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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot rips claws down Wolf front and back immediately long jagged red welts form on Wolfs body.:eek::eek:
    Spot you know that's not what he meant.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sprays Spot with Spot Remover*
    Bad Dragon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot fades in and out -here and there- then pops back in and pats Wolf so hard on the head Wolf falls to his knees. Spot continues to pat Wolf- hard. Good Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs Spot's paw. Flips Spot out of sight.*
    Strong Wolf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot charges back hits Wolf with horned head and tosses him sky high and into orbit around Earth. Vengeful Spot.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shortcuts back through Umbra. Snatches Spot's tail. Drags him to Jupiter.*
    Good luck getting back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot wings across space with ease. Spot sings dragon song and all the worlds are still. THe cast of the moon is red and and the earth trembles. Spot lands on Wolfs house and sets it on fire. He scorches trees and flowers in turn and rolls cars as if they were toys.
    He stomps his feet and moutains fall. the course of streams are averted. Rivers flow backward and unnamed shadowy things crawl up from the under ground...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Frank, Tom haven't seen you guys in forever. Just let me deal with a few things and we'll go grab a beer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    After a few drinks the bos and Wolf return to Wolf's place where they unwittingly fall victim to the minefield Deki has planted outside Wolf's collapsed house.Snap there goes Frank. Crackle that was Tom. Pop -uh oh what happened to pop? Force field up. Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    After a few drinks the bos and Wolf return to Wolf's place where they unwittingly fall victim to the minefield Deki has planted outside Wolf's collapsed house.Snap there goes Frank. Crackle that was Tom. Pop -uh oh what happened to pop? Force field up. Evil Wolf.
    Isent in a hologram first.
    *Drops cloak of invisibiltiy(black)*
    I'm right here.
    *launches shuriken attack against deki*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Stars are still out?
    good thing i had my shield up.
    collects with large magnet, has Spot weld them into statue of fox. While admiring Spot's handy work tosses a few grenades at Wolf via the catapult.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Produces goaile stick to knock the greandes right back to Deki. Adds in a few surprises as well.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki retreats to underground den. Uses automated systems to track and explode incoming before they can become a real danger to her. Loads automated cannon with tomatoes that fell to the great tomato blight of '09. This is gonna be messy.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    * Sneaks up and plugs the cannon with granite courtesy of Trashy. Waits for the bang when Deki attempts to fire.*
    There it is. Wow, that sounds messy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf:mad:
    Cleans up mess with power washer. Unplugs cannon. Sends cast from "Midnight Hour" to wolfs house doing the dead dance and lip sinking the famous theme "Get Dead Get Dead " Wolf can not help himself and is compelled to join in. Ka- BooM!! all wired with explosives.
    Where's Wolf? here and there- he's everywhere!:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls self together. Sends seven angry little men off to visit Deki.*
    Hiho hiho, it's off to work we go. We'll dig through your house, you know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sends Spot out to deal with seven angry little men. (where have I heard this before?) Spot roars and as they run in terror he blasts their backsides with flames, causing them to drop not only their shovels but their sacks of diamonds and gold which Spot takes for himself, to add to his treasure. Last Spot sees of them they're running back to Wolf. Guess there will be seven more angry little faces at breakfast Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    The dragon took the bait. Beautiful, well here's what I owes you.
    BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot is unhappy. Hear Spot roar. See Spot Blast bad Wolf with Flames. See Wolf turn to ashes. See Spot put bad Wolf into Silver urn. Hear Spot chuckle?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    See Spot's treasure blow up. See Spot cry. See Wolf plant evidence against Deki. See Spot burn Deki to ashes. See Deki's ashes in golden urn next to Wolf's silver urn.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only in Wolfs sleep deprived brain. Wolf is delusional. Spot cannot hurt Deki because Spot has told Deki his true name, thus Deki and Spot are loyal to each other. You Wolf really are in the urn. comfy?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sorry, what was that come a little closer. I can't hear anyhting through this urn. Very spacious though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no wolf, i have a headache. i like the quiet. whatever you're up to you can just do it in there.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Had to try.
    *Blows up urn with remote detonator.*
    *Summons skeletal army to cover retreat.*
    I'll be back later for you fox, and your giant dragon too. Bwahahahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That' Grand Golden Dragon, Wolf. Bats skeletons left and right with silver staff, worse than mosquitos ! Thanks bunches Wolf. back later huh? We can hardly wait.
    Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ooh idea.
    *Sends over swarms of giant mutant mosquitoes*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sprays self and Spot with can after can of deep woods OFF. Sends Man-squito to deal with Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Releases Jersey Devil to deal with Man-squito.*
    Yeah thanks Jerry, see you in October.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    jersey devil hmm... lets see how he stands up to mothman.they unite in battle of epic proportion - got any bridges you want torn down? meanwhile man-squito marches on


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *grabs giant rolled up magazine. Squashes Mansquito. Drops magazine whick clunks on ground*
    Yes I wrapped it around a lead pipe.


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