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Sleep?

drunkymonkey

I cant sleep!!

i'v thought about everything, counting sheep, putting myself in the latest action movie out, my dream job but no dice!

i have to get up early in the morning and its annoying me!

So i came on here for advice, what do ye think about or do to get to sleep!?

(and i'v already tried fapping..........twice!)

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Adamcp898

drunkymonkey wrote: »

I cant sleep!!

i'v thought about everything, counting sheep, putting myself in the latest action movie out, my dream job but no dice!

i have to get up early in the morning and its annoying me!

So i came on here for advice, what do ye think about or do to get to sleep!?

(and i'v already tried fapping..........twice!)

There's your mistake, need to stop thinking so much and relax the auld brain

Tchaikovsky

Turn off your computer

Dartz

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Count badgers.

congo_90

Drink... a lot
Failing that switch off the owl computer drop your cock and grab yer socks to bed stick on lyric fm and tune out

Super-Rush

You tried fapping twice and failed???? Your problems are far worse than not being able to sleep.

drunkymonkey

Dartz wrote: »

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Count badgers.

its making me dizzy!!

will i fap again!??

drunkymonkey

super-rush wrote: »

You tried fapping twice and failed???? Your problems are far worse than not being able to sleep.

I use my tears as lube !

Super-Rush

drunkymonkey wrote: »

I use my tears as lube !

natural lube is best

Sharpshooter

drunkymonkey wrote: »

its making me dizzy!!

will i fap again!??

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

drunkymonkey

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

untill red stuff comes out instead of white stuff! then i'm in trouble!

Terry

Serious answer: Go for a walk. Walk for about half an hour. No walkman or portable cd player or whatever you kids use there days. Just walk for half an hour.

kwestfan08

Why not go for the hat-trick fap OP? You've got nothing to lose and oh so much to gain!

TomCo

Funny thing about sleep, if you keep someone awake for 3 days straight they lose the ability to mentally filter speech.

Doesn't that sound fun OP?

Alessandra

Practise some relaxation techniques where you concentrate your mind on say for example your feet and start by relaxing them, then keep doing that moving your focus towards your legs and arms etc.

thomond2006

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

admiralofthefleet

drink a bottle of dreamy nighty sleepy snoozy snooze, or failing that, demestos

TheZohanS

TomCo wrote: »

Funny thing about sleep, if you keep someone awake for 3 days straight they lose the ability to mentally filter speech.

Doesn't that sound fun OP?

Source? (please)

OP read a book, one with lots of words and no pictures.

Sharpshooter

Alessandra wrote: »

Practise some relaxation techniques , then keep doing that moving your focus towards your legs.

He's done that once or twice already.

TomCo

TheZohan wrote: »

Source? (please)

OP read a book, one with lots of words and no pictures.

Sleep deprivation effects the frontal lobe, associated with speech (among other things), and prefrontal cortex which is associated with impulse control and judgement.

Im pretty sure this is partially the reason why its used as an interrogation technique.

Alessandra

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He's done that once or twice already.

You were just watching through the curtains were you:p

Stevecw

To OP,
I find these have the right idea

http://soundsleepstudio.com/index.htm

Even if is aimed at kids...i find a hoover noise, or hairdryer noise can make me relaxed...and if in bed listening to that would make me fall asleep!

Check out "White noise machines" for me they work....maybe it won't suit all, but its as good as your gonna get on AH!!!

bobcar61

I've got sleeping tablets, one would usually be enough but if your having such difficulty sleeping maybe I should give you the pack but you might not wake up for a very long time, that might be a good thing for some people

dmcg90

Think of AH topics? Might send ya to sleep. Joking!

bobcar61

Or watch the hamster dance for a while.

Keogg

bobcar61 wrote: »

Or watch the hamster dance for a while.

OW MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!:(

G_R

thomond2006 wrote: »

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

that is really really NOT an imagae i wanted in my head

now i'm gonna hav nightmares

thanks thomond2006

Snowie

thomond2006 wrote: »

Think about a nude Mary Harney.

That'll put you fast asleep!

no, thats what night mares are for!

starbelgrade

bobcar61 wrote: »

I've got sleeping tablets, one would usually be enough but if your having such difficulty sleeping maybe I should give you the pack but you might not wake up for a very long time, that might be a good thing for some people

Zimovane works a treat for me. Especially when washed down with a bottle of wine.

Mimikyu

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Tar.Aldarion

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Of course, it's like a whirlpool, it never ends.

Here wimmin. You should use wimmin analogoes.

"It's like the cleaning of a house, it never ends"

Think he fapped himself to sleep, after a guy does it it changes his chemistry and they get more sleepy.