What's the dumbest way you ever hurt yourself?

GodOfRadio

One time I got out of the shower and my girlfriend was still in the bed, and I was trying to be quiet.

My clothes were in the bedroom still where she was sleeping, so I went in and started getting ready...being quiet.

I was putting my socks on while standing up, and my foot was still a little wet. I had bent my leg up some and started to put it on. It caught, so I pulled harder. My hand slipped off the sock and blasted me right in my balls. I fell to the floor grabbing my crotch, rolling around in agony, and she woke up to see me laying there in my underwear grabbing my balls - almost in tears.

I'd give anything to have that on video.

ciencin

GodOfRadio wrote: »

One time I got out of the shower and my girlfriend was still in the bed, and I was trying to be quiet.

My clothes were in the bedroom still where she was sleeping, so I went in and started getting ready...being quiet.

I was putting my socks on while standing up, and my foot was still a little wet. I had bent my leg up some and started to put it on. It caught, so I pulled harder. My hand slipped off the sock and blasted me right in my balls. I fell to the floor grabbing my crotch, rolling around in agony, and she woke up to see me laying there in my underwear grabbing my balls - almost in tears.

I'd give anything to have that on video.

Bwuahaha brilliant

I once got a dislocated ankle and tried to walk it off for a few days, had a cool swollen purple foot to show off for the next 2 months

Tea_Bag

got 2 stories.

My friend (16 at the time) climbed on a kids plastic slide that was about a metre high, and tried to slide down it, but somehow managed to fall off it, breaking his arm. a metre high!!! needless to say, he is blonde.


I was playing on a hot day many years ago, and jumping over a tiny sprinkler we had on in our garden to water the plants. my dad said it was fine for me to splash around with it, but not to land on the sprinkler as it could hurt me. chances of hitting it? less than a million. its like 4cm x 4cm.

i nearly cut my right foot in half, just the top of the ankle bone stopped it going right through. many stitches made a cool scar though.

Matt Holck

drowning in shallow water
being stepped on while hiding
surprising soldiers
looking into the sun
walking into the current
get tagged by my own team
tripping Golieth
panicking in battle
running uphill while being shot at

Matt Holck

when I was ten or so,
I stuck the top end of a broom into a glass 2 litter bottle
to pretend I had a standing mike
to pretending I was a rock star
singing along to Heaven on their minds.
In the excitement,
the glass lip to the bottle broke.
I stepped on the thick shard and didn't notice.
Only after the I went down stairs was the trail of blood discovered.

itsallaboutheL

tried to box jump onto an ironing board while drunk.......... never going to end well!

we'llallhavetea_old

stapled my thumb, went in easy, came out in a more difficult fashion.

when i was younger, i climbed up a ladder on the back of a cement mixer truck, on the way down i thought i was on the bottom rung... nope, i wasn't!

magicianz

Was playing golf with a few m8s, aiming for trees, got right up next to one, decided a smack with a 9 iron wud do the trick! Que me rolling on the floor in pain with my new black eye! Luved to get a vid of that! :-D

holly1

Ran up stairs one night to get something,dident bother turning on the lights.I forgot I had been using the vacume cleaner earlier in my room,ran in,tripped over the vacume cleaner went flying through the air and landed on my face on the heel of one of my shoes and broke my nose...

Fajitas!

Microwaved doughnuts w/jam = bad burns.

holly1

The worst burn you could get..

Rhyme

Sitting in my room finishing off the pen-work on a picture I was working on. Couldn't find the gray pen, looked around, looked on the ground and saw it propped up against a shoe and went to reach for it. Kept reaching, leaning off my chair but it was just out of reach of my hand... closer, closer... closeeeerrrr...

Bam, I fall off the chair and impale my hand on the pen. Duh.

Sleipnir

Sitting on a toilet in work having just...finished.
Reached for toilet paper.
spring-loaded toilet roll holder not fully engaged in holes.
Shoots off like a missile and hits me in the eye.
Flailing arms + legs akimbo I fall onto floor, trousers around ankles.

Lying there, I see through my one good eye, the (only) roll of toilet paper scamper away out of the cubicle to rest against the main door of the men's room.

WHY GOD? WHY????

DESQ

I'm 2 smart to ever hurt myself but heres some from work

(A) this guy had to be retrained on how to use a safety knife at work, he scratched his head with the knife and needed 3 stitches.


(B) A rather round woman at work got up off the toilet one day only to slip fall back and get wedged between the cubicle wall and the toilet. They has to break into the toilet to help her. shame she never got a chance to pull up her pants

TriceMarie

When I was 5,when I was in my parents bathroom,I decided to get my da's razor out of drawer and pretend I was on a commercial...talking like I was on a commerical wasn't enough,I dragged the thing across my chin and came running down the stairs to my mother with a bloody chin :rolleyes::o


Hurt my feet an awful lot of times with high heels..espically one night when about 3 layers of skin on my heel had been torn away..pain was unbearable

One night was chatting in my room with my bro and his girlf,we see a spider crawling on the wall,my bro is terified of spiders and freaks out.I don't mind them at at all.But somehow with him freaking out and seeing the spider suddenly RUNNING down the wall I got to jump out of bed,but my foot got caught in the sheets and I hoped off floor and fell flat on my face


My bro,for his 21st was playing guitar hero,and the solo came on for sweet child of mine,he gets a bit wild and ends up falling,and breaking his ankle,needing 2 steel plates and 8 screws:rolleyes: lol

