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Every AH Man's Dream Job (NSFW)

29-06-2009 06:14AM

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liah

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http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/ -- 2 NSFW (albeit blurred for your virgin eyes) pictures

..now if you are healthy kind-hearted man who like to contribute to the Shanghai Sperm Bank, the girls will go that extra mile to give you a hand!

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.
Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.

:eek:
Only in Asia...

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rabies -- title edit

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#2 29-06-2009 06:23AM

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Now that's one Chinese take-a-way I'd like to try !

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#3 29-06-2009 06:24AM

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Why are the men wearing masks though ?

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#4 29-06-2009 08:16AM

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Wow that looks awesome... being jerked off in a hospital by what looks like a dairy worker with other guys next to you...

Basically you're being milked.

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#5 29-06-2009 08:24AM

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Nehaxak wrote: »

Why are the men wearing masks though ?

Hmm, long distance shooters? Might explain the hair nets too.

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#6 29-06-2009 08:42AM

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meep

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#7 29-06-2009 09:14AM

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I dunno if there was a private room maybe, but not with everyone lyin in a row!

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#8 29-06-2009 09:28AM

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The second nurse has since been fired for drinking on the job.

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#9 29-06-2009 09:32AM

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liah wrote: »

Every AH Man's Dream Job

Eh I don't think so.

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#10 29-06-2009 09:40AM

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should be every AH womans dream job

not really mens work tbh

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#11 29-06-2009 09:48AM

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That's a bit close to another mans jollies for me to get mine...

And I assume it'll be like standing at a urinal, some f*cker'll always try start a conversation.

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#12 29-06-2009 09:53AM

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Fajitas! wrote: »

That's a bit close to another mans jollies for me to get mine...

And I assume it'll be like standing at a urinal, some f*cker'll always try start a conversation.

"so do you cum here often?"

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#13 29-06-2009 09:55AM

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Do they spit or swallow ??

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#14 29-06-2009 09:59AM

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I love a happy ending

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#15 29-06-2009 10:02AM

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My name is URL wrote: »

I love a happy ending

B*stard, beat me too it;)

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#16 29-06-2009 10:02AM

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Wowzers!:DCan imagine loads of AH applications flying in

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#17 29-06-2009 10:02AM

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Fun, a hand job, maybe more....

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#18 29-06-2009 10:04AM

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Those are some tiny blurred out dicks. I'd go just to show up all the Asian guys.

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#19 29-06-2009 10:10AM

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This was doing the rounds a few months back. It's from a porno. Don't believe everything (or anything) you read on the interweb.

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#20 29-06-2009 10:13AM

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That's my holiday sorted out.

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#21 29-06-2009 10:18AM

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Why would I want to work somewhere where I have to give handjobs all day long?

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#22 29-06-2009 10:18AM

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http://legendsrumors.blogspot.com/2008/11/shanghai-sperm-bank-denies-helping-hand.html

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#23 29-06-2009 10:20AM

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RKDus wrote: »

It's from a porno.

Hmm, did they eh say which one?
<_<
>_>

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#24 29-06-2009 10:50AM

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phasers wrote: »

Wow that looks awesome... being jerked off in a hospital by what looks like a dairy worker with other guys next to you...

Basically you're being milked.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

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#25 29-06-2009 11:15AM

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Why would I want a job beating off asian men?

Unless.....

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#26 29-06-2009 11:35AM

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Not for me,for the same reason I dont visit prostitutes,there is no emotional connection,the girl is not enjoying it.BTW I believe prostitution should be legalised and controlled,I just dont get it myself but dont think that means other people shouldnt be allowed use/provide the service.

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#27 29-06-2009 11:39AM

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sneakerfreak wrote: »

Not for me,for the same reason I dont visit prostitutes,there is no emotional connection,the girl is not enjoying it.BTW I believe prostitution should be legalised and controlled,I just dont get it myself but dont think that means other people shouldnt be allowed use/provide the service.

A serious comment in a thread like this?

The one exception per day in after hours!

But yes if prostitution was legalised do you think rape in Ireland would drop?

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#28 29-06-2009 11:45AM

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danniemcq wrote: »

But yes if prostitution was legalised do you think rape in Ireland would drop?

Only if the prostitutes were free. Some of us arent made of money...:rolleyes:

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#29 29-06-2009 11:50AM

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i'm sure some will help you in some way for 10 to 50 quid, better than 10 years with every other convict eying you up!

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#30 29-06-2009 12:20PM

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This can't be real, what possible reason would they have for not having a little curtain or something between people for a bit of privacy.

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#31 29-06-2009 12:43PM

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smellslikeshoes wrote: »

This can't be real, what possible reason would they have for not having a little curtain or something between people for a bit of privacy.

see daves post
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60910611&postcount=22

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