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  • 12-08-2009 10:55am
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    Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭


    Ok so i've noticed lately that if i put tissues or something onto my dressing table that sometimes random purple marks will appear on them (dots and just purpleness in general) then yesterday i discovered on a second bed in my room (right beside the dressing table and this bed is usually under my other bed if that makes sense so its only been out for the last few nights) there were purple "trails" on it... kinda like tyre marks but obviously not from tyres, they were small enough.... anyone any ideas what this could be??? :confused: Theres no leaks or anything from my ceiling.... i didn't pay much attention until there were marks in the bed.

    If its in the wrong section i'm sorry... didn't know where to put it......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Gotta be the swine flu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Post a pic of the tissue

    weirdest thing I've ever said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Post a pic of the tissue

    weirdest thing I've ever said

    We'll have to get Horatio to look at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Staph


    Ink from a fountain pen....
    Purple eyeshadow powder...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Staph wrote: »
    Ink from a fountain pen....
    Purple eyeshadow powder...

    Or...... maybe

    http://www.rovang.org/timeline/bigpics/ivan_ooze.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I'd stay off the acid for a few days and see if it's still happening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Some sort of insects trail?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    You've got crabs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You've got crabs.

    Purple crabs? Are you fo serious?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Purple crabs? Are you fo serious?

    I sure am fo serious.

    Exotic STDs are the new black apparently. Everyone is getting them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I sure am fo serious.

    Exotic STDs are the new black apparently. Everyone is getting them.

    Hawttttt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭Robin132


    its not coming from any pens/make-up or anything like that... there is nothing around to explain what it is.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Robin132 wrote: »
    its not coming from any pens/make-up or anything like that... there is nothing around to explain what it is.....

    When stuck in a conundrum like this the answer is always invariably : A wizard did it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I was going to look-up 'purple monster' and post an image but then it occurred to me what images such a search may result in...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    I was going to look-up 'purple monster' and post an image but then it occurred to me what images such a search may result in...

    You could lose your job if you got caught looking at stuff like this alright:

    Huge Purple Headed Monster (NSFW)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Clean you gaff perhaps??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    it sounds like the purple snail,hence the purple goo-trails.
    since been accidentally introduced to the country about a year ago they've been slowly taking over,doing away with all our native snails.
    there was a segment about them on a program on rte over the weekend.
    like a regular snail,only purple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    There's something purple somewhere, look for it.

    Clean your room, slob.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Purple slugs :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Schism wrote: »
    When stuck in a conundrum like this the answer is always invariably : A wizard did it.

    i heard Pat Kenny leaves a purple residue behind...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    i heard Pat Kenny leaves a purple residue behind...

    Nah, Ronseal doesn't come in purple


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    A ribena carton?


  • Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭Robin132


    i can honestly say there is nothing purple in my room that has been spilled or spread around in any way......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Robin132 wrote: »
    i can honestly say there is nothing purple in my room that has been spilled or spread around in any way......

    In the middle of the night, when all is quiet,
    Nothing to be seen, not even a light,
    When Robin is snoring, and tucked up tight,
    Ribena Man comes, with all his might,
    Then in the second bed, he nods off, night night.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    is your light bulb ultraviolet by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Oh The Humanity


    magic_roundabout_brian.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    i just made that up but weirdly there is actually a purple snail

    http://th09.deviantart.net/fs12/300W/i/2006/262/4/3/Purple_snail_by_Jorapache.jpg

    could be the culprit


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Have you had any sexual partners recently who may have an STI who are shooting out purple semen?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    I noticed tissue paper goes purple when you put some iodine-based anti-sceptic on it (for a cut or something). Maybe there's iodine on your floor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Kalashnikov_Kid


    Lay off the shrooms dude


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,135 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    couldnt it be some sort of mould??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    A perfume?...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Have you tried smelling it? It's something that's squirting in the vicinity of your dressing table, some kind of perfume could well be the cause.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Staph wrote: »
    Ink from a fountain pen....

    Aha!!! My special brand of chaos will soon take over the world!!!

    Soon there will be unexplained ink stains all over and people won't know what to do. While they are busy figuring it out or at the hospital from scratching their heads too much, I will take over slowly but surely!

    Harney shall be first to go - death by threadmill!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    have you being having sexual relations with barney?


  • Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭Robin132


    Even if perfume could explain the tissues... doesn't explain the marks on the sheet because i haven't sprayed perfume in that room since the bed was put up.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 furrysnookerbal


    That sounds well serious. I'd move house if I were you. I aint kidding.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Have you had any sexual partners recently who may have an STI who are shooting out purple semen?

    have you ever mated with a slug that may of had a STI?...You may not be a suitable blood doaner.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭cosmic


    purple rain


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