Mad Job Titles

m3llowship · 21-08-2009 10:19AM

My Job title was actually "Department Champion" for a while.

That was kinda cool.

Alan_007_ · 21-08-2009 10:29AM

communications operative = postman

Wompa1 · 21-08-2009 10:34AM

A system Administrator for South Park requested the title E.I.E.I.O standing for Email, Internet, Electronic Information Officer

Fratton Fred · 21-08-2009 11:03AM

My mate's job title is "Demand Planner - Young Boys".

Contrary to common belief, he works for a toy company and has never met any priests.

Pace2008 · 21-08-2009 11:24AM

jape wrote: »

Product Display Engineer = shelf stacker

Aye, I was one of those before in a darker time of my life. I remember getting called in for job, hearing the title but not really knowing what it meant, and worrying that I wouldn't be adequate for this important position.

orourkeda wrote: »

That's beautiful. It's like poetry. Did it mash up his face too? That'd be just too excellent.

Where's the anti-thanks button again? What the **** man, a kid gets dismembered and you think it's great because he was a 'scumbag?' Read the Irish Sun less.

Sizzler · 21-08-2009 02:35PM

Immobilsation Specialist - Clamper

Audio optimisation engineer - DJ

Media distribution executive - Newspaper seller

Cookie_Monster · 21-08-2009 02:42PM

RossFixxxed wrote: »

Err I entirely understand that mate, was agreeing with you and throwing some funny ones in there

Ah right then, my mistake.

JennyMaguire · 21-08-2009 02:52PM

Rodney Trotter DIC (Degree in Computing!)

mikeyboy · 27-11-2011 05:45AM

My girlfriend's sister in law received the following piece of immortal prose in her orientation pack when she started on the check out in her local supermarket in Canada

As a member of our first line purchase processing team you will be primarily involved in front facing customer interaction

DEFTLEFTHAND · 27-11-2011 05:47AM

Executioner.

27-11-2011 07:02AM

Zombie thread resurrecter

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