Wierdest thing ever to wake you up

po0k · 17-10-2002 05:41PM

No fear of you rushing out to save them eh?

zenith · 17-10-2002 08:48PM

Nah, I was comfy and warm where I was.

Also, the mile and a half swim was a bit of an issue.

Oeneus · 20-10-2002 05:55PM

Two weird things that have woke me up, or woke up to recently.

1) Before this happened, I should note that I had long hair, about 20 inches long actually.

I went to a house party, very pissed. We usually try and stay awake for the whole night, knowing that the first person to fall asleep is going to get something done to them.

But I couldn't resist and just passed out.

I then woke up in the morning, pretty rough. I went into the bathroom, puked about four times...went to the sink, washed my face, then looked at the mirror. What did I see in the mirror? A large amount of my hair had been chopped off!
At the time it was quite stressful to look at but at the same time, really funny. I just stood there looking in the mirror laughing my ass off because I couldn't believe it was gone! I took the next day off college to go to the hairdressers to get it fixed.

My hair is now at the height of my shoulders.

2) Another one happened on Friday... at the same house, and same people. One of them being my brother. Again I fall asleep. Then a couple of hours later a girl woke me up. She was crying, and she woke me up to ask me to beat the sh!t out of my brother because he slapped her in the face. I just told her to "Do it yourself! He's a pussy!" and then went back to sleep.

conZ · 20-10-2002 09:34PM

Amazingly enough, i slept through lightning hitting the house and flying through half the house...
woke up with no roof over my head

monument · 22-10-2002 03:04AM

I went to this house party once, it was a house which was to be knocked down, I fell asleep on a bed and woke up with two or three other people beside me, I remember pushing them all of the bed or was that before i went to sleep?

but Im not even going into the wierdest thing that ever woke me up

therecklessone · 22-10-2002 06:42PM

Something tells me you didn't quite understand the point of this thread...

DapperGent · 22-10-2002 06:58PM

I went into hospital for about a month a couple of years ago.

I don't know if many of you have ever had a long stay in hospital but they have this weird thing where they wake you up at 6 fúcking am for breakfast. Why they can't let you have a lie-in when the rest of your day is spent in bed I'll never understand.

Anyway it was my second day there and I wasn't quite used to these waking hours. I was fast fast fast asleep at about 6am when I felt a sharp pain in my arm.

I sat up in panic (knocking my traction weights all over the place) and there was this wizened old lady looking like the ****ing wicked witch of the west in the grey light of dawn leaning over me with a syringe and saying "I just want to take a sup of blood from you."

Needless to say I didn't get back to sleep.

Victor · 22-10-2002 07:02PM

Originally posted by DapperGent
Needless to say I didn't get back to sleep.

I take it that that was out of fear?

Woke up yesterday (in my sisters house) to an awful sound from below me, that I could not identify - her emptying the dish washer.

monument · 22-10-2002 11:06PM

Originally posted by therecklessone
Something tells me you didn't quite understand the point of this thread...

I try not to think to hard at 3am

But as i said in my last post "...Im not even going into the wierdest thing that ever woke me up"

Dr. Loon · 23-10-2002 09:30AM

Originally posted by monument
"...Im not even going into the wierdest thing that ever woke me up"

Are you waiting for us to beg you to? I'm not goin to! Either tell us or don't.... I don't give a fúck

Oeneus · 23-10-2002 10:36AM

Hey guys I know what we can do! We can start a new thread, entitled "Wierdest thing ever to wake you up to that I won't bother telling you about."

Oh yeah. Lots of indepth conversation there.

Wierdest thing ever to wake you up

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