People are actually scared of being approached- is this the world we live in

useful_contacts · 10-07-2009 12:42AM

pebbles21 wrote: »

A so did you offer her some perfume to sniff earlier then ??;)

i should hit you... but im laughing

useful_contacts · 10-07-2009 12:43AM

Dinter wrote: »

See you sounded far too confident and friendly hence her thinking it was a scam.

You should have stalked towards her while glaring at her handbag while your missus made a slow circle behind her so she couldn't retreat. Then lean really close into her face (headbutting range) and snarl some unintelligible but aggressive sounds.

Instantly she'll know where she stands and will be only too happy to try and buy you off with whatever money she has.

I am a woman!!!!!!!!!! And not a lesbian:mad:

Dinter · 10-07-2009 12:46AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

I am a woman!!!!!!!!!! And not a lesbian:mad:

Ahem. Edited!!

Overheal · 10-07-2009 12:47AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

I am a woman!!!!!!!!!! And not a lesbian:mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qns6Dt3McgQ

useful_contacts · 10-07-2009 12:57AM

Lads stop im in bits laughing here

:D:D:D:D

Lone Stone · 10-07-2009 01:10AM

Thats why i stay away from aldi only nut jobs shop there !
Cant even approach helpless old sexy women these days emm old women

TomCo · 10-07-2009 01:13AM

I was in that godforsaken Aldi on Moore street a few months back buying cheap camping supplies. An absolute ****ing nightmare it was. All the trolleys in the place had these bastard claps on the wheels that made it impossible to wheel them around. Of course I just thought I had gotten a dodgy trolley, twice.

At the point of leaving the second trolley back a man with mental health problems started screaming at me for no reason. He would not stop.

I was fed up with everything at this stage so I asked a man leaving his working trolley back to pass it on to me for 2 euro. Save him the minor hassle of putting it back.

He wanted a fiver.

Took another ****ty trolley, picked the thing up and ****ed it into the store. Got security to unlock the clamp. Bought beans.

Whats this thread about again?
Oh yeah, Moore Street. Carpet bomb the kip.

GLaDOS · 10-07-2009 01:17AM

TomCo wrote: »

Took another ****ty trolley, picked the thing up and ****ed it into the store. Got security to unlock the clamp. Bought beans.

You needed a trolley for beans? How much beans were you buying? Remind me not to sit next to you for a long journey.

Snowie · 10-07-2009 01:17AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

I am a woman!!!!!!!!!! And not a lesbian:mad:

every woman has lesbian tendencys its ok

TomCo · 10-07-2009 01:24AM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

You needed a trolley for beans? How much beans were you buying? Remind me not to sit next to you for a long journey.

I still have the reciept.

Baked Beanz (sic)
Frankfurters
Frankfurters
Mandarin Segm
Mandarin Segm
Assort. FruitSpread
Curry Noodles
Curry Noodles
Crisp Bread
Cup Soup
Cereal Bars
Cereal Bars
Total €14.37

Then to Dunnes for a twenty quid bottle of Southern Comfort.

I remember it vividly.

useful_contacts · 10-07-2009 02:43AM

TomCo wrote: »

I still have the reciept.

Baked Beanz (sic)
Frankfurters
Frankfurters
Mandarin Segm
Mandarin Segm
Assort. FruitSpread
Curry Noodles
Curry Noodles
Crisp Bread
Cup Soup
Cereal Bars
Cereal Bars
Total €14.37

Then to Dunnes for a twenty quid bottle of Southern Comfort.

I remember it vividly.

the bolded alone cost less than 1.50 together Where the **** u shoppn

TomCo · 10-07-2009 02:51AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

the bolded alone cost less than 1.50 together Where the **** u shoppn

Thats a four pack of Heinz beans. Quality doesnt come cheap.

Ruu_Old · 10-07-2009 03:03AM

That is why you should always keep a glass of water handy, mate. *splash in face*

useful_contacts · 10-07-2009 03:05AM

TomCo wrote: »

Thats a four pack of Heinz beans. Quality doesnt come cheap.

HEINZ? they dont have them in our aldi i was there today and i bought beans

Super-Rush · 10-07-2009 03:47AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

No i said "Hi there sorry to bother you, i have 2 euro coins would you happen to have a 2 euro coin in exchange- we forgot to get change on our way here"

God i sound posh:rolleyes:

Your mistake was saying 'sorry to bother you' when i hear those four words i automatically expect 'can i have a moment of your time' to follow. Then i get angry.

TomCo · 10-07-2009 05:57AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

HEINZ? they dont have them in our aldi i was there today and i bought beans

Your Aldi is substandard, forward complaint to local TD.

In All Fairness · 10-07-2009 06:52AM

useful_contacts wrote: »

Today my partner and i went to aldi to get the shopping, we got there and reliased we forgot to stop at the local shop to get 2e change for the trolley.

So there was a woman standing outside had just put her trolley in as we were approaching the shop and was waiting for a lift(i guess) So we knew she had change.

I went up to her- had 2 one euro coins in my hand and asked her had she change and explained we forgot to break a 5e in th shop.

She F R E A K S out starts yelling saying "i dont want to buy anything- leave me alone" A security guard managed to calm her and tell her i was only looking for change. She apoligised and said she had been scammed twice in the last month by people approaching her out of nowhere.

I mean is this what the world has come to - people are so scared of being scammed or pickpocketed that they freak if anyone comes near them:eek:

It was probably the old dear from the bottle bank.:)