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What's the dumbest way you ever hurt yourself?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    yeah i know but a real video not made up ones are good..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fell into the kitchen sink!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    how the hell did you do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Shane St.


    Was playing football after having a few too many tins. Went in for a tackle straight away and fractured me leg:(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    i walked into a door out shopping the other day thought it was opened but it wasnt..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭DancingQueen:)


    Didnt see a step walking into a friends house and busted my nose open, also know 4 people who have ran into a clear glass patio window.
    When i was younger i was dancing on a wheely chair fell backwards and split my chin open.
    By the way great thread :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    yeah same here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    remember one time in skool myself and a friend were runnin down hall on newly waxed tiles, he slipped and skidded down the hall at a fair pace, crashed into a door and broke his finger
    i had to go to hospital mysel from laughin so hard:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    When I was was younger I went to Fort Lucan for a friends birthday and we were all playing chasing around one of the towers. I was running around and went to go down the fire mans pole, was all ready to go when BAMM im on my back on the floor. Turns out I forgot to hold on to the pole and fell right down. Wasnt my brightest moment.

    Also, I was playing with the dog once and i was chasing her through the house. I was running from the kitchen to the sitting room and i whacked my baby toe full force off the door. It was sideways!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    today i fell, i was working back into my friend's house to get the phone, when i put my foot on wet timper i slip and tried to save myself but didnt, i fell off the patio and landed on my back, the only part i hurt was my hand. usually if something like that happens i usually shred a few tear but i didnt. yahoo...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭TheTubes


    I was working in a night club and collecting bottles when we were closed,
    I dropped a half full pint bottle of bulmers and when it hit the ground a big stream of it shot straight up into my eye as i was looking down after watching it fall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 140 ✭✭mjg


    When I was around 22/23 I was having a session in my house with a few lads from work. We were messing around in the garden and I was on the garden wall, maybe seven feet off the ground. I jumped to the ground thinking, "bend the knees, bend the knees".

    When I hit the ground my perfectly bent knees provided a fantastic crash-landing site for my chin, causing my upper and lower teeth to meet quite suddenly.

    Cue a sudden sober spitting of teeth.

    Gob****e.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    I was sitting in the kitchen on a lovely sunny afternoon. But the sun and I don't agree so I decided to close the blind on the window behind me. Started reaching, little more, nearly there, almost... BAM! Leaning back on the chair and it slipped right out from under me. I had 2 owies that day:(


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