junkie intervention

Aidric · 23-07-2009 09:44PM

Silverfish wrote: »

I remember ages ago standing waiting for a bus on Dame St, when a rather wobbly young gentleman came up and asked me if I had any spare change.
I said I barely had enough to get the whole fare home.

So that was grand, he went and hit up everyone else at the stop

I didn't realise they were so giving with their smack.

LeotheLion · 23-07-2009 09:46PM

snyper wrote: »

Thats good.

Ive a neighbour who comes from Afghanistan he loves it aswell

You'd like living on a farm id say..

smells like sh1t too

hahahaha
The only s**t smell is the lumps that are spurting out of your mouth.Please wear a nappy on your mouth,that might help,and stop telling lie's that you gave the 3 Imaginary junkies a beating,obvioulsy you are a coward and see them as an easy target to insult over the Internet,You cant paint them all with the same brush..

You Bleeding pikey you
la la la

AckwelFoley · 23-07-2009 09:47PM

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Another time I was running in the Dublin Marathon.
I collapsed in agony half way though with a massive blister on my foot.
I was about to quit when a kindly junky leaned over and said, "let me get that for ya Bud"
and popped the blister with his syringe, allowing me to successfully finish the race.

.

I hope you kept running through the finish line and straight to the AIDS clinic

LeotheLion · 23-07-2009 09:49PM

sarahlulu wrote: »

and you had no problem with a junkie sticking a syringe into your skin?

the poster wasnt serious

Harpie · 23-07-2009 09:49PM

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

I was on Thomas St. one day and I'd locked the keys into the car.
Along came a junky who kindly offered to help.
He slid his ridiculously skinny arm around the door seal and opened my car door, saving the day.

Another time I was running in the Dublin Marathon.
I collapsed in agony half way though with a massive blister on my foot.
I was about to quit when a kindly junky leaned over and said, "let me get that for ya Bud"
and popped the blister with his syringe, allowing me to successfully finish the race.

It's high time these junkies got the recognition they deserve.
Each day they're out on the streets helping us in so many ways.
Sort of like the Swiss Army knives of society.

I think people are missing the mild sarcasm of this post

Sharpshooter · 23-07-2009 09:52PM

LeotheLion wrote: »

hahahaha
The only s**t smell is the lumps that are spurting out of your mouth.Please wear a nappy on your mouth,that might help,and stop telling lie's that you gave the 3 Imaginary junkies a beating,obvioulsy you are a coward and see them as an easy target to insult over the Internet,You cant paint them all with the same brush..

You Bleeding pikey you
la la la

Banned.

FlutterinBantam · 23-07-2009 10:06PM

:eek:

jaysus that buzz ended kinda suddint:eek:

board om · 24-07-2009 03:05AM

TheRavens_dara wrote: »

as we all know junkies are little more than the sh1t on my shoe!!!!

nah im only messin but really....

yes, just like all black people are rappers,
and all nigerians are scam artists,
and all french people smell,
and all gay people dress in pink,

and you get the idea?

generalise much? just because someone has a substance abuse problem doesnt make them a piece of sh1t. what makes you so great?

snyper wrote: »

There is plenty of D4 pricks snorting half of afghanistans finest dust up their noses but look down on the poor aul bollox that went on heroin.

i presume you are referring to cocaine that the D4 pricks are doing, but that doesnt come from afghanistan. that would be South America.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 24-07-2009 03:17AM

I always wonder how people differentiate between junkies and everybody else...

ddef · 24-07-2009 03:29AM

board om wrote: »

i presume you are referring to cocaine that the D4 pricks are doing, but that doesnt come from afghanistan. that would be South America.

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

Armin_Tamzarian · 24-07-2009 03:36AM

ddef wrote: »

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

Are you sure about that?
I know that Afghanistan is probably the world leader in heroin production but I never heard of cocaine being produced there.

Do you have a source on that?

You Suck! · 24-07-2009 03:40AM

Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

O Noes! Al-quida on crack! We're doomed!
:pac:

Awaits waves of suicide crack hoes.....

Spastafarian · 24-07-2009 03:44AM

ddef wrote: »

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

You need to heed your own advice, most of the worlds cocaine is produced in Columbia. Unless you know something the CIA don't.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 24-07-2009 03:46AM

Spastafarian wrote: »

You need to heed your own advice, most of the worlds cocaine is produced in Columbia. Unless you know something the CIA don't.

I think he is getting coke mixed up with heroin :P

Spastafarian · 24-07-2009 03:51AM

Anastasia Putrid Mop wrote: »

I think he is getting coke mixed up with heroin :P

Nothing like a good speedball to wake you up in the morning.

starbelgrade · 24-07-2009 03:55AM

deepriver wrote: »

Was involved in a minor car collision in Dublin City Centre the other day, just outide a hospital, where I ran into the back of a van. It was all pretty much cool and no damage to the van, but I guess I looked a bit shaken. A couple of junkies (or alcos) were standing outside the hospital and started to intervene. I was thinking 'ffs not now will you just piss off' but naturally didnt say anything. The van driver just 'yea yea'd' them off.

