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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    runs through Wolfs legs and jumps up- kicks in backside. sticks out tongue:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *SAtretches tongue way out, ties it to car bumper. Watches car drive off dragging Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unties tongue, falls in dirt, picks self up checks to see if any lasting effects, nope everything will mend. Climbs on motorcycle and runs at Wolf swerves to miss him head on but throws out mesh net, catching him,then pulls him along for the ride. "Beautiful day for it Huh Wolf?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Cuts through net, rolls to a stop. Hops in combine harvester, chases after Deki.*
    8274_combine_harvester_built.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh too bad i made Spot mad at me this might be difficult. Deki runs motorcycle up on sidewalk and down narrow alley. ditches motorcycle hops over fence and circles back to throw grenade into cab of combine. KA-BLAM!!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches harvester burn*
    That was a rental. *Draws sword*
    My name is cyberwolf77, you ruined my credit rating prepare to die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You have to get insurance on rentals! and oh i guess i was just supposed to let you run me down with that multi toothed monster?! (Would it help if I said I was sorry Spot?)
    "Oh well, nothing left to do..." throws grenade at Wolf blasting hole in street Deki jumps in and runs off into storm sewer...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    You have to get insurance on rentals! and oh i guess i was just supposed to let you run me down with that multi toothed monster?! (Would it help if I said I was sorry Spot?)
    "Oh well, nothing left to do..." throws grenade at Wolf blasting hole in street Deki jumps in and runs off into storm sewer...
    I am not going down there. Last time four giant turtles and a giant rat in a bathrobe kicked the hell out of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw Wolf comeon it'll be fun maybe we'll find a c.h.u.d.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Don't wanna meet Bud thanks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    BIG pot on the boil.....time for stew........
    1) eyes of toasty....

    2) 20lbs of wolf meat....

    3) skin of a deki, grated....

    4) 1 wee willy winky.....staker come here!

    5)blood of kirky to add taste and flavoring....mmmm is yummy!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Here JG let me help stir
    Whacks over head with staff pushes her in pot


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Where's my foot!?
    Now you zombie_cat.jpggonna get it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Brainz??? doesn't look like that's what they're after.

    Fishes foot out of stew flings hot steamy foot at Wolfs face
    Beats Jg over head "no you get back in there."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sews foot back on.*
    Thank you. Now into the pot with you.
    *Flips Deki into pot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Pushes wolfy into conveniently placed oven, turns to 8000c, sets timer for 40* Papas family gona get a good feed tonight!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki climbs out , pushing JG back down as she does."Gave your foot back Wolf.next time I'll keep it" licks fingers "needs more salt." Waves staff turns Wolf into salt statue- that blows away in the wind (you get wind and rain from Bill?)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses Toasty and Deki into deep fryer.* Now that's good eating.
    (Nothing yet Deki, but I think it's coming)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    You never turned it on! Now I'm just greasy! *smacks wolfy with chopping board*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses flaming stick at Toasty.*
    You burn real good doncha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Durn it Wolf i just don't want to be your breakfast. Whams Wolf over head with clasped fists. Kicks head back up smashes again ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I have one of these. :cool:

    21585d1249007433-ground-bees-flamethrower.jpg

    Now just turn around, everybody, and walk away.
    Just walk away now. Let there be no trouble here. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    turns water cannon on James and puts out the fire


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Cranks out sandblaster and buries Deki and Kirk. *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    *walks in wearing several kilos of plastic explosives strapped to my chest and a magic re-integrator so i can survive the blast and proceeds to detonate said plastic explosives which kills everyone except deki and kirk who are buried in sand*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    did i say kill? i meant stuns.. cos everyone else has those reintegrator things too.. dam.. my plan failed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pushes shanannigan into sand, burying him waist deep...upside down


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses Toasty in the sand as well. Sprays sand with a plasma torch.*
    Posters under glass , just the way I like them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki pops up out of sand, ick! Evil Wolf.

    Wiggles and pulls up until she can stand, waves staff and turns sand into snow , knocks Wolf down in snow and rolls him up into snowman. Look it's Frosty the Wolfman:)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am not a happy, jolly soul.
    *Crushes Deki into top hat.*
    Now I just needs a magician who can make her disappear.


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