Wasted Opportunities

AnonoBoy · 23-07-2009 02:26PM

Pop's Diner wrote: »

I didn't say that. I suggested that, by the law of averages, she was probably a greasy fat pig.

But by the law of averages if she was Brazilian she was probably better looking than the average Irish fat greasy chip-shop bird that you yourself seem to know so well.

Pop's Diner · 23-07-2009 02:34PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

But by the law of averages if she was Brazilian she was probably better looking than the average Irish fat greasy chip-shop bird that you yourself seem to know so well.

I'm sure by the law of averages there's plenty of ugly Brazilian women. I mean take Ronaldinho for example. By the law of averages he has a sister and by the law of averages with simililar dna to him she is probably a greasy ugly yoke , by the law of averages.

Also I have been known to walk past a various chipper and glance at the cliental within. What was contained didn't exactly ever set my pulse racing.

AnonoBoy · 23-07-2009 02:41PM

Pop's Diner wrote: »

Also I have been known to walk past a various chipper and glance at the cliental within. What was contained didn't exactly ever set my pulse racing.

Ah yes but Various Chippers are the worst chain of chippers going. Walk by, say, a McDonald's and glance inside and you will be treated to a veritable feast of nubile talent of the female variety.

Honest.

genericguy · 23-07-2009 04:36PM

galwayrush wrote: »

You'll have better odds in a chipper in Gort.;)

yeah but the wimmin would be sh1te.

AnonoBoy · 23-07-2009 04:39PM

genericguy wrote: »

yeah but the wimmin would be sh1te.

A lot o'Brazilians in Gort young man.

moneyman · 27-07-2009 01:12PM

Saw her on Saturday night in a club. Unfortunately it was pretty late when I found out she was there and I'd already pulled a different girl who was hanging out of me. She also was with some Brazilian guy. Our eyes met again as she was leaving and we made eye contact for longer than you normally would with a random girl.

I should see her again at the weekend. This time, though, I might....you know.... talk to her :eek:;)

BTW, Pop's Diner, she is really, really hot. I wouldn't have made a thread about some fat, greasy bird. If I end up not pulling this one in the next couple weeks there is something wrong with me!!

shamrock2004 · 10-08-2009 08:06PM

Well my story isn't of a missed opportunity but I suppose it's worth sharing.
I was out in a nice little restaurant in Dublin with my cous and a mate after having a nose bag. The next thing in walks a gorgeous looking girl with exactly the looks I love in a girl - the mediterranean look, brown eyes, black hair etc etc (She was Italian). She sits herself at a table very close to ours and proceeds to read a book while she waited for the waitress to come over as she was on her own.My cous nudges me with his elbow and pointed her out. I was smitten of course and I told my cous. He dared me to go over and ask her out and I said no way. But then me being a big 'Only Fools & Horses Fan', I thought of Derek Trotter and his famous one liner - 'He who dares wins'; What the hell I thought, I had nothing to lose and I probably wouldn't see her again. So I told my cousin, you get the paper and pen and I'll scribble me number down. He gladly obliged and as we payed the bill and went to leave, I went over to her, said hello, where are you from etc... Gave her my number and said if she would like to meet just text me. Monday comes, the text comes in and the rest is history! Moral of the story - 'He who dares, wins!'. Most of the time a girl would be really flattered if a guy had the balls to walk over and ask her out. Try it! You will be pleasantly suprised

antodeco · 10-08-2009 09:16PM

2 Brazilian? That's a hell of a lot of wimmins :PAC:

JONJO THE MISER · 10-08-2009 11:21PM

MMM I Likes A Brazilan so i does.

AnonoBoy · 10-08-2009 11:28PM

shamrock2004 wrote: »

Try it! You will be pleasantly suprised

I did try it and I was pleasantly surprised the stories I too could make up.

Thanks shamrock2004

JONJO THE MISER wrote:

MMM I Likes A Brazilan so i does.

Enough about your grooming habits - nobody cares.

bleg · 10-08-2009 11:35PM

I'm a Brazilian girl who moved over to Ireland a few years ago. I just broke up with my fiancé and if I want to stay in Ireland I need to get married fast. I was in the chipper earlier on when I saw this ugly eegit who obviously had no sense. I kept trying to get his attention but he never came over to talk to me. Waster opportunity to get a green card right there!

Mrmoe · 11-08-2009 12:35AM

maybe she was a hooker and she recognized you.

blogga · 11-08-2009 01:33AM

Mrmoe wrote: »

maybe she was a hooker and she recognized you.

at last

shamrock2004 · 11-08-2009 11:23AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I did try it and I was pleasantly surprised the stories I too could make up.

