do you smuggle drink into a club

Executive Steve · 18-07-2009 04:17AM

The genius who designed my record bag was thoughtful enough to make the two side pockets exactly the right size for four cans of beer.

El Che · 18-07-2009 04:20AM

I normally just get plastered before going out, that way it saves a MASSIVE amount of money on a night out as I only have to keep myself topped up to ensure that the buzz isn't lost.

I'd much prefer if clubs were turned into community-run facilities, which would end the profiting of the bourgeois that overcharge for even the most basic drinks (you could even brew some of them in the toilets when you're waiting to be served).

khmk · 18-07-2009 04:49AM

The Bible says 95% of barmen are funraising for Satan.

And thats the Muslim Bible.

Imagine what Jesus says.

With the Middle Eastern head on him.

Jesus was a 5 foot 2" darkie.

Get used to it.

Hellrazer · 18-07-2009 09:09AM

Brought a bottle of Vodka into Fibbers one night and when I got there I filled up a couple of pint glasses with it and left it sitting on the table.

The bouncer comes over and asks what it is so of course Im not going to say vodka so I tell him its water.

Right then if its water drink the lot of it straight down in one go he says--the bastard was after seeing me fill up the glasses.

So I did and he let me stay--I still dont know how I did it to this day-a pint and a half of vodka in less than a minute.I think the hangover lasted about 3 days in all fairness.

GrumPy · 18-07-2009 09:13AM

Meh, don't bring it with me, bring it inside me!

Have drinks at home and arrive at the club at the latest time possible for allowing entry.

You can totally get away with buying one drink, or even less when you arrive cause you can steal drink on the people who can't finish their's cause they are lightweights/already too pissed :pac:

Biggins · 18-07-2009 12:10PM

The way some places charge for admission near me, if I was going I'd ask someone to try smuggle me in - never mind the drink!

Dazzler88 · 18-07-2009 12:19PM

I sometimes Drink

Parsley · 18-07-2009 12:31PM

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin. :pac:

WeeBushy · 18-07-2009 02:17PM

All. the. time.

I had a really cool belt i got in thailand that had a hip flask on the buckle, used it all the time to bring booze into clubs/concerts etc. until one time i was at the bar, bought a miwadi and in my inebriated state thought it would be a good idea to pour the rum in right in front of the barmaid. Needless to say she took it from me, refused to give it back and now its gonzo.:mad:

orourkeda · 18-07-2009 03:19PM

Is this not just Kn*cker drinking by another name. Just not in a field or along a canal

useful_contacts · 18-07-2009 09:49PM

Well last night was v cheap- i spend 6euro alltogether in the club. they charged me 1euro for a pint of lemonade- and i threw in my vodka and happy out

cheapest night ever:D

Rabies · 18-07-2009 10:16PM

Alina Repulsive Teammate wrote: »

You're all scumbags!!!!1111!!!!

/Rabies

ha ha...
Ya it pisses me off

Never did it when I was younger, and still won't.

My rants are on the numerous other threads on this :P

do you smuggle drink into a club

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