niteclub staff- your storys//

scrubs · 11-08-2009 12:52AM #1

right i've worked in a few nite clubs but i've been working in this one for a while now,love the job,but i get my share of abuse and see some strange and sick things

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

so anyone eles have any storys??

FearDark · 11-08-2009 12:54AM

People writing on walls with their own ****??

Average day at the asylum for me...

EDIT: I was going to type a massive FALI again, too soon, too soon...

here.from.day.1 · 11-08-2009 12:58AM

scrubs wrote: »

right i've worked in a few nite clubs but i've been working in this one for a while now,love the job,but i get my share of abuse and see some strange and sick things

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

so anyone eles have any storys??

ive always had sympathy for anybody whos had to work in coppers

Senna · 11-08-2009 01:00AM

scrubs wrote: »

love the job

scrubs wrote: »

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****..

Sadist

kwestfan08 · 11-08-2009 01:02AM

scrubs wrote: »

right i've worked in a few nite clubs but i've been working in this one for a while now,love the job,but i get my share of abuse and see some strange and sick things

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

so anyone eles have any storys??

You love a job where you get bitten, burn with fags and spat at?!

Thats more ****ed up then your one writing with her own **** imo

scrubs · 11-08-2009 01:06AM

well i mean that only happens on rare times, most of the time i love it

barleybooley · 11-08-2009 01:06AM

Senna wrote: »

Sadist

I think the word you're looking for is masochist.

Down at the Rotary Club, these sort of activities are seen as common.

Snowie · 11-08-2009 01:09AM

I once worked in a bar where we where engouraged to work get pissed and we did the boss used to walk be hninde the bar and poor the first bottle of sprits down are neck play music loud and genrally party harder then the costemors.

I dont remember a lot... :rolleyes:

FearDark · 11-08-2009 01:11AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once worked in a bar where we where engouraged to work get pissed and we did the boss used to walk be hninde the bar and poor the first bottle of sprits down are neck play music loud and genrally party harder then the costemors.

I dont remember a lot... :rolleyes:

And how was work tonight, fun?

ShooterSF · 11-08-2009 01:13AM

So so so many stories. One night a girl at a debs came into the store room squated a pissd on the floor. Nice!

Snowie · 11-08-2009 01:15AM

ShooterSF wrote: »

So so so many stories. One night a girl at a debs came into the store room squated a pissd on the floor. Nice!

:pac: there nothing worse then moping up piss haveing to cleen sh!t up requires spin the bottle :pac:

poisonated · 11-08-2009 01:16AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once worked in a bar where we where engouraged to work get pissed and we did the boss used to walk be hninde the bar and poor the first bottle of sprits down are neck play music loud and genrally party harder then the costemors.

I dont remember a lot... :rolleyes:

sorry.I don't want to be a party pooper(ha pooh) but I'm pretty sure thats against the law.

11-08-2009 01:18AM

A sad confession of mine is that I usually ask can I work breakfast (waitressing) at 7 in the morning if I'm working in a nightclub the night before, then I get left go before any of the sh*t and puke has to be cleaned up, muaha.

Snowie · 11-08-2009 01:20AM

poisonated wrote: »

sorry.I don't want to be a party pooper(ha pooh) but I'm pretty sure thats against the law.

It is ? I didn't know that.

But then again I was'nt working in ireland...

Senna · 11-08-2009 01:56AM

barleybooley wrote: »

I think the word you're looking for is masochist.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

Adyx · 11-08-2009 03:18AM

A student ripping a piss-covered toilet seat off the toilet and wearing it around his head, a girl with her dress up around her head passed out in her own **** and puke, numerous pairs of boxers abandoned full of **** in the jacks. Worst of all: I had never had to hit anyone before I started working in a nightclub.

tanyaog2007 · 11-08-2009 03:24AM

[ i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

:eek: YUCK , WHAT A DIRTY b.TCH.

RandolphEsq · 11-08-2009 10:13AM

tanyaog2007 wrote: »

[ i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

:eek: YUCK , WHAT A DIRTY b.TCH.

Girls are ALWAYS the more disgisting creatures in nightclubs

Sex in toilets, BJs out on the floor, pickpockets, some stray puke here and there. Drink relegates Irisih people to classless animals

Pygmalion · 11-08-2009 10:19AM

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Girls are ALWAYS the more disgisting creatures in nightclubs

Sex in toilets, ...

Surely you can't blame just the girls for that?

waraf · 11-08-2009 10:22AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once worked in a bar where we where engouraged to work get pissed and we did the boss used to walk be hninde the bar and poor the first bottle of sprits down are neck play music loud and genrally party harder then the costemors.

