Are all women insane?

cherryghost · 07-08-2009 08:42PM

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Women never reveal the full extend of their insanity till you move in with them.

With all respect, Doctor, I think you should have tried another method for your research.

Maddison · 07-08-2009 08:43PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ohhh the look of death :eek:

Oh no sure thats an entirely different one :P

Carsinian Thau · 07-08-2009 08:46PM

Yes, but only because every one (male/female/neither and both) is insane.

Dr Kamikazi · 07-08-2009 08:47PM

Hell is other people?

Snowie · 07-08-2009 09:12PM

Maddison wrote: »

Oh no sure thats an entirely different one :P

the look of death has to be the most alienating feeling ever

Maddison · 07-08-2009 09:27PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

the look of death has to be the most alienating feeling ever

Dont worry hun, Id never throw any evils at you :P

Snowie · 07-08-2009 09:37PM

Maddison wrote: »

Dont worry hun, Id never throw any evils at you :P

you said never you so are going to do it now

:eek:

CCCP^ · 07-08-2009 09:40PM

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A Crazy bitch that can find you.

newmills · 07-08-2009 09:41PM

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Women never reveal the full extend of their insanity till you move in with them.

True, so true..........what happened to all the sex and blowjobs? Why do you need to use my razor, yes your arse does look big, no i don't want to talk, yadda, yadda, yadda........

Maddison · 07-08-2009 09:42PM

Ohhh CCCP I likey that one & I do have GPS

irish_bob · 07-08-2009 09:46PM

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

My theory is that it's Irish women in particular.

scottish women are every bit as nuts , trust me

cruiser178 · 07-08-2009 09:49PM

Myself and a friend of mine walking down the street one day.
He was fair pissed off because his girlfriend had just gone buck ******* ape on him for no reason.He spotted a little girl across the road pushing a doll in a pram,he turned to me and said,cruiser, do you see that little girl over there,she'll NEVER grow up,she'll just get bigger.

He was spot on.

Acacia · 07-08-2009 09:50PM

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Oh Dear...:D

Well, if you ask a silly question, you get a silly answer. :P

Super-Rush · 07-08-2009 09:55PM

Look just say 'yes dear' and cower in the corner like the rest of us.

Say **** off in your mind

veryangryman · 07-08-2009 10:02PM

I think the stuff women say/do...men would not get away with. Personal remarks, swearing like no tomorrow. Ive heard the f work so much its lost its meaning...

Dr Kamikazi · 07-08-2009 10:06PM

Why do women have orgasms?
So they have something else to moan about...:cool:

Kintarō Hattori · 07-08-2009 10:08PM

Yes, I believe they may be. While I love the lady she is driving me nuts. It's really irritating.

Ollchailin · 07-08-2009 10:37PM

God yes we are absolutely mental. But we're also often easily pleased, like with a hug or a cup of tea or a night in instead of a night out in the pub with "the boys". So at least that's something.

midlandsmissus · 07-08-2009 10:39PM

Jayz do mens ever stop moanin. Get off this thread and get back in the kitchen.

K4t · 07-08-2009 10:45PM

Women care about stuff. Men don't. Then we get pissed off when the women want us to care about stuff.

It's simple really, lads.

Claregirl · 07-08-2009 10:55PM

There's only two things wrong with men!

Everything they say!

Everything they do!

:D:D:D:D:D

Tar.Aldarion · 07-08-2009 10:58PM

K4t wrote: »

Women care about stuff. Men don't. Then we get pissed off when the women want us to care about stuff.

It's simple really, lads.

Man:'Fine I'll do the washing'
Woman:'I want you to want to do the washing without asking'
Man: 'why would I want to do the washing?'
Woman: *tantrum*
man: *ffs*

veryangryman · 07-08-2009 11:01PM

Ollchailin wrote: »

God yes we are absolutely mental. But we're also often easily pleased, like with a hug or a cup of tea or a night in instead of a night out in the pub with "the boys". So at least that's something.

Men pleased easier. What makes us happy? Food sex and peace. 2/3 of these are easily provided with minimum effort.

midlandsmissus · 07-08-2009 11:10PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Man:'Fine I'll do the washing'
Woman:'I want you to want to do the washing without asking'
Man: 'why would I want to do the washing?'
Woman: *tantrum*
man: *ffs*

From a woman's point of view:

Woman has done washing for the last five times,man sits with feet up on couch.
Woman: Will you please do the next load of washing, I'm tired of doing it
Man: Yeah yeah Stop nagging
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that load of washing on?
Man: FFS stop nagging me! I'm at a crucial spot in (insert x box game here)
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that washing on!!
Man: Fine!!! I'll do the washing!
Woman: I shouldn't have to keep asking you! I want you to do it without asking!
Man: FFS why would I WANT to do the washing!?

Goes to pub and complains about irrational nagging women who never give him a moments peace.

The end.

Snowie · 07-08-2009 11:22PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

From a woman's point of view:

Woman has done washing for the last five times,man sits with feet up on couch.
Woman: Will you please do the next load of washing, I'm tired of doing it
Man: Yeah yeah Stop nagging
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that load of washing on?
Man: FFS stop nagging me! I'm at a crucial spot in (insert x box game here)
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that washing on!!
Man: Fine!!! I'll do the washing!
Woman: I shouldn't have to keep asking you! I want you to do it without asking!
Man: FFS why would I WANT to do the washing!?

Goes to pub and complains about irrational nagging women who never give him a moments peace.

The end.

there is a flaw in your theory

feck the excuse's

you just need one

In a Minute

Tar.Aldarion · 08-08-2009 12:02AM

I'll reply coherently to her in a minute, I just at a crucial part of another post.

The Volt · 08-08-2009 12:09AM

Insane? No. They know well what they do and say. They never lose arguements based on the fact that if they're losing they can pull up things that happened six centuries ago and use them against you.