Your Nocturnal "Pickup Line's"

So it is late the sun is down you see someone you want to mate with how do you chat them up I know women like sharp shiney things so often break out one of my killer line's.

"Quick, call 999!"
"Let me guess...because I've stolen your heart?"
"No, because i've got a knife."
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"You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil.
Well, with you I feel really safe! Or perhaps I feel safe because I've
got a knife."
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"Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? J'ai un couteau."
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me if I
put a knife to your head?"
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"That's a nice dress - it would look great on my bedroom floor. Next to
my knife."
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"Are your feet tired? 'Cos you've been running through my mind all day.
Also because I chased you with my knife."
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"Somebody had better call God cos' he's missing an angel. Call the
police too, cos I have a knife."
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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or will I have to show you my
knife to convince you?"
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"There are 206 bones in the human body. How about one more? Or a knife?"
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"I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight, but if you don't come
home with me now, I will kill your family."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, walk towards the
door. Now."
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"If you looked into a mirror holding a dozen red roses....you would see
the thirteen most beautiful things in the world. Also, me behind you
with a knife."
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"Excuse me, but would you like to dance?"
"No."
"I'm sorry, you misheard me. I said that I've got a knife."

How do you attract a mate ?