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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw right son! I'll tell the boys and they'll put up flyers and combine it with their annual pick em rally and parade. Are you going to train them in the ninja arts yourself and teach them to talk too ? I think I may keep the squid myself I might have a use for them.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I thought all giant mutant rats were automatically ninja masters so they could teach the mutant amphibians they adopt. Also they talk just fine already. One just told me where to go, how to get there, and what to do when I arrive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Did you also know that all giant mutant ninja rats are liars from birth?
    The pick em up boys are out celebrating all ready.
    They've circled their pick ups and are firing their semi automatics in the air, screaming and waving flags... Where have I seen this before- deja vu i guess.
    When are you delivering the squid - I have their tanks all set up.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll send them over right now.
    *Loads catapult with talking squids*
    Watch out for the one in the trucker hat. He keeps pulling knives on me.
    FIRE!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Good. good, rubs hands in glee. Spot's going to help me with them. He won't have to worry about knives -his tougher than diamond scales and all.
    Gee Wolf that was nice of you. I'm impressed.I'll just send you a little something too. Raises staff skyward, recites incantation, makes motion with staff and huge, dark thunder clouds began to churn in circle. Lightning cracks, forking through the darkened sky. Deki blows a little puff of air to send it in a north easterly path. You need rain don't you Wolf?
    (I could have just said storm, wolf and sang my little incantation, but I like the drama)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Igor, ready the experiment. Soon I shall have the first in my army of unstoppable cyborg zombie werecreatures! Which one is up first anyway, I misplaced the list. What do you mean gerbil is all you could find? I hate you Igor, really I do. Now I'm going to have a zombie cyborg weregerbil to help with my quest for victory. Why couldn't you get the falcon like I asked? What f***ing store are you talking about? You break into the zoo, and steal the g******** m*********** bird you stupid ****!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    uh oh, Wolf you're working yourself into a right tizzy. (why am i stuck in this mode of speech?) Play nice with your little fiends.
    I'll have to leave you to your schemes for a while Wolf- till then happy trails.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Later Deki.
    Now then Igor, get up on the table. I'm turning you into a zombie were...
    halibut. Yeah that's just perfect. Lot of aquatic themed opposition around here. Glad you hit a fish market after the pet store. Whythe **** do I have parakeet, and goldfish?! Oh, that is it. You are deceased mother******!
    CRUNCH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    loves to play with zombies, they so silly........how they jump when me tells them!!!

    ok there is not much fightin goin on..........back laters!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    My wereanimal zombie cyborgs have implanted controls that compel obedience to me and me alone. Yes I made sure they can't be shorted out or subverted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You talking about were gerbils, were parakeets or your were goldfish Wolf? How 'bout if Spot just burns them off the face of the Earth?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    You talking about were gerbils, were parakeets or your were goldfish Wolf? How 'bout if Spot just burns them off the face of the Earth?
    I fired Igor and hired his sister. She knows how to get what I need. Also Spot has to get past Mabel to burn anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If Mabel's what I think she is he'll have a good time- he's somewhat of a charmer you know;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    yes she is a dragon. Although, I'm pretty sure she only likes girls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot is a grand Dragon or maybe I should say the Grand Dragon. Even dragons like Mabel are subjective. She's probably just young and confused. What did you do to bind her to you Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I didn't bind her. She showed up muttering something about finding her naughty nephew and I was her best chance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm... should have a bond or you're really on your own. Are the zombie hordes marching my way?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    hmm... should have a bond or you're really on your own. Are the zombie hordes marching my way?
    We swore a blood oath. I help her, she helps me. The zombies are still in asembly mode. Except the parakeet that I sent to harass colrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Colrow is a Zombie,your Parakeet is a gonner!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ah zombie holly!
    *Destroys holly's head with auto shotgun*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki loads semi auto rifle with hollow points, climbs on Spot to be sure to get vantage point of elevation.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs dobie-o-matic. Hops on Mabel.*
    You get the dragon Mabel, I get the fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot climbs high in sky until He is only a spec then in a mighty rush he flies straight down in kamikazi dive toward Mable, who rises to meet him,Spot is much larger and more powerful than Mable, and she knows it . Her only defense is head on claws up, in the process Wolf falls from Mables Back an plummets downward. Mable and Spot meet in arial collision. Spot mangles Mables eyes with his giant talons,Mable is now blind only getting in one slash to Spot's chest. Spot sheds one tear for Mable as she blindly retreats shrieking. Now see what you've done Wolf.? Wolf?? Where are you Wolf???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ouch. I do not recomend using a forest to break a fall from great heights like that. Time to get dangerous.
    *Activates mecha suit*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Mecha suit? Like Mecha Godzilla? What are you up to now Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Mecha suit? Like Mecha Godzilla? What are you up to now Wolf?
    More like Mecha Wolf.
    *Grabs Spot and spins twice. Hammer throw for Spot over the horizon.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot flies at Wolf at super speed catches him in fanged teeth and breathes him out on a cushion of flame. Spot amuses himself by bouncing Wolf off cliff like bouncey ball. On sixth bounce back Spot bats Wolf with mighty diamond scaled tail. Wolf is knocked out of earth's atmosphere. Way to go Spot, you sure knocked that one out of the park.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Spot, I am wearing a giant robotic fighting suit you know.
    *Flies back at hypervelocity, slams Spot into the ground. Dumps canister marked D.T. on Spot. Leaves Spot sleeping peacefully.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki loads canister and fires at Wolf. Direct hit. Upon impact billions of nanobugs are released. These miniscule self replicating creatures devore all metal and plastic elements of wolf's suit, also disintergrate any other substaces they touch with electromagnetic pulsing.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Do you have any idea what I went through to stealacquire that suit. Now I have to go fight another Rancor nest to get a new one.


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