I feel terrible about this

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:33PM #1

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

FunkZ · 21-08-2009 10:34PM

And the award for Gary Glitter Wannabe of the Year goes to...

Paganlass!

phasers · 21-08-2009 10:35PM

I facepalmed IRL

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-08-2009 10:35PM

Sweet

I.B.T.L....................ole!!

My name is URL · 21-08-2009 10:36PM

Well I'd do ya

AckwelFoley · 21-08-2009 10:36PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

i seen that in a film, where the chief of police wouldnt do what the mob wanted so they went into the hospital and swapped all the babies around... and left them with a jew baby.

I think it was Once upon a time in america.

i lol'd

CreepingDeath · 21-08-2009 10:37PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

You should run for minister of health.

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:39PM

FunkZ wrote: »

And the award for Gary Glitter Wannabe of the Year goes to...

Paganlass!

He shags kids, I swap them at birth.

Together we are like batman and robin, except there are no villans. Just us ruining peoples lives.

lmao

Whosbetter? · 21-08-2009 10:40PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

Omen to you.:)

mink_man · 21-08-2009 10:40PM

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

phasers · 21-08-2009 10:42PM

OP, I don't think you actually feel terrible about this.

reported for misleading thread title

Shacklebolt · 21-08-2009 10:42PM

Did you ever mix up two pairs of identical twins?

21-08-2009 10:43PM

I.B.T.L, Same thing happened to you O.P, Your real father is Charles Manson.

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:45PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You should run for minister of health.

Nah, I'm happy with the way things are going right now. Thanks to me, no-one knows that Mary Harney is Rosie O'Donnells sister. Shame for the latter, maybe nepotism would have helped her career.

procure11 · 21-08-2009 10:45PM

mink_man wrote: »

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

Are you sure this was not the case ...I heard from psychologists that events from childbirth and childhood largely determine our personality...in this case I think it would be an accurate assertion.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-08-2009 10:45PM

I think he's venting his frustration.............maybe because Gary Glitter rejected his love??...perhaps?

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:46PM

mink_man wrote: »

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

I bet your mother hasnt told you that I am your real father. lol

Tomebagel · 21-08-2009 10:46PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

Thread title contradicts this.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-08-2009 10:47PM

Will someone please find a giant padlock for this thread

brummytom · 21-08-2009 10:48PM

Ermmmm....

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:49PM

procure11 wrote: »

Are you sure this was not the case ...I heard from psychologists that events from childbirth and childhood largely determine our personality...in this case I think it would be an accurate assertion.

Well I heard from psychologists (and from studying it), that peronality traits are largely determined genetically (mono and dyozygotic twin studies). You fail at psychoanalysis

lrn2psychology

El Guapo! · 21-08-2009 10:50PM

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

Dusty87 · 21-08-2009 10:51PM

I have a baby on the way and im not lettin it out of my sight when its born now. Iv a feeling if your ever caught you'll be going from maternity ward to intensive care unit:) :P

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:52PM

benwavner wrote: »

I think he's venting his frustration.............maybe because Gary Glitter rejected his love??...perhaps?

In that case, why would I swap them around instead of emulating what he does to them? And whats with the Gary Glitter comments? Sure, I havent been raped by Gary Glitter, are you trying to show off the fact that you have? I'm trying to discuss a serious topic here and you are ruining it.

Shacklebolt · 21-08-2009 10:52PM

Dean09 wrote: »

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

http://7.media.tumblr.com/68MT5QIsoqidejp8FxuHhhGTo1_500.jpg

brummytom · 21-08-2009 10:52PM

Dusty87 wrote: »

I have a baby on the way and im not lettin it out of my sight when its born now.

My mom was the same - I was by her side until she left hospital

.

Congratulations o/

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:53PM

Tomebagel wrote: »

Thread title contradicts this.

Nope. It feels good for me to swap around the babies, and I feel bad about this aspect of my behavior.

lrn2pedant

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:54PM

benwavner wrote: »

Will someone please find a giant padlock for this thread

Whyever would someone do that? I'm looking for help and you are just making a mockery of it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-08-2009 10:57PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

In that case, why would I swap them around instead of emulating what he does to them? And whats with the Gary Glitter comments? Sure, I havent been raped by Gary Glitter, are you trying to show off the fact that you have? I'm trying to discuss a serious topic here and you are ruining it.

Oooooohhh touchy touchy!! a "serious" topic about you swapping kids!! pfft........

.....

pagancornflake · 21-08-2009 10:58PM

Dean09 wrote: »

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

Just keep adding mousse and back combing it when it dries and youll get there dude. Best of luck

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-08-2009 10:58PM

pagancornflake wrote: »

Whyever would someone do that? I'm looking for help and you are just making a mockery of it.

Help on the t'internet...............maybe sympathy in PI....post there if you are "serious".

I feel terrible about this

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