The Man who ****s in His Pint Glass

Size=everything · 15-07-2009 01:39AM #1

So today I heard an interesting albeit weird story. Apparently a very popular well known nightclub in Dublin is having a bit of a problem and have been going so far as employing private detectives to find out who the cause of the problem is. They are not sure if it is one person or a group who work in tangent but there is a person going around their club who ****s in his (or her :eek:) pint glass and proceeds to leave the **** filled pint glass up on the bar every night without fail. This has been going on for 3 years apparently and they are determined to figure out who the culprit is. Has anyone heard this? Do you know the culprit (not me!)

K-9 · 15-07-2009 01:40AM

Is Flutter About?

He knows alot about sh*te.

Sir Molle · 15-07-2009 01:41AM

lmao

Overheal · 15-07-2009 01:42AM

bull****.

Who wouldnt have installed a camera by then? If their leaving it at the bar.

DarkJager · 15-07-2009 01:42AM

They're simply getting a return of a solid investment.

Bob Z · 15-07-2009 01:44AM

are you sure its not just smithwicks?

Size=everything · 15-07-2009 01:44AM

Overheal wrote: »

bull****.

Who wouldnt have installed a camera by then? If their leaving it at the bar.

In a packed bar it would be extremely difficult to pin point who is doing it and no one knows which bar he/she will strike at in the club

Fr Martin · 15-07-2009 01:46AM

Overheal wrote: »

bull****.

Who wouldnt have installed a camera by then? If their leaving it at the bar.

I assume they would leave it different places and sh1t in the pint glass in the toilet - stroke of genius, I hope they never get caught and a Romanian has to clean it out every night

Same As · 15-07-2009 01:47AM

Install cameras on all the pint glasses sure - Ingenious!

Overheal · 15-07-2009 01:48AM

Size=everything wrote: »

In a packed bar it would be extremely difficult to pin point who is doing it and no one knows which bar he/she will strike at in the club

Club I worked at in carlow had all the bars wired up... but youre right. The cameras suck and in fact, theyre more to make sure that none of us steals from the register.

I wish it were the bar i used to work at that was getting shat on.

Super-Rush · 15-07-2009 01:48AM

K-9 wrote: »

Is Flutter About?

He knows alot about sh*te.

But the OP is talking about pish.

ohthebaby · 15-07-2009 01:48AM

I know it would be washed and all but imagine drinking out of that glass.

Ewwwwww.

Wait, if its done every night, then there's probably hundreds of once ****ty glasses. Yucky.

K-9 · 15-07-2009 01:49AM

Tbh, nobody gives a ****!

* gets bog roll.

TheZohanS · 15-07-2009 01:49AM

Fr Martin wrote: »

I assume they would leave it different places and sh1t in the pint glass in the toilet - stroke of genius, I hope they never get caught and a Romanian has to clean it out every night

Your posts were funnier when they weren't racist.

karlog · 15-07-2009 01:49AM

Will they ever catch the phantom sh*tter?

Fr Martin · 15-07-2009 01:53AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Your posts were funnier when they weren't racist.

Watch Gran torino and tell me racism isnt funny

javaboy · 15-07-2009 01:55AM

Fr Martin excommunicated permanently. Don't re-reg again.

The Walsho · 15-07-2009 01:59AM

I find it hilarious that it's every night without fail. For three fúcking years! That's some dedication to defecation.

K-9 · 15-07-2009 01:59AM

super-rush wrote: »

Buth the OP is talking about pish.

Ah, then they are taking a pish!

* Definitely gets coat this time.

Bob Z · 15-07-2009 02:00AM

javaboy wrote: »

Fr Martin excommunicated permanently. Don't re-reg again.

You think Fr Martin is the sh*tt*r...?

Sea Sharp · 15-07-2009 02:01AM

Personally I hope to god that they are throwing out the sh1ty glasses afterwards.

Imagine "ew, there's some lipstick on my glass" multiplied by a thousand.

karlog · 15-07-2009 02:02AM

Bob Z wrote: »

You think Fr Martin is the sh*tt*r...?

Depends. Has he sh*t all over this thread?

Sharpshooter · 15-07-2009 02:02AM

Bob Z wrote: »

You think Fr Martin is the sh*tt*r...?

Don't do that again.

The_Minister · 15-07-2009 02:02AM

The Walsho wrote: »

I find it hilarious that it's every night without fail. For three fúcking years! That's some dedication to defecation.

surely they could just see who has been coming in EVERYDAY?

Sea Sharp · 15-07-2009 02:03AM

Apparently they've narrowed the suspects down to two girls.

amacachi · 15-07-2009 02:04AM

Why is it just assumed it's a fella?

Capt'n Midnight · 15-07-2009 02:05AM

3 years and they still haven't checked the finger prints :rolleyes:

Riamfada · 15-07-2009 02:05AM

Whats the niteclub. Go on tell us

magicianz · 15-07-2009 02:06AM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Apparently they've narrowed the suspects down to two girls.

LOL! If i cud thank a post on my phone i would :-P

karlog · 15-07-2009 02:07AM

They may aswell examine the excrement for DNA

Bob Z · 15-07-2009 02:07AM

Grimes wrote: »

Whats the niteclub. Go on tell us

Yea so we know not to steal pints from it

The Man who ****s in His Pint Glass

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