he does smell just a little swampy now. Spot fans his giant wings and blows Wolf onto his backside, another big flap of the wings and Wolf skids backward about 50 feet . I think that might make sitting painful Spot. You got any big feather pillows..?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    HE HE........coming in with a fly karate kick.......does splits in mid air one leg for wolfy the other for deki.......walks off singing YOUR THE BEST!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Summons ice giants*
    Chill Deki and Spot boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Swoops down on JG grabs by hair and rises high in the sky. Look JG everthing looks so tiny down there lets go of JGs hair "Hey Wolf -Catch!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    *Summons ice giants*
    Chill Deki and Spot boys
    Spot blasts ice giants with super hot breath. Now giant puddles.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sidesteps.*
    Oops I missed her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yuck! I think you did that on purpose Wolf. Look there's the gator Spot! Fry it!. welkl gators ash, didn't realize it was so close to Wolf he looks just a little ashy too. Is that smoke coming off his head Spot?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Finishes cigarettte, draws gyrapistol*
    No, twas my mouth.
    *Empties pistol at Deki*

    calico_pistol.jpg(Before you ask)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    good thing we were out of range Spot. I think he;s just a liitle hot under the collar too Spot. Where's my shot gun. aw there it is -loads with salt. shoots Wolf in backside. Gee I'm sure that stings


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Loads catapult with steamed okra. Launches okra at Deki.*
    Direct hit!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    YUCK! PTOOIE!ICHY! SLIMEY STUFF!!!
    Deki spits okra out and pushes it out of her way.
    I HATE OKRA !!!!

    YOU"RE EVIL WOLF!
    marches up to Wolf who is laughing.Shut up Wolf! stamps foot. Wolf does not shut up.
    Hits Wolf over head with sledge hammer blood spurts and Wolf is knocked out.
    I told you to shut up...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I shall not forget.

    triffid.jpg
    Meet my triffids. They don't like people who don't like okra


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki swings axe and cuts trifids off at the ground, Sprays cut trifids with kerosene and sets them on fire. mutters "Stupid okra..."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    "Stewed okra..."
    Coming right up.
    NY0212_Stewed-Okra-and-Tomatoes_lead.jpg
    Bon apetit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wolf that makes me ill. Throughs okra in Wolf's face. I hope it's hot...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses rabbit to catch okra* Well there's tomorrow's breakfast fed.
    Guess what I got for you Deki? Right its, O









































































    prah
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :p:p:p:p:p:p
    That's at least something i can deal with.

    Do you really like okra Wolf?
    Does anyone really like okra?


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