Sleep?

drunkymonkey · 23-07-2009 12:05AM #1

I cant sleep!!

i'v thought about everything, counting sheep, putting myself in the latest action movie out, my dream job but no dice!

i have to get up early in the morning and its annoying me!

So i came on here for advice, what do ye think about or do to get to sleep!?

(and i'v already tried fapping..........twice!)

Adamcp898 · 23-07-2009 12:07AM

drunkymonkey wrote: »

I cant sleep!!

i'v thought about everything, counting sheep, putting myself in the latest action movie out, my dream job but no dice!

i have to get up early in the morning and its annoying me!

So i came on here for advice, what do ye think about or do to get to sleep!?

(and i'v already tried fapping..........twice!)

There's your mistake, need to stop thinking so much and relax the auld brain

Tchaikovsky · 23-07-2009 12:08AM

Turn off your computer

Dartz · 23-07-2009 12:08AM

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Count badgers.

congo_90 · 23-07-2009 12:10AM

Drink... a lot
Failing that switch off the owl computer drop your cock and grab yer socks to bed stick on lyric fm and tune out

Super-Rush · 23-07-2009 12:11AM

You tried fapping twice and failed???? Your problems are far worse than not being able to sleep.

drunkymonkey · 23-07-2009 12:11AM

Dartz wrote: »

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Count badgers.

its making me dizzy!!

will i fap again!??

drunkymonkey · 23-07-2009 12:12AM

super-rush wrote: »

You tried fapping twice and failed???? Your problems are far worse than not being able to sleep.

I use my tears as lube !

Super-Rush · 23-07-2009 12:13AM

drunkymonkey wrote: »

I use my tears as lube !

natural lube is best

Sharpshooter · 23-07-2009 12:15AM

drunkymonkey wrote: »

its making me dizzy!!

will i fap again!??

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

drunkymonkey · 23-07-2009 12:16AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

untill red stuff comes out instead of white stuff! then i'm in trouble!

Terry · 23-07-2009 12:17AM

Serious answer: Go for a walk. Walk for about half an hour. No walkman or portable cd player or whatever you kids use there days. Just walk for half an hour.

kwestfan08 · 23-07-2009 12:23AM

Why not go for the hat-trick fap OP? You've got nothing to lose and oh so much to gain!

TomCo · 23-07-2009 12:25AM

Funny thing about sleep, if you keep someone awake for 3 days straight they lose the ability to mentally filter speech.

Doesn't that sound fun OP?

Alessandra · 23-07-2009 12:27AM

Practise some relaxation techniques where you concentrate your mind on say for example your feet and start by relaxing them, then keep doing that moving your focus towards your legs and arms etc.

thomond2006 · 23-07-2009 12:27AM

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

admiralofthefleet · 23-07-2009 12:29AM

drink a bottle of dreamy nighty sleepy snoozy snooze, or failing that, demestos

TheZohanS · 23-07-2009 12:33AM

TomCo wrote: »

Funny thing about sleep, if you keep someone awake for 3 days straight they lose the ability to mentally filter speech.

Doesn't that sound fun OP?

Source? (please)

OP read a book, one with lots of words and no pictures.

Sharpshooter · 23-07-2009 12:33AM

Alessandra wrote: »

Practise some relaxation techniques , then keep doing that moving your focus towards your legs.

He's done that once or twice already.

TomCo · 23-07-2009 12:51AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Source? (please)

OP read a book, one with lots of words and no pictures.

Sleep deprivation effects the frontal lobe, associated with speech (among other things), and prefrontal cortex which is associated with impulse control and judgement.

Im pretty sure this is partially the reason why its used as an interrogation technique.

Alessandra · 23-07-2009 12:52AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He's done that once or twice already.

You were just watching through the curtains were you:p

Stevecw · 23-07-2009 01:23AM

To OP,
I find these have the right idea

http://soundsleepstudio.com/index.htm

Even if is aimed at kids...i find a hoover noise, or hairdryer noise can make me relaxed...and if in bed listening to that would make me fall asleep!

Check out "White noise machines" for me they work....maybe it won't suit all, but its as good as your gonna get on AH!!!

bobcar61 · 23-07-2009 01:26AM

I've got sleeping tablets, one would usually be enough but if your having such difficulty sleeping maybe I should give you the pack but you might not wake up for a very long time, that might be a good thing for some people

dmcg90 · 23-07-2009 01:26AM

Think of AH topics? Might send ya to sleep. Joking!

bobcar61 · 23-07-2009 01:30AM

Or watch the hamster dance for a while.

Keogg · 23-07-2009 01:33AM

bobcar61 wrote: »

Or watch the hamster dance for a while.

OW MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!:(

G_R · 23-07-2009 01:37AM

thomond2006 wrote: »

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

that is really really NOT an imagae i wanted in my head

now i'm gonna hav nightmares

thanks thomond2006

Snowie · 23-07-2009 01:38AM

thomond2006 wrote: »

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

no, thats what night mares are for!

starbelgrade · 23-07-2009 01:39AM

bobcar61 wrote: »

I've got sleeping tablets, one would usually be enough but if your having such difficulty sleeping maybe I should give you the pack but you might not wake up for a very long time, that might be a good thing for some people

Zimovane works a treat for me. Especially when washed down with a bottle of wine.

Mimikyu · 23-07-2009 01:43AM

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Tar.Aldarion · 23-07-2009 02:26AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

Here wimmin. You should use wimmin analogoes.

"It's like the cleaning of a house, it never ends"

Think he fapped himself to sleep, after a guy does it it changes his chemistry and they get more sleepy.

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