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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    DanDan was dishonourably discharged from the navy after being caught, pants round ankles, with a shark outside a naval base in Cobh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,001 ✭✭✭p1akuw47h5r3it


    has straight hair


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    dandan6592 loves his dog. No...he really loves his dog, yep , that way.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,894 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Two contestants would sit either side of a table, with a glass in
    front of each of them.

    Between them would be placed a bottle of Janx Spirit.
    Each of the two contestants would then concentrate their will on
    the bottle and attempt to tip it and pour spirit into the glass
    of his opponent - who would then have to drink it.

    The bottle would then be refilled. The game would be played
    again. And again.

    Once you started to lose you would probably keep losing, because
    one of the effects of Janx spirit is to depress telepsychic
    power.

    As soon as a predetermined quantity had been consumed, the final
    loser would have to perform a forfeit, which was usually
    obscenely biological.

    Ddad usually played to lose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    CM was left truamatised by seeing the effects of losing the above game


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    freyners is a dab hand with a hammer, he built the "Big Blue" in Blackpool single-handedly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,001 ✭✭✭p1akuw47h5r3it


    wants to have sexual relations with Barney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    real name is Barney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Dr. Shredder


    will get the leading role in the movie "The Life Of Michael Jackson"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Dr. likes to examine young boys and is hard himself when he asks young boys to *cough* whilst he holds their scrotem.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    niceirishfella is actually English.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭TedB


    CyberWolf is a porn addict.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    TedB is actually Ted Bundy, hello TED!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭TedB


    TedB is actually Ted Bundy, hello TED!

    NiceIrishFella is actually a BadEnglishWoman!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    TedB was once on Jeremy Kyle for having fathered 3 black kids with a 55 year old X-Trannie called Tracey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    refferences refference


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Matt's real bright and clever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭TedB


    niceirishfella has a sexual attraction to TedB.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    TB's attracted to himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭TedB


    niceirishfella is attracted to homosexual squirrels.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    TedB is in fact a homosexual squirrel projecting his deviant nut hiding fantasies on niceirishfella.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Smart's name is an oxymoron - he's incredibly thick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF can't tell lies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Staker is in training to be a Fudge Packer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    nif's favourite chinese dessert is number 34. Sumyungbai with a knob of stale jizz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭freyners


    staker is afraid of the big blue in blackpool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    freyners once bought a rocket launch pad with the takings from an illegal piracy site.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    has many friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    matt holck is late for his monthly anal bleaching


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    portomor obsesses with bathroom humor


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