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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    *Empties tomy-gun into staker*
    Sorry, I'm a bit off.

    You said it...

    *Empties jerry-can over block of wolf-cheese*
    really shudda read the best before date
    *sets fire to foul smelling stink heap*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Whilst on fire leaps and tears out staker's throat.*
    Wolf-cheese always has a bite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    /really must change razor blade, um gillette's burn a bit.

    *spots wolfie behind door in shaving mirror, lights deodorant james bond-esque style onto wolfie, incenerating to a mushy pulp*

    *lights cigar whilst raising one eyebrow to the mirror:D:D*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Puts fist through mirror, punchindg staker's brains out back of his head.*
    Fell for the old cheese statue double trick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *Toasts Toasty, decks Deki, stakes staker, jumps on JGs, and wolfs cyber*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    beans James T one on the noggin' with a rotten apple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ouch! Bloody sore that! *rubs back of head*

    *Runs off to tell teacher. Teacher comes and suspends Deki* :P So there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    kicks in the ass while your rubbing.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    did that hurt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    lets hope it did....steel caps!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *Cuts JGs' ear off. Speaks into severed ear...* Can you hear me now? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    i can always hear you.........STAMPS very very .....very hard on your big toe.....do ya feel me now!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki kicks james in knee as he hops holding toe JG has stepped on. Spot drops bucket of hot carmel on JG, Deki releases the ants...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *Throws JGs' ear into deep fryer and garnishes with Deki's ants* Tasty snack. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Dumps bucket of Chocolate over James now you"re like an chocolate Easter Bunny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    licks the chocolate off kirky till i get to his bunny.........were did i leave my long,shiny knife . now with a sharper blade....close your eyes it wont hurt much..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You're supposed to start with the ears JG. whacks Jgs arms with staff breaks both wrists. Pushes her into Lake Erie with Sarky's cousin.(oooh even I think that's mean)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    i did deki.......worked my way down:rolleyes:

    turns spinning shots at deki.......hits at key parts of her body....winded, bleeding and in alot of pain.......a little break in my arm, not enough to stop me.....releases joey bots go in search of kirky, and wolfy......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Blows JGs outta her trousers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm lost my post... Deki quickly heals spining strikes Jg in throat with Staff,then in half turn smacks JG in head. JG goes to her knees , Deki kicks under chin snapping JG head backward. Spys James loads water cannon with acid wash and releases full force reducing him to skeleton


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Blows JGs outta her trousers.

    You can blow me out of them anytime.....;)

    oh i have to kill someone now just to keep wolfy happy........aims missile at the chat thread and blows the head of colrow........:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    You will all be swallowed by my victory.
    Don't fight it. It is futile. Accept your fate.

    blackholeeventhorizon.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fate is good........but have to hurt in here......so tickles your tummy......just to the point you cant take it no more,then tickles some more......beg me to stop, i just might:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops safe on jg, and a piano on Kirk*
    Feeling very cartoony today.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm in a rotten mood:mad::(:confused:
    no one here to even pick a fight with.
    Deki jumps up and down on piano, then tromps on safe.
    Looks around sits down on safe and swings feet kicking safe.
    Darn cartoon! :rolleyes:Where is that Happy go lucky Wolf?
    He knows I can't beat up on old Spike.:mad:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sneaks up on Deki and bops her with a frying pan.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ah Wolf , Deki spins around and pokes two fingers into adams apple, "I am so glad to see you "Head butts Wolf in stomach. Knees Wolf in groin. "It was so boring, thought I would lose my mind"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pokes Deki in the eyes. Bops on the head.*
    Quiet youse

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    been quiet all day not even Spot was talking to me. Steps on Wolfs toe slaps on each side of face, and pokes in tummy


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sticks out fist, waits for Deki to hit it. Windmills arm around and down onto Deki's head.*


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