Rainey.

stubbing toe under door... ouch

itsallaboutme!!

stood right beside my brother playing golf he was gearing up for a shot and i got a smack of the club in the side of the head!!!

also when i was younger thought i would pretend i was in the majorettes and decided to use the big yard brush as my baton!!!! started to twirl it round amd smacked myself in the face with it!!!

countrybabe1

i was getting out of bed to go to the loo, had pj's bottems on and got my toe stuck in the front of them and fell i landed on the floor with carpet burn on both my knees. oh that hurt..

years ago out hunting, i came to a ditch which i had to go over, a big tree with bown coming out of it, everyone in front of me jumped it with head down, i didnt do the same i put my head up and hit the bown landed on the other side of ditch still on the horse and next fall off out cold and broke my nose black and purple face for over a week. that really hurt...

rannerap

once when i was in spain on holidays i was rushing to get ready to go out with my family,i was putting on a pair of tight jeans and turned weird when i heard my name being called from outside,dislocated my knee and popped it back in and fell to the floor,cue dad rushing in to find me half naked and sobbing,i couldnt walk properly for the rest of the holiday:(i looked like igor dragging my leg because i couldnt bend it anymore

holly1

lol,sorry.

Toasty113

was beside a window and leaned on the windowsill with my elbow. I leaned right on a dead wasp and stung myself.

Was beside a window and leaned on the windowsill with my hand. I leaned right on a dead bee and stung myself.

Yup, ive hurt myself twice in almost an identical way

Smart Bug

Peen + zipper = blood + ebp*


*extreme ball pain

p1akuw47h5r3it

Kicked the shower door wen tryin to get ou of the shower... Broke toe but didnt know and I tried to play a match the next day... Kicked the ball really hard and collapsed in agony... Not a nice two days!

freyners

broke my ankle doing starjumps

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countrybabe1

how did you manage that?

freyners

turned over on my ankle while coming down and put most of my weight on it


just remember, had to have surgery on my knee after walkin through a rugby field, got foot caught in a hole, fell and twisted the knee

countrybabe1

are you accident prone?

we'llallhavetea_old

freyners wrote: »

broke my ankle doing starjumps

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LMAO!!

freyners

countrybabe1 wrote: »

are you accident prone?

actually not too much, only whenever i seem to be injured i do in the most retarded ways possible

have one more to share, cut the back of my head once in the bog, was bring turf home and was on top of the loaded trailer, brother took off in the tractor suddenly and the suddden jerk made me fall off. lil bro has a vid of it, looks seriously funny

countrybabe1

i bet it does you should send it to one of those show that have funny videos, cant thing of the name.

p1akuw47h5r3it

countrybabe1 wrote: »

i bet it does you should send it to one of those show that have funny videos, cant thing of the name.

Hate them shows... A good 99% of the videos are not funny and predictable

countrybabe1

yeah i know but a real video not made up ones are good..

joes girls

fell into the kitchen sink!!!

countrybabe1

how the hell did you do that?

Shane St.

Was playing football after having a few too many tins. Went in for a tackle straight away and fractured me leg:(:(

countrybabe1

i walked into a door out shopping the other day thought it was opened but it wasnt..

DancingQueen:)

Didnt see a step walking into a friends house and busted my nose open, also know 4 people who have ran into a clear glass patio window.
When i was younger i was dancing on a wheely chair fell backwards and split my chin open.
By the way great thread

countrybabe1

yeah same here...

freyners

remember one time in skool myself and a friend were runnin down hall on newly waxed tiles, he slipped and skidded down the hall at a fair pace, crashed into a door and broke his finger
i had to go to hospital mysel from laughin so hard:D

Cupcake_Crisis

When I was was younger I went to Fort Lucan for a friends birthday and we were all playing chasing around one of the towers. I was running around and went to go down the fire mans pole, was all ready to go when BAMM im on my back on the floor. Turns out I forgot to hold on to the pole and fell right down. Wasnt my brightest moment.

Also, I was playing with the dog once and i was chasing her through the house. I was running from the kitchen to the sitting room and i whacked my baby toe full force off the door. It was sideways!!!!!

countrybabe1

today i fell, i was working back into my friend's house to get the phone, when i put my foot on wet timper i slip and tried to save myself but didnt, i fell off the patio and landed on my back, the only part i hurt was my hand. usually if something like that happens i usually shred a few tear but i didnt. yahoo...

TheTubes

I was working in a night club and collecting bottles when we were closed,
I dropped a half full pint bottle of bulmers and when it hit the ground a big stream of it shot straight up into my eye as i was looking down after watching it fall.

mjg

When I was around 22/23 I was having a session in my house with a few lads from work. We were messing around in the garden and I was on the garden wall, maybe seven feet off the ground. I jumped to the ground thinking, "bend the knees, bend the knees".

When I hit the ground my perfectly bent knees provided a fantastic crash-landing site for my chin, causing my upper and lower teeth to meet quite suddenly.

Cue a sudden sober spitting of teeth.

Gob****e.

*giggles*

I was sitting in the kitchen on a lovely sunny afternoon. But the sun and I don't agree so I decided to close the blind on the window behind me. Started reaching, little more, nearly there, almost... BAM! Leaning back on the chair and it slipped right out from under me. I had 2 owies that day:(