The 100 Reasons to ban Colrow Thread

cherryghost

1. colrow to be banned for attempting to ban others.

joes girls

2. corlow banned for pickin on me in ma pants.........

colrow

3. Colrow banned for being so important he's got his own thread

joes girls

4..colrow banned for thinkin he something he not.....only 3 and your 1 of them:);):)

cherryghost

5. colrow banned for being from kerry.

Fago!

Colrow banned for being up is own damn hole.

3. Colrow banned for being so important he's got his own thread

staker

colrow banned cos he's the only baldy fella here who's said "I'm worth it!"

triple-M

colrow banned for being overweight

Queen-Mise

9. Colrow banned for being a farmer

Prof.Badass

10. Colrow banned for not being real.

(him and queen mise are the same person..... kinda like an imaginary friend).

kinda sad really.

Green Giant

11. Colrow banned for a breach of Section XVII, Paragraph 2a of the International Online Forum Ban Legitimacy Charter

Jet Black

12. Colrow banned because i never heard me him.

Queen-Mise

13. Colrow banned for thinking of going to oz.

colrow

You've all made a pretty feeble attempt at this thread, only posting 1 reason for banning, when the title clearly states, you each have to post 100 reasons.

And you can't do it...........or can you ?

Queen-Mise

14. Colrow banned for trying to confuse the issue of his banning

colrow

Don't try and wriggle out of it queenie babe, i'm just going in the bath, to play submarines, you have control of the periscope

cyberwolf77

15. Colrow banned for being a pervert
16. Colrow banned for starting unnecessary grief
17. Because it's Colrow.

Melted M&M

colrow wrote: »

You've all made a pretty feeble attempt at this thread, only posting 1 reason for banning, when the title clearly states, you each have to post 100 reasons.

And you can't do it...........or can you ?

colrow banned for being a smart ass

Queen-Mise

19. Colrow banned for living in a kingdom thats not mine

staker

18.colrow not banned to prolong your agony!!! :pac:

colrow

Staker banned for not sticking to the rules of the thread and giving 100 reasons for banning little moi, I aint seen a good one yet !!!!!

pug_

19. corlow banned for being blind.

Matt Holck

pug banned for not revealing the way

colrow

Oi get out my thread

Fago!

Colrow banned for trying to kick someone out of a thread that he didn't start.

colrow

Sago 25 banned for being a Net Cop

Fago!

Colrow banned for dissin' the web-fuzz!!!

...and also getting my username wrong:

Sago 25 banned for being a Net Cop

My username is:

Fago_25

colrow

DayGlo25 banned for complete disregard of the rules, and being whey too argumentative, must be a inner city kid

staker

colrow not banned cos this thread is not going back to the future.

S.I.R

colrow banned for being to cockoo's nest was mary harney is to fitness :pac:

Matt Holck

colrow banned for using a disney image that may well be copyrighted
we know disney is aggressive over rights
and boards wants to avoid lawsuits

Turd Ferguson

Colrow should be banned because his name is an anagram of Lor Cow

p1akuw47h5r3it

Banned because HE NEVER FOLLOWS THE RULES OF GAMES ****ING CHEAT:p

And he's a transexualised transexual

joes girls

banned cause this only got to 34........

colrow

yeah you're all wimps wot can't spell proper let alone use proper grammar like wot i do

joes girls

do do do do do do do doooooooooooooooo! banned.

colrow

jg's you're speeking a load of doggie do do's as usual...banned

joes girls

po po po po po pooooooooo, banned!

Queen-Mise

colrow banned for being employed in a recession.

joes girls

banned for getting a new car!!!

colrow

banned for whinging

TheBandit

Colrow banned for still doing the macarena on nights out

barleybooley

Because it's very nearly an anagram of Carlow which can never be a good thing...

joes girls

banned cause he keeps bannin himself!

colrow

no thats not the way to spell wan..ng, give us a hand jgs

joes girls

im a hands free kind of girl....oh yeah banned!!!

colrow

JG's banned for refusing to give me a helping hand

colrow

The Towel




Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age,
in a small coastal Irish community.

After several months, Maggie complained that she
had never climaxed during sex and,
according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once
in a while.


So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't
have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother
and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty
breeding.
This would cool her down and make her relax.


So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big
towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would
cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.


So, the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big
towel over them as the Vet had suggested.


After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to
the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man
have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.


They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,
ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a
half hours.


When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a
boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a f***in' towel!'

joes girls

COLROW BANNED FOR OPENING A PUB IN A BARN.....

colrow

jgs banned for.............................opening her mouth again

joes girls

colrow banned for bannin me in his ban thread!!!!!