'Victoria Beckham lookalike' who may know where Madeleine McCann is

sxt · 06-08-2009 12:33PM #1

Team mcann are now looking for a "Victoria beckham" lookalike spotted by two "british visitors" at 2am in a pub two years ago! .They only came forward with this information now for "personal reasons".

Do they seriously expect people to treat these announcements serious!? They get more uncredible and absurder each time!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204605/Now-Madeleine-hunt-moves-Down-Under.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/madeleinemccann/5982580/Madeleine-McCanns-parents-to-trace-Victoria-Beckham-lookalike.html

Breaking news on sky
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Madeleine-McCann-Face-Of-Woman-Suspect-In-Search-For-Missing-Girl/Article/200908115355466?f=rss

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8187114.stm

Mr Benevolent · 06-08-2009 12:36PM

But you're reading these papers...

Patrick_K · 06-08-2009 12:37PM

Maybe it was Victoria Beckham ?
I've always thought one of her 'sons' looked a tad feminine.

j1smithy · 06-08-2009 12:37PM

I wouldn't give it the oxygen of publicity. Its long gone past silly now. What a charade.

sxt · 06-08-2009 12:37PM

It will be in your papers tomorrow too

Hagar · 06-08-2009 12:38PM

That's a terrible picture. If Victoria Beckham looked like that David would put her on the transfer list immediately.

dumbblonde122 · 06-08-2009 12:39PM

It is very far fetched but I suppose the mcCann's will take every "sighting" seriously. Itis there little girl after all

Nuggles · 06-08-2009 12:40PM

Victoria Beckham after being beaten with an ugly stick maybe. . .

MarkR · 06-08-2009 12:43PM

Bet posh is bulling over that ugly photofit.

kmart6 · 06-08-2009 12:53PM

Don't know how they think that's a Victoria Beckham look-a-like!

LookingFor · 06-08-2009 12:54PM

Trolling for tabloid attention at this point (yes, Sky News is VERY tabloid, particularly on their website).

I mean I feel VERY sorry for them having lost their child, but headlines like this are getting a bit silly. Their PR people must be running out of ideas.

Next up: 'Elvis spotted with Maddy'

shenanigans1982 · 06-08-2009 12:58PM

LookingFor wrote: »

Next up: 'Elvis spotted with Maddy'

"McCann's believe Maddy holed up in Neverland" .....mark my words.

genericguy · 06-08-2009 01:03PM

I'd say her parents did it.

mikom · 06-08-2009 01:04PM

sxt wrote: »

Team mcann are now looking for a "Victoria beckham" lookalike spotted by two "british visitors" at 2am in a pub two years ago! .

Yeah supposedly the "Victoria beckham" lookalike and her accomplices swept Maddy up whilst chanting......... " If ya wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends"

thomond2006 · 06-08-2009 01:05PM

mikom wrote: »

Yeah supposedly the "Victoria beckham" lookalike and her accomplices swept Maddy up whilst chanting......... " If ya wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends"

Jaysus.............

Hagar · 06-08-2009 01:08PM

genericguy wrote: »

I'd say her parents did it.

Victoria Beckham's parents. :eek: I would never have suspected them.
Have you passed this on to the police yet? It could be just the breakthrough they need.

_blank_ · 06-08-2009 01:12PM

It doesn't look like Mrs Beckham in the slightest

LookingFor · 06-08-2009 01:19PM

Des wrote: »

It doesn't look like Mrs Beckham in the slightest

SHE HAS SHORT HAIR SO SHE'S LIKE POSH, THAT'LL GET THE MEDIA'S ATTENTION, OMG I'M A GENIUS!

*hi5s*

(This may or may not be what the PR meeting for this looked like)

genericguy · 06-08-2009 01:32PM

Hagar wrote: »

Victoria Beckham's parents. :eek: I would never have suspected them.
Have you passed this on to the police yet? It could be just the breakthrough they need.

touché

_Arctic_ · 06-08-2009 02:36PM

How do people actually believe that she's still alive?

I mean, if you kidnapped somebody, and it made Sky News, and everyone in the Western world knows what they looked like, you'd hardly keep them alive and bring them around with you.... She was probably killed and buried as soon as the kidnappers saw how much attention it got.

And I doubt Posh is happy about the comparison to that picture

Keogg · 06-08-2009 02:39PM

genericguy wrote: »

I'd say her parents did it.

+1 on that

TPD · 06-08-2009 02:51PM

The picture looks as if they didn't want to decide between male or female - so went as finely between as possible. That way they wont actually have to narrow their search.

All a ploy, I reckon they ate her.

Salvelinus · 06-08-2009 02:52PM

genericguy wrote: »

I'd say her parents did it.

How many murders/kidnapping have you solved? There's a big difference between being negligent and a mudrerer. Anyone who thinks they can solve cases based on d'telly should watch A Cry in the Dark.

Voodu Child · 06-08-2009 02:57PM

They're not still going on about this are they ?

Why don't they just have another kid and be done with it...:rolleyes:

Dancor · 06-08-2009 03:40PM

Strange, I just got handed a maddie leaflet by some weird guy outside work. ''Still missing Still missed'' is the header on it with some pictures of her and some preyer on the back

PhysiologyRocks · 06-08-2009 03:43PM

It's really tragic and I can't even imagine how her poor family must feel.

That said, kids go missing often. It's equally tragic for other families, and yet they only get a small fraction of the publicity that this case gets.

ejmaztec · 06-08-2009 03:46PM

Voodu Child wrote: »

They're not still going on about this are they ?

Why don't they just have another kid and be done with it...:rolleyes:

They do, but they just keep running away.:eek:

Hagar · 06-08-2009 03:47PM

dancor wrote: »

Strange, I just got handed a maddie leaflet by some weird guy outside work. ''Still missing Still missed'' is the header on it with some pictures of her and some preyer on the back

Freudian slip of the day.

Wazdakka · 06-08-2009 03:50PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

They do, but they just keep running away.

Running away...
yeaaa that's it...

<_<

>_>

FunkZ · 06-08-2009 04:21PM

They're like a plot from a bad James Patterson book. Arghhh fcuk off!

loobylou · 06-08-2009 06:07PM

The witness is from Australia............ maybe there's a dingo connection.

'Victoria Beckham lookalike' who may know where Madeleine McCann is

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