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The 100 Reasons to ban Colrow Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    banned for actually drawing nerin back to cuckoos nest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    queen-mise banned for not flashing no more on here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    colrow wrote: »
    queen-mise banned for not flashing no more on here

    Colrow banned for spreading filthy lies about her royal highness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Nerin banned cos he is absolutley in the wrong place at the wrong time as usual,as well as bing a white van man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    colrow wrote: »
    Nerin banned cos he is absolutley in the wrong place at the wrong time as usual,as well as bing a white van man

    Colrow banned for spelling errors


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Nerin banned for spelling bees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    colrow banned for not bringin drinkabees!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Grilly babe banned for barbecuing nerin





    Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.


    AWWW...CUTE EH?


    It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.



    Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!





    Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening



    After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.





    Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of this word.

    Neither did I.

    I had always thought it was a golf term


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,866 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    colrow wrote: »
    Grilly babe banned for barbecuing nerin





    Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.


    AWWW...CUTE EH?


    It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.



    Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!





    Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening



    After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.





    Thus evolved the term " S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of this word.

    Neither did I.

    I had always thought it was a golf term
    Colrow banned for being full of manure (facts)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Me is not banned for being an important part of the food cycle, feeding the fishes. We even builds special pipes to send it out to sea for them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Calrow banned.....just cause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Holy 1 banned for makin me cry :-(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Colrow banned for being a big girls blouse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    holly1 wrote: »
    Colrow banned for snuggling in Hollys big girls blouse.

    Thats pure heaven


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Yuck!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    holly1 wrote: »
    Holy Fcuk!!!!

    I know its nice isnt it


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,866 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    he got banned. Lock this thread please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yeah, I think posting in the "post here to get banned" thread tops it.


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