Zombie Mom - not for the squemish

Paddy Samurai · 28-07-2009 05:53PM

She ate his brains.
Actually ate his brains.

A Chronicle of the Cultural Revolution author Gao Yuan describes looking inside restaurant windows of Guangzhou that "offered the famous monkey brains, served at a special table that locked the monkey's head in place; the waiter would open the skull and the diners would eat while the body wriggled under the table." Maxine Hong Kingston's book The Woman Warrior also contains a description of a monkey feast including the special table; Kingston attributes the description to her mother. The Attic: Memoir of a Chinese Landlord's Son is a 1998 memoir of life in Communist China by Guanlong Cao, in which the author describes the eating of live monkey brains.

I assume since monkeys are distant cousins to humans that our brains would taste quite similar?.
Anyone know where do you get those Brain eating tables?......Ebay?.

Poor Uncle Tom · 28-07-2009 05:55PM

Tables can eat brains now...?

Jammyc · 28-07-2009 05:56PM

My gutten!:eek::(

brummytom · 28-07-2009 06:09PM

God that was hard to read... I've got to say I do really feel for the mom though.
She obviously had real mental problems.. the guilt now must be unimaginable.

Sad story

latenia · 28-07-2009 06:34PM

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

I assume since monkeys are distant cousins to humans that our brains would taste quite similar?.
Anyone know where do you get those Brain eating tables?......Ebay?.

There's a new place up on Parnell St doing this with karaoke.

El Guapo! · 28-07-2009 07:31PM

They should feed her to Mary Hearney,.....see how she likes it..........

Poor Uncle Tom · 28-07-2009 07:39PM

Dean09 wrote: »

They should feed her to Mary Hearney,.....see how she likes it..........

A re-make of Gone in 60 Seconds

Spastafarian · 28-07-2009 08:01PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Electric chair.....50,000 volts for 20 minutes, basted every 5 minutes in her own juices....mmmmmmmmm, delicious.

I bags a drumstick.!

A human drumstick would be the thumb (including the part that attaches it to the hand). Did anyone ever notice that? I bet it'd be pretty nice in breadcrumbs.

Abi · 28-07-2009 08:11PM

Sanchez's aunt, Gloria Sanchez, said her niece had been "in and out" of a psychiatric ward but did not say where she was treated or why. She said a hospital called several months ago to check up on her.

A phone call to check up on her? Its a psychiatric ward she was staying in ffs, she wasn't being treated for a headache .

Poor Uncle Tom · 28-07-2009 08:14PM

Abigayle wrote: »

A phone call to check up on her? Its a psychiatric ward she was staying in ffs, she wasn't being treated for a headache .

She got the Hokey Cokey service package, followed up by a phone call.

brummytom · 28-07-2009 08:15PM

Dean09 wrote: »

They should feed her to Mary Hearney,.....see how she likes it..........

Mary Hearney?

Poor Uncle Tom · 28-07-2009 08:17PM

brummytom wrote: »

Mary Hearney?

First Cousin to Mary Harney.

brummytom · 28-07-2009 08:18PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

First Cousin to Mary Harney.

Jesus that's a coincidence.

RaoulDukeHST · 28-07-2009 09:44PM

with Mary Harney digging in you wouldnt even get a sniff of a drum stick or any other bits for that matter.

MizzLolly · 28-07-2009 09:48PM

Oh my God

That's dreadful

RIP lil baby

The_Minister · 30-07-2009 12:54PM

Turns out this is common in some animals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savaging

Pop's Diner · 30-07-2009 01:10PM

My name is URL wrote: »

The poor woman was obviously sick.

Why? Were the brains not cooked correctly? She should have consulted Chef Hannibal Lectors book "How to cook humans".

cosmic · 30-07-2009 01:42PM

Jaysus! :eek:

Jammyc · 30-07-2009 01:46PM

Pop's Diner wrote: »

Why? Were the brains not cooked correctly? She should have consulted Chef Hannibal Lectors book "How to cook humans".

Brilliant example there. Cos we all know that Hanibal Lector's mind was perfectly healthy right?...pfft!

Pop's Diner · 30-07-2009 01:50PM

Jammyc wrote: »

Brilliant example there. Cos we all know that Hanibal Lector's mind was perfectly healthy right?...pfft!

He might have been a few Champagne bottles short of a magnum, but the man sure could saute a tasty brain.

starflake · 30-07-2009 02:00PM

As my friend says often:

You need a license to own a dog and yet any one can have a child. Some people should really not be allowed to reproduce

Zombie Mom - not for the squemish

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