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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki flies over rock golem and wields her silver staff skyward " what is gathered shall be dispersed" utters incantation and zaps golem. Golem is stopped dead- frozen in mid step. then slowly begins to crumble particle by particle -atom by atom- until he lies still and cold in tidy pile. Spot purifies with blast of super intense flame, then with mighty breath blows remains to four corners of the universe. Now where is that Wolf?... Bet he stepped into that umbra again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Bright flash, reappears* "Magic eh" *touches ground, vines shoot out and catch Deki by the ankle, pulling her to the ground, and slamming her repeatedly against the mountainside*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (did you just watch "The Ruins" Toasty?)
    waves silver staff and vines instantly shrivel and die. Magic? not exactly- power yes. aims staff at Toasty who is caught inside resultant force field with quickly diminishing oxygen.
    Spot grows to fill the sky and with one mighty flap of just one wing blows Tosty floating to the blackest hole in the universe and off into anti-matter land.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    (Whats the ruins?)

    *Returns from space with anti-matter* "You know in theoretical physics supposedly if anti matter meets our matter , it would create a reality-shattering explosion... oh well" *throws anti-matter at Deki, reality shatters around them, deki and spot disappear*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If what you say is true Toast you would have shattered long ago or perhaps that explains your complete lack of any sort of grasp on reality. I have merely donned my invisibility cloak and Spot can become invisible at will. We are somewhere Toast but beyond your sight. Spot rips off mountain top and drops it onto Toasty. There was just one tiny scream then silence. Spot welds mountain into giant metallic grave stone. R.I.P. Toast.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Necromanticaly resurects self, digs out of ground, stands up, left arm falls off* "damn, I liked that arm" *picks up arm, waves angrily at deki, throws arm*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot incinerates Toasty's left arm. You look a little lop-sided Toast, better find a new one.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Chops off toasty's other arm.* There, now you're even.
    *Fires dragonbane arrows at Spot, and foxglove darts at Deki.*
    I love botany.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh flowers. Funny the myths that surround us. Good thing i had my personal shield up. Loads crossbow with diamond tips and fires a few at Wolf. Happy Friday Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Diamonds are just what I need for my girlfriend.
    Thanks Deki.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You're welcome Wolf. She deserves them I'm sure. Here have a few more. But be careful they are the exploding kind,you might want to do something about that before you give em to her,having them blow up in her face is probably not going to get you in her good graces. fires a few more in Wolf's direction.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Igor disarm the diamonds, but first catch those.
    *Uses Igor as shield against Deki's arrows.*
    Now where's my red shirt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You don't play very nice with your friends Wolf. I can get you a red shirt if you like, just stand still a minute. Reaches for assault rifle, this will work really well...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fire when ready. Just remember,
    NO SILVER BULLETS!(Unless you're talking Coors, then send them the f*** over.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you just took the fun out of it, but here goes fires off clip at Wolf , Red blossoms cover chest, Hmm thought that would work out better- just looks like some silly hawaiian shirt big red orchids. Maybe if you could bleed a little faster.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hawaiian shirt, check.
    Fire pit, check.
    Pig to roast, oh yeah colrow is banned.
    Luau is canceled. :(
    Back to killing.
    *Launches hornet's nests at Deki.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki uses staff to bat hornet's nests back at Wolf. Got on your catchers mitt Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, but I has tennis racket.
    *Bats hornet's nest into Spot's nose.*
    OH S**T.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Mighty sneeze from Spot sends hornets back at Wolf along with a firey blast from Spots poor nose. Now see what you've done Wolf. Sneezes always come in threes.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Upside hornets are dead. Also I was standing behind you when Spot sneezed. You had your force field up I hope.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    always up when you're around Wolf. Swings staff whacks Wolf under chin crushing adam's apple. another blow across stomach knocks wind out of Wolf. Makes me nervous when people look over my sholder.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Horrrk,grefghgh.
    *Collapses on ground.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Better get me out of here Spot-this won't last long...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Thwip*
    Nobody expects the web shooters. Glad Spidey went organic and sold me these.
    *Wraps Deki in heat-proof cocoon. leaves her hanging from convenient tree.*
    That should dissolve in about six hours. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    eech sticky webby stuff. Stop laughing Spot and get me down from here. Spot uses claw to snip web and tosses Deki onto his back, where she sticks. "Fly closer to the sun Spot. maybe it'll dissolve faster" Spot takes off sunward" I said stop laughing Spot. Ugh icky goo!"
    Evil Wolf!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Stuffs ten clowns into VW Beetle. Drops Beetle into a car crusher*
    Somebody say something about me being evil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Shuffle off the way only an armless zombie can. Arrives at nearest city. "lets get this apocalypse started!" begins infecting everyone. Zombie army lurches and shuffles after wolfie


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Shuffle off the way only an armless zombie can. Arrives at nearest city. "lets get this apocalypse started!" begins infecting everyone. Zombie army lurches and shuffles after wolfie
    You fool
    *Releases army of cybernetic werezombies.*
    Devivify them all my children.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Throws EMP bomb into cyber werezombie horde, bomb explodes, circuits fry, zombies advance. "amazing the technological wonders you can work without arms!"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoots toasty from 1000 yards with .50 cal rifle.*
    Pop goes the brain pan.
    *Flash fries remains.*
    Werewolf beats zombie.


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