Thanks shamrock2004

Erm I didn't make it up. Why would I?

damienmcd · 11-08-2009 01:20PM

Had a similar situation about 2 years ago. I was working in my college and there were 2 girls in from Brown Thomas doing a promotion. One of them was an absolute stunner (had gorgeous hazel eyes, brown hair with blonde streaks and was really sound too). I was talking to her for about 15 - 20 minutes and all was going well. Then I got a call to go and do some actual work for a few minutes and when I was leaving she said she'd be there for another half hour or so and to come back for a chat.
Foolishly I finished the work I was doing within about 20 minutes and looked out the office window to see if she was still there. She was but they were packing up their display stuff so at that stage I should have gone back down.
Being the retard that I am I left it about another 10 minutes before going back down to where they were. No surprise here but they were gone.
Really regretted it for weeks after coz she was one of the most gorgeous girls I had ever seen and she was amazingly sound. Could have been something in there.
I'm a retard!

couch13 · 15-08-2009 05:18PM

Dont worry about it.

moneyman · 10-04-2012 08:01PM

I just remembered this thread, and as embarrassing as it is with the benefit of hindsight, I thought it fitting to end this mini-saga by saying that nearly three years later, the girl in the OP is now my girlfriend. :pac:

10-04-2012 09:55PM

fotos ou dar o fora:D

Thanks Google translate

Potential-Monke · 10-04-2012 10:59PM

Was leaving a club there not too long ago, and as i passed by this alley i say a young wan lying in a heap. She was obviously twisted drunk. I walked on. That was a missed oppertunity.

GetWithIt · 10-04-2012 11:34PM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Was leaving a club there not too long ago, and as i passed by this alley i say a young wan lying in a heap. She was obviously twisted drunk. I walked on. That was a missed oppertunity.

Indeed. You could have robbed her purse.

saa · 10-04-2012 11:40PM

You'd feel worse if you were rejected, plenty more chances my friend.

Johro · 11-04-2012 12:15AM

Years ago I lived in this big old mansion of a place in the country, rented a couple of rooms in it, when two Spanish girls who were friends of another girl living there came to stay for a week, we chatted a few times over meals and I took them to see the sights and stuff, then just a day or so before they left they said they were off on a trip round the world and 'why don't you come with us?' Took me by surprise. I had a fair bit of money saved but I was a couple of weeks into a new job that I liked and after a bit of a think about it said no, another time might have been different. I'll forever wonder though how it would've turned out. They were quite flirty.:D

grindle · 11-04-2012 12:20AM

Johro wrote: »

They were quite flirty.:D

Probably thought you were gay.

Johro · 11-04-2012 12:25AM

grindle wrote: »

Probably thought you were gay.

Defo not. Claudia and Mayte. Just in case ya come across them.
In a nice way.

grindle · 11-04-2012 12:26AM

Johro wrote: »

Defo not. Claudia and Mayte. Just in case ya come across them.
In a nice way.

If that's them, you're an idiot for not going.

Johro · 11-04-2012 12:28AM

grindle wrote: »

If that's them, you're an idiot for not going.

Yup.

grindle · 11-04-2012 12:29AM

Johro wrote: »

Yup.

Whether they thought it or not, I think you may well be fully gay.

IrishAm · 11-04-2012 12:34AM

Johro wrote: »

Years ago I lived in this big old mansion of a place in the country, rented a couple of rooms in it, when two Spanish girls who were friends of another girl living there came to stay for a week, we chatted a few times over meals and I took them to see the sights and stuff, then just a day or so before they left they said they were off on a trip round the world and 'why don't you come with us?' Took me by surprise. I had a fair bit of money saved but I was a couple of weeks into a new job that I liked and after a bit of a think about it said no, another time might have been different. I'll forever wonder though how it would've turned out. They were quite flirty.:D

Why didnt you make your move during the week they were in your mansion?

Could have lived like Hugh Heffner for a week.

Johro · 11-04-2012 12:36AM

grindle wrote: »

Whether they thought it or not, I think you may well be fully gay.

Fully? :pac: As opposed to just a bit?
Nah I annoy meself with the thought of what a round the world trip with two spanish girls might have been like (or two girls of any nationality) but on the plus side, that job I didn't want to give up is where I met my gf. Can't complain really.

grindle · 11-04-2012 12:37AM

IrishAm wrote: »

Could have lived like Hugh Heffner for a week.

...with better looking women.

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