On reflection I remember at least two different guys walked into the road and were saying "ah no damage there" and "sure its the buses fault, they're mad around here".

Just made me think, it was a pretty sound thing to do on their behalf, you wont find many people in any city that will stop to help someone out a little bit like that, actually quite cool, will try and give these guys a bit more credit when I deal with them in future

Junkies can be sound, approachable, likeable, pitiable, but NEVER ever reliable.. treat em as you will, but only count on one thing -you can never count on them. Not even for drugs. By nature they are less than self dependant.

minidazzler · 24-07-2009 04:10AM

Anastasia Putrid Mop wrote: »

I always wonder how people differentiate between junkies and everybody else...

Anyone who walks up to you on the street and isn't a Roma is obviously a Junkie.

ddef wrote: »

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

Irony is a Bitch. It's Heroin that is produced in Afghanistan, very little Coke if any. Coke is much more a South American thing.

brendansmith · 24-07-2009 04:10AM

ddef wrote: »

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of terrorism is produced in Afghanistan.

Cool fact dude.

I think junkies should be rewarded with medals and diamonds for all the hard work they put into helping everyone.

board om · 24-07-2009 04:22AM

ddef wrote: »

You need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict someone. Over 90% of cocaine is produced in Afghanistan.

I have my facts perfectly straight thank you. Cocaine is NOT produced in Afghanistan, it is produced in South America. Cocaine is made from the Coca Plant which grows in South America. Heroin is made from Poppies which grow in Afghanistan, Turkey, and India.

YOU need to get your facts sorted before you go trying to contradict my contradiction.

AckwelFoley · 24-07-2009 06:59PM

board om wrote: »

i presume you are referring to cocaine that the D4 pricks are doing, but that doesnt come from afghanistan. that would be South America.

Ill take your word for it.

However...

Afghanistan and Colombia are, respectively, the world’s leading suppliers of opium/heroin and coca/cocaine. In 2003, Afghanistan produced more than approximately 76 per cent of the world’s opium supply, while Colombia produced 67 per cent of the global supply of cocaine

Taken from the united nations information service.
Granted, this could have changed somewhat in 6 years. Afghans do still produce it

Armin_Tamzarian · 24-07-2009 07:03PM

snyper wrote: »

Taken from the united nations information service.
Granted, this could have changed somewhat in 6 years. Afghans do still produce it

Note the use of the word 'respectively'.

ScumLord · 24-07-2009 07:13PM

board om wrote: »

yes, just like all black people are rappers,
and all nigerians are scam artists,
and all french people smell,
and all gay people dress in pink,

Jesus, your very racist. I flat out refuse to read the rest of your post.

Fringe · 24-07-2009 07:45PM

One time, I saw a house on fire and there was a woman beside me who was screaming for help. Her baby was trapped inside. No one was brave enough to risk their lives to save the child. Suddenly, a junkie arrived. He forced open the door and entered the building. Minutes later, he came back out with the crying baby tucked safely in his arms. What a hero. I will never look at junkies the same way again.

board om · 24-07-2009 11:40PM

snyper wrote: »

Ill take your word for it.

However...

Afghanistan and Colombia are, respectively, the world’s leading suppliers of opium/heroin and coca/cocaine. In 2003, Afghanistan produced more than approximately 76 per cent of the world’s opium supply, while Colombia produced 67 per cent of the global supply of cocaine

Taken from the united nations information service.
Granted, this could have changed somewhat in 6 years. Afghans do still produce it

thank you for confirming what i already posted. maybe you should re-read your own post because you just confimed exactly what i already said.

'Afghanistan produced more than approximately 76 per cent of the world’s opium supply' i.e. Opium = Heroin

'Colombia produced 67 per cent of the global supply of cocaine' i.e. Columbia = South America

there is nothing in there about Afghanistan producing Cocaine, becuase they dont do it. they produce Heroin. FACT.

board om · 24-07-2009 11:45PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Jesus, your very racist. I flat out refuse to read the rest of your post.

erm, i was being extremely sarcastic. i was actually arguing the point of how wrong it is to generalise about people. its obviously gone over your head though. i will type slower next time.

jiltloop · 24-07-2009 11:48PM

snyper wrote: »

I remember when 3 white tracksuit wearing junkies tried to rob me when i was drunk asleep behind a skip in Dublin city centre a few years ago.

As drunk as i was i fcuked them all up...bad..

They weren't tryin to rob ya, you were just hogging the jacks! I hope you washed your clothes after.

Tea-a-Maria · 24-07-2009 11:57PM

board om wrote: »

erm, i was being extremely sarcastic. i was actually arguing the point of how wrong it is to generalise about people. its obviously gone over your head though. i will type slower next time.

Umm..I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic too.

board om · 25-07-2009 12:48AM

Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

Umm..I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic too.

oh, no worries. I wasnt sure. I didnt want him thinking i was ingnorant racist fcuker.

Sorry ScumLord

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