I dont remember a lot... :rolleyes:

I think you should ease up on killing the auld brain cells

patmac · 11-08-2009 10:23AM

scrubs wrote: »

right i've worked in a few nite clubs but i've been working in this one for a while now,love the job,but i get my share of abuse and see some strange and sick things

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

so anyone eles have any storys??

Was that last Friday?

stovelid · 11-08-2009 11:10AM

I was in a well-known city centre nightclub recently and a trendy student-looking member of the bar staff insisted on taking my order politely and bringing my drinks promptly, despite the presence of several orange-hued, pneumatically-breasted ladies attempting to get served at the same time.

Furthermore, he then placed my change in my hand and nodded in a friendly fashion.

Banter Joe · 11-08-2009 11:21AM

Maybe he had a touch of the ghey?!

dylano_k · 11-08-2009 04:21PM

scrubs wrote: »

right i've worked in a few nite clubs but i've been working in this one for a while now,love the job,but i get my share of abuse and see some strange and sick things

i've been bitten twice,spat at, got drink,glasses,coins thrown at me,been burnt by fags.. got bottled once.. i've seen people puke in pint glasses and hand them back to me, i've seen a girl once puttin a used tampon in a glass and leave in on the bar,and this 1 girl wrote her name on the walls with her own ****.. i could go on..

Nothing wrong with a dash of red in your vodka !!

Super-Rush · 11-08-2009 05:06PM

During a gig last christmas i was sent a video of two people doing the nasty on the bonnet of my car. I legged it out to the car park and moved them on. They wandered over to the bushes at the perimeter of the carpark where she lay on the ground and very loudly told the guy to finish her off. I couldn't stay and watch the show and went back inside shaking my head. One of the carpark attendants took more video footage and started sending it to everyone including the manager. Turns out it was his 17 year old daughter and his best mate.

Walked into a toliet in KK one night to see four or five lads peering over the walls of one of the cubicles. They were all looking at some dude getting head from some random bird. She finishes and then says whos next. Apparently she went through 3 lads before the bouncers caught her.

Been shown several pairs of t*ts in an attempt to persuade me into playing 'one more tune'.

Saw a girl being taken from all angles after a debs one night and when i asked was she ok she looked at me and said why don't you join in.

whadabouchasir · 11-08-2009 05:16PM

super-rush wrote: »

Saw a girl being taken from all angles after a debs one night and when i asked was she ok she looked at me and said why don't you join in.

And why didn't you?

Salvelinus · 11-08-2009 05:17PM

super-rush wrote: »

During a gig last christmas i was sent a video of two people doing the nasty on the bonnet of my car. I legged it out to the car park and moved them on. They wandered over to the bushes at the perimeter of the carpark where she lay on the ground and very loudly told the guy to finish her off. I couldn't stay and watch the show and went back inside shaking my head. One of the carpark attendants took more video footage and started sending it to everyone including the manager. Turns out it was his 17 year old daughter and his best mate.

Walked into a toliet in KK one night to see four or five lads peering over the walls of one of the cubicles. They were all looking at some dude getting head from some random bird. She finishes and then says whos next. Apparently she went through 3 lads before the bouncers caught her.

Been shown several pairs of t*ts in an attempt to play 'one more tune'.

Saw a girl being taken from all angles after a debs one night and when i asked was she ok she looked at me and said why don't you join in.

The future's looking brighter every day.

homerjay2005 · 11-08-2009 05:20PM

my mate owns a nightclub at home and i work for him now and then. i f*cking love it! being sober with 1,000 drunk people in the place is class.

the most saddening thing is the sheer hatred in some of the fights. lads just getting ripped open over nothing.

the best - getting offered "favours" if i gave free drink to drunk burds. sadly, never was able to take them up as the girlfriend was a local and generally not too far away:o.

others -

random girl offering to blow every member of staff (and doing it to one of them).
b*tch fights!
underage drinking - always makes me laugh seeing 17 year old girls in the place trying to drink.
local business mans 18 year old daughter caught on camera by security blowing off some lad.

i can thankfully say, ive never seen anything too sickening in terms of people shi*tint themselves or putting in a pint glass. just the normal puking but sure you see that when your on the other side of the bar also.

lala stone · 11-08-2009 05:20PM

where the hell do all you guys work??!!!!!!!!!

Salvelinus · 11-08-2009 05:21PM

lala stone wrote: »

where the hell do all you guys work??!!!!!!!!!

The Garda Club on the South Circular!!
Any celeb stories?

Super-Rush · 11-08-2009 05:23PM

whadabouchasir wrote: »

And why didn't you?

No thanks

lala stone wrote: »

where the hell do all you guys work??!!!!!!!!!

In pubs and clubs in Ireland

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