Cockblockers

dylano_k · 19-06-2009 02:06AM #1

The worst kind of mates are the ones who come over to you when your chatting up a bird in a club, things are going well and then they come over and scare off the hooch and they think its gas...these are the co*kblockers. Are you a co*kblocker ? Why ?? Or are your mates the ones doing the co*kblocking.

Also last year in on hols in santa ponsa 2 nights in a row i tried to bring back girls and they told me at reception...NO they cannot stay here..on the 2nd night the girl had to go back and get her passport if she wished to stay...same girl night after that they would not let me bring her up or policia will be called and i will be sleeping on the beach.....So i called the guy a co*kblocking son of a bitch and they gave me a final warning !!

IF BOOKING SANTA PONSA FOR A LADS HOLIDAY OR ANYTHING...MAKE SURE YOUR NOT BOOKED INTO HOLIDAY CENTRE...THEY HAVE A NO SEX POLICY OR SOMETHING

fcleere · 19-06-2009 02:08AM

ah its funny sometimes. but if your good enough it shouldnt make a difference! :pac:

Senna · 19-06-2009 02:08AM

Ah the old, i'm **** with girls, so i blame it on my mates.

dylano_k · 19-06-2009 02:14AM

Senna wrote: »

Ah the old, i'm **** with girls, so i blame it on my mates.

Havin your hand up some birds skirt in 'fur'BurgerKing says its all goin well until your mate tells everyone there what your doing..cockblock !! Im dynamite with the gals !!

K-9 · 19-06-2009 02:14AM

They aren't your friends if they are that bad.

Or else get a SOH.

Trinity · 19-06-2009 02:16AM

whats wrong with doing it on the beach mmmmmmmmm

Borneo Fnctn · 19-06-2009 02:16AM

I remember somebody posted that Chris Hansen was a cockblocker. He's the guy from "To Catch a Predator". I laughed.

dylano_k · 19-06-2009 02:18AM

Trinity wrote: »

whats wrong with doing it on the beach mmmmmmmmm

Nothin wrong with it at all....but his threat was that id be living on the beach for the week haha

javaboy · 19-06-2009 02:19AM

Trinity wrote: »

whats wrong with doing it on the beach mmmmmmmmm

Sandy vaginas.

Mrmoe · 19-06-2009 02:22AM

cockblocker would be a great name for a contraception brand.

mayordenis · 19-06-2009 02:25AM

Grow a pair.

Ghost Train · 19-06-2009 02:30AM

javaboy wrote: »

Sandy vaginas.

How many?

Abi · 19-06-2009 02:31AM

Oh how can I put this... if a friend came over while you were trying to give her the chat, and she fcuked off.. chances are she didn't want to be there anyway. But for the sake of getting in there on the off-chance, tell said friend you will chop him up into small pieces if he does it again

Ruu_Old · 19-06-2009 02:37AM

jackpalance wrote: »

I remember somebody posted that Chris Hansen was a cockblocker. He's the guy from "To Catch a Predator". I laughed.

"Why don't you take a seat over there"

whatduck · 19-06-2009 02:41AM

Ruu wrote: »

"Why don't you take a seat over there"

I was just gettin' something to eat!

K-9 · 19-06-2009 02:47AM

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh how can I put this... if a friend came over while you were trying to give her the chat, and she fcuked off.. chances are she didn't want to be there anyway. But for the sake of getting in there on the off-chance, tell said friend you will chop him up into small pieces if he does it again

Sounds reasonable enough.

skyhighflyer · 19-06-2009 02:58AM

dylano_k wrote: »

Havin your hand up some birds skirt in 'fur'BurgerKing says its all goin well until your mate tells everyone there what your doing..cockblock !! Im dynamite with the gals !!

Yup, this poor girl missed out alright. Hope you weren't eating fries with your minge-hand.

Rented Mule · 19-06-2009 07:00AM

javaboy wrote: »

Sandy vaginas.

That bitch broke my heart(-on).

johnny_knoxvile · 19-06-2009 07:40AM

javaboy wrote: »

Sandy vaginas.

was she the character in Grease?

Rented Mule · 19-06-2009 08:58AM

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

was she the character in Grease?

Well she was a 'pink' lady.

Galvasean · 19-06-2009 09:06AM

dylano_k wrote: »

then they come over and scare off the hooch

They scared away the beer?

stovelid · 19-06-2009 09:17AM

dylano_k wrote: »

The worst kind of mates are the ones who come over to you when your chatting up a bird in a club, things are going well and then they come over and scare off the hooch and they think its gas...these are the co*kblockers. Are you a co*kblocker ? Why ?? Or are your mates the ones doing the co*kblocking.

"Fuck, fuck. How can I escape from this bell-end? *smile*. Is that one of equally neanderthal mates? Is he looking over? He is. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come over. *smile*. Here he comes. *smile*. Come on. Come on.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss.

/escapes

battser · 19-06-2009 09:25AM

Using excuses like ur mates for YOUR EPIC FAIL with birds! TUT TUT :pac:

AnonoBoy · 19-06-2009 10:14AM

dylano_k wrote: »

Havin your hand up some birds skirt in 'fur'BurgerKing says you've both just turned 16.

FYP

biko · 19-06-2009 10:17AM

If you don't like your mates, just go out alone then.

"Nah, I'm here alone because my mates cramp my style. Hey, wanna go to Burger King?"

Slow Motion · 19-06-2009 10:39AM

Real mates are wingmen, OP I suggest you get some of those and lose the muppets!

homerun_homer · 19-06-2009 10:40AM

I've a friend who since breaking up with his gf last year has become such a man-whore and will stick to any girl you find yourself chatting to too. very annoying.

While away for a weekend a good mate of mine met a girl he really liked and specifically told slimey mate to stay away from this one girl, saying he really liked her and didn't want him butting in. He goes to the loo and returns to find slimey mate sitting in his place beside the girl.

The right guy got her anyway so no harm done.

Captain Darling · 19-06-2009 10:42AM

dylano_k wrote: »

Im dynamite with the gals !!

You go girl!!! Errr, i mean guy.

NOGMaxpower · 19-06-2009 10:50AM

Well i agree that regardless of any intervention from a c*ckblocker if a bird walks away she wasn't really interested in ya.

however i have a contradicting story for ya about one of my mates...

in our local pub on christmas eve having the usual festive pints. me and friend are chatting up 3 birds and doing quite well. jokes, laughs phone numbers passed on etc and invites to a party after were accepted... until. My other mate comes over quite drunk, leans over me and my mate and look at the 3 lovely ladies and starts to make choking sounds as he hocks up the biggest flem ever and hackchuck onto the carpet of the pub. Followed by, "howerya girls are yis coming to our party later so you can suck my friends c*cks or wha?"

The flem in the middle of the loungh floor was enough but couple that with offers of bjs the birds had no other option but to stand upa nd say sorry lads but no chance LOL.

this same mate is a renound c*ck blocker and has been doing it all his life. We just stopped inviting him out when were were on the hunt.

ShagNastii · 19-06-2009 11:31AM

I always thought they should change the name of Copperface Jacks to Cockblocks

Sposs · 19-06-2009 12:08PM

The best cock block against me was a couple of months ago chatting to this very attractive lady in a nightclub when my mate casually strolls over and asks me "did i leave the kids on their own again". The look of disgust on her face as she walked away was priceless.

All i could do was laugh. Must use that line against others

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