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So if all the porn was taken off the internet...

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  • #32
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    One things for sure.....I wouldn't have such a dinosauric right arm.


  • #33
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'd just go back to using my filthy imagination and my neighbour's knickers


  • #34
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    boards.mobile needs the thanks button!!!

    If porn was taken off the internet, i'd cry like a baby!!! I would be the first to protest as well...


  • #35
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    If porn was removed from the net...

    I'd probably have to leave my toilet paper castle and venture outside.. and talk to a real person? :eek: The shock of such thoughts!
    Or I could just spy on the neighbours :pac:

    fap fap fap


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'd have to back to getting kicks in real life...you don't want that. :eek:


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  • #37
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I'd probably go back to dial-up and back to basics. Tis the problem with the world these days.

    "Oh, do you remember the Internet at this speed? Up all night and you'd see eight women."


  • #38
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Weather girls (not the Weather Girls)


  • #39
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    What did we do before the internet?


  • #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Ruu wrote: »
    I'd probably go back to dial-up and back to basics. Tis the problem with the world these days.

    "Oh, do you remember the Internet at this speed? Up all night and you'd see eight women."
    http://xkcd.com/598/

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #41
    ohohoh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭ohohoh


    I'd need a new hangover cure :(


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  • #42
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Latchy wrote: »
    She might just be watching it with a man hmm ?

    ha - no love im not one of those girls who only watch it with their men to keep him happy.

    i watch it alone more than i watch it with my fella


  • #43
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    mike65 wrote: »
    Weather girls (not the Weather Girls)
    If there was no porn on the net,,,id still fap to the second one. Any port in a storm;)


  • #44
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Just look at some on YouTube. Bill O'Reilly explains....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Zy8o4UZ2s

    I liked Bill O'Reilly likes some crazy ass porn.


  • #45
    smegmar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar




    I develop a keen interest in sport with all my free time


  • #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    mabe i'd have a keen interest in french music...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o0BhC8Y9qo


  • #47
    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    Thats a good point actually! If all porn was taken off the internet think of all the local jobs created to balance, sex shops everywhere YAY :pac::pac::pac:


  • #48
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    I'd probably just consult my download folder. I've about 10 gigs of the stuff there as it is. Should see me thru the cold winter.


  • #49
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I've just looked.
    I have 1.58GB of porn - Pics and Videos; 223 files

    Of all those, my prized ones are the ex-pupil from my school now a pornstar :D

    Thats not normal for a 15yearold is it?


  • #50
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Did you find it hard to watch?:pac:


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    brummytom wrote: »
    I've just looked.
    I have 1.58GB of porn - Pics and Videos; 223 files

    Of all those, my prized ones are the ex-pupil from my school now a pornstar :D

    Thats not normal for a 15yearold is it?

    Is she good looking?


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  • #52
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Did you find it hard to watch?:pac:

    Only the gay stuff.


  • #53
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Well if porn was taken off the internet well a dry spell really would mean a dry spell for me cause I dont like using my imagination....just takes up effort


  • #54
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Is she good looking?

    No, she looks like a dogs arse fell into acid..

    Yes she's good looking, I wouldnt **** with it if she wasnt :P


  • #55
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Maddison wrote: »
    Well if porn was taken off the internet well a dry spell really would mean a dry spell for me cause I dont like using my imagination....just takes up effort

    Thanks to porn i lost the ability to use my imagination a long time ago.


  • #56
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    If there was no porn on the net,,,id still fap to the second one. Any port in a storm;)

    wow check out the honkers on the 1st one:D


  • #57
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    brummytom wrote: »
    I've just looked.
    I have 1.58GB of porn - Pics and Videos; 223 files

    Of all those, my prized ones are the ex-pupil from my school now a pornstar :D

    Thats not normal for a 15yearold is it?

    PICS or gtfo,

    and 1 and half gigs really isnt that much


  • #58
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    Thanks to porn i lost the ability to use my imagination a long time ago.

    It terrible...the ideas it puts in your head:eek:


  • #59
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    jackncoke wrote: »
    PICS or gtfo,

    PM sent my man ;)


  • #60
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    On my hard drive (external) I have 17+gb of porn. Which I havent watched yet!!


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  • #61
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    On my hard drive (external) I have 17+gb of porn. Which I havent watched yet!!

    :eek:
    Go you!


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