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one sentence story game.

  • 08-07-2009 1:21am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭


    here goes. each person writes a sentence to make up a story.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    He rummaged around in his pocket and took out his key.. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    when suddenly a limo pulled up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    the lock was rusty but eventually he got the door open and slammed the door shut behind him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    He then feel against the door with a sigh of relief


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    suddenly a brick flew through the window showering the room with glass, the transgender population of castletown were out for blood


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    he couldn't believe the transgenders would arrive in a limo so angry, with a heavy heart he knew he must....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    put his frock back on and go out and appease them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    then he remembered he didn't own a frock and had never worn one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Alas, there was absolutely nothing he could do to stem what was sure to become an unhealthy, if not sinister, escalation of transgender zombie activities in the area.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Alas it was freezing out so he put on a fleece, wooly hat and scarf and turned on the kettle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    The room was so cold he could see his breath escaping in puffy little clouds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    The phone rang off once as he poured two spoons of coffee into a cup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fumbling to remove his mittens, he snatched up the phone, only to hear labored breathing followed by a dead silence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    forgetting that the phone had rung off once, he deduced that the heavy breathy was coming from inside the apartment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It must be coming from close by,so creeping about he found it to be loudest from inside the louvered laundry closet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He reached for his golf putter and walked slowly over to the closet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Taking a swinging stance, putter in one hand, he flung open the door with the other, revealing an extremely ugly opposum sitting atop the dryer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    their eyes met, frozen in time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He gave the opposum a poke; it hissed, but turned on stilted legs,and slowly hopped out the wide open window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He thought nothing of it as he cleared the broken class away from the floor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "This certainly explains why it's so cold in here,"he thought," but how could that rat on stilts break my window?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    He walked over to the window and looked down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He saw footprints in the soft ground beneath the window leading to the window, but none leading away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    from below he could see a pair of red eyes peering from a bush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Yah!," he yelled, as he threw a bar of soap at the bush, "Get outta here!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    then they came!!! it's the housemaid sissy brigade front of judea screamed the TG zombie's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Quickly grabbing his shotgun, he blew them away;"Daddy always said, "Be prepared son."," guess Daddy was right.", he chuckled to himself, as he reloaded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    god damn leftie,s daddy was alway's right, even about parkingwith boy's down at the bayou


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Then he mowed down another of the TG zombies, blowing it's head into splattering gore that trickled slowly down the yellow siding of the house next door.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Meanwhile in another dimension, Michael was reading his newspaper in his local pub.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    GOO COVERING THE NEST OF SWALLOW'SBUILT FOR THEIR ANNUAL MATING SEASON.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    A man entered, clad in a shiney grey seamless costume, a holstered ray gun hung from a glowing belt strapped to his waist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    a 21st century gladiator, searching for his destiny amongst the horror of the TG attack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Michael yearned for simpler times before the invasion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    romping through the fen's with his children, hiw wife serving the picknic and ginger beer, watching with complete love her family


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    then one day they had come from the skies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    our arrogance not allowing us to imagine any other life forms in the universe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    It was nothing like space encounter of the third kind he thought


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    After the war, the planet was forever changed, those who had managed to live through the carnage were separated from loved ones; some never knowing if loved ones lived or were gone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    For days, there was darkness and despair.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭sqlpod


    some too damaged to return to normal life but determined never to


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    stop looking...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Pay day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    He said with glee as he rubbed his hands together and grinned widely


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    dollar bills fell like confetti on the barren fields.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It would take most of his money just to pay the tab at the pub, but drink was encouraged by the alien hoarde as it kept the natives placated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    *story takes a nosedive after this. washing my hands of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    The door of the pub flung open and the sound of high heels against the now silence of those in the pub caused him to turn around and cum as he saw his naked mother walking towards him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭dara95


    she slipped and landed on her arse and everyone saw her dangling penis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    everyone looked on in disgust and some local men reddened at the thought of being with her


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