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one sentence story game.

  • 08-07-2009 01:21AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭


    here goes. each person writes a sentence to make up a story.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    He rummaged around in his pocket and took out his key.. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,328 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    when suddenly a limo pulled up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    the lock was rusty but eventually he got the door open and slammed the door shut behind him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    He then feel against the door with a sigh of relief


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    suddenly a brick flew through the window showering the room with glass, the transgender population of castletown were out for blood


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    he couldn't believe the transgenders would arrive in a limo so angry, with a heavy heart he knew he must....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    put his frock back on and go out and appease them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    then he remembered he didn't own a frock and had never worn one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Alas, there was absolutely nothing he could do to stem what was sure to become an unhealthy, if not sinister, escalation of transgender zombie activities in the area.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Alas it was freezing out so he put on a fleece, wooly hat and scarf and turned on the kettle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    The room was so cold he could see his breath escaping in puffy little clouds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    The phone rang off once as he poured two spoons of coffee into a cup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fumbling to remove his mittens, he snatched up the phone, only to hear labored breathing followed by a dead silence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    forgetting that the phone had rung off once, he deduced that the heavy breathy was coming from inside the apartment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It must be coming from close by,so creeping about he found it to be loudest from inside the louvered laundry closet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He reached for his golf putter and walked slowly over to the closet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Taking a swinging stance, putter in one hand, he flung open the door with the other, revealing an extremely ugly opposum sitting atop the dryer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    their eyes met, frozen in time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He gave the opposum a poke; it hissed, but turned on stilted legs,and slowly hopped out the wide open window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He thought nothing of it as he cleared the broken class away from the floor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "This certainly explains why it's so cold in here,"he thought," but how could that rat on stilts break my window?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He walked over to the window and looked down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He saw footprints in the soft ground beneath the window leading to the window, but none leading away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    from below he could see a pair of red eyes peering from a bush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Yah!," he yelled, as he threw a bar of soap at the bush, "Get outta here!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    then they came!!! it's the housemaid sissy brigade front of judea screamed the TG zombie's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Quickly grabbing his shotgun, he blew them away;"Daddy always said, "Be prepared son."," guess Daddy was right.", he chuckled to himself, as he reloaded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    god damn leftie,s daddy was alway's right, even about parkingwith boy's down at the bayou


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Then he mowed down another of the TG zombies, blowing it's head into splattering gore that trickled slowly down the yellow siding of the house next door.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Meanwhile in another dimension, Michael was reading his newspaper in his local pub.


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