Some guy just walked into my kitchen!

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 07:56PM #1

I don't know who the fcuk it was, never seen him before in my life :eek:

He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/

I'm half cut atm and didn't react as sharply as I could have done, I sat on my couch for a good 3 minutes calling the dog coz I thought it was him I heard shuffling around

When I went into the hall he was there at the back door just staring at the ground.

I was like wtf, ehh who are you and why are you in my kitchen and he just said he was ok and walked out of the house.

Theres nothing stolen or anything, I dunno what the story is!

Freakiest thing ever tbh

Gator · 25-07-2009 07:57PM

It was me

Archeron · 25-07-2009 07:59PM

Gator wrote: »

It was me

No it wasn't, it was me.

Glory stealer.....

ciano1 · 25-07-2009 08:00PM

Tv licence inspector?

Gummy Panda · 25-07-2009 08:00PM

Are you sure you weren't watching a David Lynch film then just feel asleep and dreamt this?

ronrar · 25-07-2009 08:00PM

He should have carved you up and had you for dinner, mate.

Mint Sauce · 25-07-2009 08:01PM

coincidence, i just walked into my kitchen and some guy, half cut, was lying on my sofa

soundsham · 25-07-2009 08:03PM

was it himself?
might have been wrong house

sneakerfreak · 25-07-2009 08:03PM

i should have hired a proper hitman

if you want a job done...

seriously though check your boxers drawer,he may have left you a present

soundsham · 25-07-2009 08:04PM

irish-stew wrote: »

coincidence, i just walked into my kitchen and some guy, half cut, was lying on my sofa

jeez hope the cranky panda doesn't see this one

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 08:06PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Are you sure you weren't watching a David Lynch film then just feel asleep and dreamt this?

No it was real, the dog didn't even bark at him and he usually barks at everything.

Seriously fcuking freaky =p

Tomebagel · 25-07-2009 08:11PM

he's just checking the place out,he'll be back later tonight with his hiace.
get the bat ready!

sneakerfreak · 25-07-2009 08:11PM

want me to come over in case he comes back?

seriously though howd he get in?is anything moved?

Sherifu · 25-07-2009 08:14PM

My name is URL wrote: »

He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/

Was he whistling?

joes girls · 25-07-2009 08:15PM

Ah i wish some guy would just walk into my kitchen......:p

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 08:15PM

sneakerfreak wrote: »

want me to come over in case he comes back?

seriously though howd he get in?is anything moved?

Nothing was moved, he didn't look dangerous or like a tinker.. he just looked lost =/

maybe he's a schizophrenic and thought he lived here

sneakerfreak · 25-07-2009 08:17PM

true but how the f k did he get in ?

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 08:23PM

sneakerfreak wrote: »

true but how the f k did he get in ?

Back door, I never lock it until I'm going to bed. Will now though

InkSlinger67 · 25-07-2009 08:23PM

Probably that white-haired DIY ninja from RTE, Duncan Stewart, checking your air vents aren't blocked to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning.

Why are you discussing this incident on Boards and not worrying over where to hide the corpse / calling the gardai?

Larianne · 25-07-2009 08:25PM

Someone with alzheimer's ?

Abi · 25-07-2009 08:26PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I don't know who the fcuk it was, never seen him before in my life :eek:

He was a big lanky fella with glasses and was holding the Racing Post =/

I got to hand it to you, normally he does the scaring off... The man is a legend ffs

Edit: Actually its kind funny if you do the whistle when you click the link :pac:

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 08:30PM

Abigayle wrote: »

I got to hand it to you, normally he does the scaring off... The man is a legend ffs

Edit: Actually its kind funny if you do the whistle when you click the link :pac:

It wasn't PJ Gallager =p

It looked like a thinner version of this guy

JONJO THE MISER · 25-07-2009 08:33PM

Well theres a clue if he was carrying the racing post he probably lost big time today and is going around in a daze, as a recovering Gambling addict i know how it goes, been off it for more than a year thank god.

Abi · 25-07-2009 08:36PM

My name is URL wrote: »

It wasn't PJ Gallager =p

It looked like a thinner version of this guy

Any warmer? :pac:

25-07-2009 08:37PM

Was it this man?

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQdu0uCzcsKXHCjfcve57odQAAAArKPndyqW7TINjtUOS-vzwh

InkSlinger67 · 25-07-2009 08:37PM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Well theres a clue if he was carrying the racing post he probably lost big time today and is going around in a daze, as a recovering Gambling addict i know how it goes, been off it for more than a year thank god.

Bet ya haven't!

Hagar · 25-07-2009 08:38PM

Do you have a full length mirror in your kitchen by any chance?

Riamfada · 25-07-2009 08:40PM

I bet he was you from the future. Thats why he was in such a rush to leave so he wouldnt screw up the universe. Have you never seen Back to the Future.

Great Scott!

JONJO THE MISER · 25-07-2009 08:41PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Bet ya haven't!

Ill bet you a tenner i have.

My name is URL · 25-07-2009 08:44PM

SouthBoards wrote:

http://i31.tinypic.com/111nw2e.png

lol

TheZohanS · 25-07-2009 08:45PM

joes girls wrote: »

Ah i wish some guy would just walk into my kitchen......:p

Give enniscorthy a PM.

Some guy just walked into my kitchen!

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