Badass nicknames your ma uses for you.

SoWatchaWant · 23-08-2009 06:03PM #1

My name is Rory, and my ma occasionally calls me,

"Rorsy Porsy"

Sometimes she uses the full nickname:

"Rorsy Porsy puddinsie pie".

Any other good ones?

AlmightyCushion · 23-08-2009 06:05PM

My dad's name is Con. My name is Conn. To differentiate between the two of us my mum decided to call me 2 n's. I shít you not.

UrbanSea · 23-08-2009 06:07PM

I find adding a 'y' to the name in some way is a rather popular choice.

Kiera · 23-08-2009 06:08PM

My Mam calls me (insert real name)y drawers. Not cool at all!

BlueSpiral · 23-08-2009 06:08PM

My mammy normally goes through the rest of my sibling's names before getting to my name in a flutter, normally not realising she's called me by my little sister's name. Does that count?

MagicMarker · 23-08-2009 06:09PM

''little bollix''

Kiera · 23-08-2009 06:10PM

BlueSpiral wrote: »

My mammy normally goes through the rest of my sibling's names before getting to my name in a flutter, normally not realising she's called me by my little sister's name. Does that count?

Oh my Mam does that too. Calls me my brothers names before she gets to mine

Hagar · 23-08-2009 06:10PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

My name is Rory, and my ma occasionally calls me,

"Rorsy Porsy"

Sometimes she uses the full nickname:

"Rorsy Porsy puddinsie pie".

Any other good ones?

I must be thinking of a whole different "badass".
I was expecting something like Killer or Sharky.

Rorsy Porsy isn't badass, it's whopped-ass.

TheCardHolder · 23-08-2009 06:12PM

Einstein. Yes it's used sarcastically.

Handsome Bob · 23-08-2009 06:13PM

Name is Matt. My mum calls me macho.

phasers · 23-08-2009 06:20PM

My ma calls me phasers

peanuthead · 23-08-2009 06:22PM

Dad calls me 'Home Economics' cause my Home Ec food always came home perfect, but couldn't actually cook an egg!!!

10 years out of school and it still gets used occasionally

Ickle Magoo · 23-08-2009 06:23PM

My mum, in fact my whole family, add "aroonies" to the shortened version of my name. Have done for as long as I can remember. My sister gets "poo" after the shortened version of her name so I guess I should be grateful. :pac:

Average-Ro · 23-08-2009 06:25PM

Ronan

She just drops the second syllable, kinda lazy if you ask me.

Shacklebolt · 23-08-2009 06:26PM

My ma doesnt have nicknames for me, but yours....

Damnit making 'Yore Ma' jokes isnt the same anymore.

Four-Percent · 23-08-2009 06:27PM

Kiera wrote: »

My Mam calls me (insert real name)y drawers. Not cool at all!

Is your real name not Kiera? :pac:

Kiera · 23-08-2009 06:29PM

Four-Percent wrote: »

Is your real name not Kiera? :pac:

No.

Busi_Girl08 · 23-08-2009 06:30PM

Kitten
Eefs
Eefy
Eefs-the-beefs

Cheers mum :rolleyes:

Four-Percent · 23-08-2009 06:31PM

Kiera wrote: »

No.

Oh how quaint!

thomond2006 · 23-08-2009 06:32PM

"son of a bitch"

Duff · 23-08-2009 06:33PM

''hey-hey-hey-you''

Kiera · 23-08-2009 06:34PM

thomond2006 wrote: »

"son of a bitch"

So your mother is basically slagging herself off by calling you that!

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-08-2009 06:39PM

I'm called 'arse'.

No idea why it stuck, but my whole family realised I responded to it more than my actual name(s).

thomond2006 · 23-08-2009 06:43PM

thomond2006 wrote: »

"son of a bitch"

Kiera wrote: »

So your mother is basically slagging herself off by calling you that!

Oh well done!

Abi · 23-08-2009 06:43PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

''little bollix''

Nothing like a mothers love eh? Slight variation of my own;

"Sarcastic little bitch" or "sarky bitch" for short. I always use the opportunity to remind her I could be picking out her nursing home someday.

jigglywoo · 23-08-2009 06:52PM

My mam calls me Julia

It's no where near my real name

D-Generate · 23-08-2009 06:54PM

My mum calls me Toby for no real reason. Its not even close to my real name.

My old man calls me "Little ****e"..... suppose in reflection Toby ain't so bad.

Either way I can't remember in recent memory being called by my actual name at home any time.

brummytom · 23-08-2009 06:54PM

Tomtom (she shouted this to me in a supermarket last week, I nearly died of embarrassment)
Galloping Galloot (WTF is that?!)
Misery guts

rockmongrel · 23-08-2009 06:59PM

Accident.

G_R · 23-08-2009 07:14PM

well she doesnt use it often (only once actually) but once i did something stupid and she goes "Danny ya dildo ya"

yes thats right, my ma called me a dildo:mad:

Whispered · 23-08-2009 07:18PM

dannym08 wrote: »

yes thats right, my ma called me a dildo:mad:

I had an irish teacher who called her whole class dildos once. And then didn't understand why everybody doubled over laughing.

Badass nicknames your ma uses for you.

Comments