The 100 Reasons to ban Colrow Thread

banned cause this only got to 34........

do do do do do do do doooooooooooooooo! banned.

po po po po po pooooooooo, banned!

banned for getting a new car!!!

banned cause he keeps bannin himself!

im a hands free kind of girl....oh yeah banned!!!

The Towel




Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age,
in a small coastal Irish community.

After several months, Maggie complained that she
had never climaxed during sex and,
according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once
in a while.


So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't
have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother
and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty
breeding.
This would cool her down and make her relax.


So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big
towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would
cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.


So, the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big
towel over them as the Vet had suggested.


After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to
the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man
have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.


They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,
ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a
half hours.


When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a
boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a f***in' towel!'

jgs banned for.............................opening her mouth again

jgs banned cos shes aka nevershutsup

colrow wrote: »

You've all made a pretty feeble attempt at this thread, only posting 1 reason for banning, when the title clearly states, you each have to post 100 reasons.

And you can't do it...........or can you ?

Colrow banned for inability to understand the thread title.

**OT**

joes girls wrote: »

im a hands free kind of girl....oh yeah banned!!!

All girls should live by this mantra

lordy ...wolfy and sarky is no-where safe from your chattin,try and keep to what the thread is and ban colrow.......startin to worry bout you two!

and colrow your banned for been a dangerous, hobblin, ponderous gargoyle!!!!

banned for thinkin to much.........