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Irish women are gone to pot!

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  • #32
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    bronte wrote: »
    Glad I discovered U.K. men ;)
    Twice the pretty and none of the bitching!
    That cuts deep bronte. I'm running up to my bedroom to cry now. :)


  • #33
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Can't beat the bit of flab in the Flutthers opinion.

    Nice and swampy, get her well battered up, good froth on the gash and sure Bob's your uncle.Run an auld J-Cloth along the bell afterwards to shift the minge oil.

    What's wrong with that.??


  • #34
    Dr_Phil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    rantyface wrote: »
    Most Irish people are fat. I think that's a fairly well established fact.
    I can't agree with that. As per Irish girls, I find them gorgeous, lovely voice, fairly big bangers, nice personality, up for a laugh, good craic...


  • #35
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Trí wrote: »
    Oh great - yet ANOTHER thread generalising Irish women Town. Hooray!:rolleyes:

    I feel your pain


  • #36
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    kinetic wrote: »
    I was in town last night and never saw as many overweight rough looking, bad mannered women in my life!

    Are these the same ones who moan about not getting a man?


    well i wasnt out in town last night so thats ok.


    yeah your statement isnt a sweeping generalisation atall..no.... :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    peanuthead
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  • #38
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    go to norway OP, every second woman there is a stunner, the airport staff in bergen airport were incredible looking girls (all of them), if heaven exists it will be filled with hot sexy norwegian women :p

    even the mothers there pushing their prams are all slim and all look like models, in ireland first mother i saw with a pram in dublin was about 20 stone, dirty clothes, smoking and was shouting at her bad-behaved kids


  • #39
    peanuthead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    helena.ryan wrote: »
    it's the pounds and pounds of orange tan and make up that look ridic IMO.


    + 100


  • #40
    Dudess
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    rantyface wrote: »
    Most Irish people are fat. I think that's a fairly well established fact.
    Nah, it's not a fact - it's just a presumption.
    It's kinda like me saying "You just posted that to insult people". See the difference? ;)


  • #41
    stiff kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    i know its frightening...just after opening a new thread in the fitness forum asking when my pot belly will go away! ha ha...err... il bring sexy back!...:D


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  • #42
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    rantyface wrote: »
    The women are more offensive because a lot of them don't seem to be aware of how repulsive they are, and still wear short skirts and low cut tops and lot of dirty make up.
    We've proven it here time after time that the fact they are in possession of breasts and a vagina makes them think they are irresistible to the opposite sex.


  • #43
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Mike...


    bronte wrote: »
    Glad I discovered U.K. men ;)
    Twice the pretty and none of the bitching!

    Yeah I heard about them sort...
    All Brylcream, Designer Labels, Manicure's and as straight as a roundabout


  • #44
    browner85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭browner85


    i was in the wright venue last night and it was full of stunning lookin women!!!!! like it was like modeling auditions!!!


  • #45
    Abi
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    DublinWriter wrote: »
    We've proven it here time after time that the fact they are in possession of breasts and a vagina makes them think they are irresistible to the opposite sex.


    Uh oh. Someone has writers fanny block.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i was in a nighclub in 'south county dublin' last week. Felt waaay too old to be there - and I'm not even that old :( anyway, I couldn't believe how amazing looking 18yr olds are these days, just.wow. the bodies, the legs, the hair, it made me want to get drunk :D Noone looked like that back in my day! I think girls are getting better looking. I wish I was an 18 year old in this era, god I'd make sure I was fabulous!!!


  • #47
    milehip1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭milehip1


    Trí wrote: »
    Oh great - yet ANOTHER thread generalising Irish women. Hooray!:rolleyes:

    If its makes you feel any better you could start a thread generalising Irish men,I'm sure that's NEVER been done before;)


  • #48
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    milehip1 wrote: »
    If its makes you feel any better you could start a thread generalising Irish men,I'm sure that's NEVER been done before;)

    Not by Trí, I assure you.


  • #49
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    Yeah I'm getting fairly sick of them myself. Was out in Dublin over the weekend and I swear about 5 horrible little hallions tried to plough through me as I was standing in a nightclub on Friday night. There was no "excuse me" or apology after they barged into me drunk out of their heads, probably on their way to puke in the jacks.

    Then last night a few of us watched a couple of mates go up and talk to two women. We watched on from across the pub wondering where they were from (They could have been any nationality including Irish as their appearances were hard to place). The two women greeted our mates, smiled and began chatting comfortably. The rest of us looked at each other and we all said in unison "definitely not Irish". We subsequently found out they were from the Czech Republic.

    I don't really care if people say it's a generalisation to complain about "Irish woman" as a whole. Yes it is a generalisation because generally they are ignorant as fcuk and any guys I know think exactly the same thing. I have a few female friends who thankfully haven't been corrupted by media induced Western standards and the whole dressed in a tacky frock and fake tan herd who dance around their handbags thinking they are Samantha from Sex and the ****ty are just an eyesore and an embarrassment. What's even more embarrassing is watching guys pander to this nonsense. I suppose they're worse because they keep these clowns in business. I jumped off this bandwagon a long time ago and now I'm happily shacked up with a German bird.

    If I sound bitter and angry it's because I am. Our great nation is mutating into one big Hillsesque travesty.


  • #50
    laugh
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    bronte wrote: »
    Glad I discovered U.K. men ;)
    Twice the pretty and none of the bitching!


    If the "U.K." men are so "pretty" why are the women over there so into us Irish guys?


  • #51
    DublinWriter
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    bronte wrote: »
    Glad I discovered U.K. men ;)
    Twice the pretty and none of the bitching!
    Glad I discovered UK wimmins, and more importantly one stupid enough to marry me.

    I mean, Irish women, come on, stop chewin your fingernails down to rugged stumps! Start using conditioner! Stop using greasy cheap-foundation like it's an undercoat!


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  • #52
    brummytom
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    bronte wrote: »
    Yes, yes we're all stuck up ugly mingers. Who'd be bothered with us?
    Run along op. Nothing more unattractive than a moany Irish bloke.
    Glad I discovered U.K. men ;)
    Twice the pretty and none of the bitching!


    *feels smug*


  • #53
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    brummytom wrote: »
    *feels smug*
    It'll pass, the Real-Ale/Steamtrain Convention is that-a-way...;)


  • #54
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Uh oh. Someone has writers fanny block.
    See? You're just re-enforcing my argument! Vaginas are ten a penny these days, personality on the other hand...


  • #55
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Irish women kick ass.


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