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  • #1442
    Deki
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    Deki wedges staff in rift and climbs out. Snatches staff from rift and lets it close again, Casts spell on toast turning him into a hissing little tazmaniaqn devil


  • #1443
    cyberwolf77
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    *Climbs out of rift.*
    Drop it now.
    *Buries Toasty under rain of frozen squid parts.*


  • #1444
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    calamari ? Did a semi turn over somewhere? Deki sprinkles thread with gasoline and climbs on Spot dropping lit matches turning the thread into a raging inferno. Deki and Spot fly south "Purification measures Spot. Had to be done. Just too much rotting stuff laying around. Maybe we can get in on one of those tropical storms."


  • #1445
    cyberwolf77
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    *Walks out of wall of flame carrying double-headed axe.*
    DEKI!!!!!!!


  • #1446
    Deki
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    yes Wolf?


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  • #1447
    cyberwolf77
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    Stop torching the thread already! I do not enjoy constantly having to rebuild the surprises, and finding replacement cushions for the throne. Human skin is not easy to find you know.


  • #1448
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *walks out of flames on fire, doesnt seem bothered, cuts off head of wolfies axe, which falls and chops off his foot* shes mine wolfie! *flys off after deki


  • #1449
    cyberwolf77
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    *Bolts on replacement foot. Locks liquid nitrogen missiles on Toasty.*
    Freeze sucker!


  • #1450
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Toast you shouldn't mind the fire, you're a demon remember. And it's time you redecorated Wolf. Deki and Spot quickly head for east coast


  • #1451
    cyberwolf77
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    Deki wrote: »
    Toast you shouldn't mind the fire, you're a demon remember. And it's time you redecorated Wolf. Deki and Spot quickly head for east coast
    Yes come to me. Come to me and die!


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  • #1452
    Deki
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    correction spot SOUTH east coast


  • #1453
    cyberwolf77
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    Say hello to my good buddy, the speedy, electrifying, noisy Pole when you get there.


  • #1454
    Deki
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    Oh bother Wolf! You sure aren't making this easy. Spot and Deki fly back dragging net bag Wolf and Toast. Who immediately begin to fight each other while entangled in net. Spot drops them into Lake Erie. There is a great churning as they sink beneath the waves, then even the bubbles disappear.


  • #1455
    cyberwolf77
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    *Crawls out of the water*
    Gaahhhh! I hate getting my fur wet. Hope toasty can breathe under water.


  • #1456
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    DId you catch any fish Wolf? We could have a fish fry:p


  • #1457
    cyberwolf77
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    No fish, but I did see Sarky's cousin down there.
    Erithulhu really isn't that scary, looks kind of ill actually.


  • #1458
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    umm... Sarky's cousin got a tentacled beard too? Suppose it's the mercury any more abnormals?


  • #1459
    cyberwolf77
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    Don't know if there was beard, but there were alot of tentacles.


  • #1460
    Deki
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    was he a friendly monster of the deep?


  • #1461
    cyberwolf77
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    I left while he was hugging Toasty, alot.


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  • #1462
    Deki
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    poor toast. I'll just have Spot create a sunami in Erie, bet that's never happened before. Water washes in giant wave flooding Cleveland, when recedes leaves behind a sputtering Toast and a wriggleling cousin to an old god and uh oh... guess you're sort of all wet again Wolf...


  • #1463
    cyberwolf77
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    *Lowers force field.*
    No, I saw that one coming.


  • #1464
    Deki
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    aw gee, Wolf, not a great start to my day.How bout this? Drops rotting tentacled thing on Wolf. I think it's past it's expiration date.


  • #1465
    cyberwolf77
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    *Lobs balls of flaming monkey demon poo at Deki.*
    Now that's a bad start to a day.


  • #1466
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Now where did you aquire monkey demon poo? retreats beyond range and fires back with slimey okra bombs. I hate okra.Yuck.


  • #1467
    cyberwolf77
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    *Releases monkey demons.*
    Hope you guys prefer okra to being shot in the face. Good monkey demons.


  • #1468
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    staker jumps in front of juggernaut being driven by wolfie.


    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


    *falls flat under tractor unit,catches trailer, spins the whole naut wildly,engineering world's most fearsome, biggest soil auger*

    bye bye wolfie, you don't get too hot down there alongside the 666bearer!!:D:D


  • #1469
    cyberwolf77
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    They won't let me back in there staker. Something about unnecessary cruelty, and violence towards the damned.


  • #1470
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    you feelin ok dawg wolfie??


    or am i just inadvertently doomed anyways??:confused:


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  • #1471
    cyberwolf77
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    *Empties tommy-gun into staker*
    Sorry, I'm a bit off.


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