The Three-Word Story Game!

to blow up

duck in the

3AM. Remington said,

his clean shaven

horribly, "Hello there..

. We meet again!

How're the terrorists?"

", replied Jacinta. "I've

Okay hang on hang on!

In order for this story to make a modicum of sense, lets analyse;

First off, let’s not add too many more characters,

Characters so far:

The girl (Jacinta): Nine years old but very hairy. Obviously well able to handle herself as she has three hostages.
Her mother (Dodgy policewoman): Also hairy and has strong genes.
The Sphynx cats: A rare breed of cats known for their lack of a coat.
Remington Steel: 1980’s former con man and inventor of razors and handguns. Seemingly menacing, but afraid of Jacinta.
A german hostage: Character to be developed, but can be easily overcome by a nine year old girl.
Two Taliban hostages: Also to be developed, presumably hairy.
Large rubber duck: ???
The dentist: He’s pulled something out, associate of Remmys.

Story so far (we should probably include this every few pages so people don’t have to read back over the whole thing):

The girl was too young for a career in acting, mainly because she was just nine. Her mother, a dodgy policewoman who was from a long line of hairy women, persuaded her to have her follicles removed for testing on sphynx cats. The bad news continued as she received a call while she was shaving her armpits in her teachers bathroom. The Caller was REMINGTON steel! "Hello Remmy!", she said as she washed her armpits down the jaxx while holding a a german hostage In between her two taliban hostages who were trying to blow up a large rubber duck in the garden pond at 3AM. Remington said, smiling softly at his clean shaven knife arm, glistening horribly, "Hello there..” [bowel crunching fear] “We meet again oh hairy one! How're the terrorists?" "They are fine", replied Jacinta. "I've got news for the dentist, he has pulled out...

The girl was too young for a career in acting, mainly because she was just nine. Her mother, a dodgy policewoman who was from a long line of hairy women, persuaded her to have her follicles removed for testing on sphynx cats. The bad news continued as she received a call while she was shaving her armpits in her teachers bathroom. The Caller was REMINGTON steel! "Hello Remmy!", she said as she washed her armpits down the jaxx while holding a a german hostage In between her two taliban hostages who were trying to blow up a large rubber duck in the garden pond at 3AM. Remington said, smiling softly at his clean shaven knife arm, glistening horribly, "Hello there..” [bowel crunching fear] “We meet again oh hairy one! How're the terrorists?" "They are fine", replied Jacinta. "I've got news for the dentist, he has pulled out all my teefh... I'm ugly Remmy!"

will grow new

hair soon. But

To keep away

Will happen if