Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

kevteljeur wrote: »

Got a little over-excited while looking at the Internet again, Sam?



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I think what happened was Sam seen the new AK with l33t lazor and magpul stock out and got sick into a pot he had lying by his computer and the fork is there so he can put it back where it came from:pac:

Btw love the table cloth Sam, that the new Russian camo pattern? lol "Mother Russia only fight in best of floral tableware!!"

Blay wrote: »

I think what happened was Sam seen the new AK with l33t lazor and magpul stock out and got sick into a pot he had lying by his computer and the fork is there so he can put it back where it came from:pac:

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Worst meal ever.

I think I was right:P

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, ' Johnny , this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirtThen Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'

Mummy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!

Moral: sometimes you need to read instructions for use intarwebs first



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Ryanair pilot Paddy is flying into Manchester,the plane is in trouble,so he calls the tower and says HELP HELP,Easter,Pancake Tuesday,New Years Eve,Bank Holiday Monday,Halloween, Bonfire Night, a voice comes back and says,......For Fcuks sake Paddy,.its Mayday

defenderdude wrote: »

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Airsoft

I'm sure it's been posted already - but the first time I've come across it...:D:D:D

... its amazing how much of that is actually true as well.

defenderdude wrote: »

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Airsoft

I'm sure it's been posted already - but the first time I've come across it...:D:D:D

Scoring usually goes by how many kills you can say you made without any being the wiser. Usually the kill to mouth ratio goes 1:3. For every kill you make you tell the others you made 3.

I laughed hard at that lol

defenderdude wrote: »

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Airsoft

I'm sure it's been posted already - but the first time I've come across it...:D:D:D

Blahhh!! Thank you for making me choke and let apple violently fly across the room, damn you.. sir...

lol
"DONT LOOK AT ME" l
giggled at that reminds me o when ya get a bird in to the
pit push her head in to the pillow and scream "DONT LOOK AT ME"

along with all the other things like
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Aaaahhhh Frickk, next weeks skirmish is looking highly unlikely
Firstly, I have no money, my midcaps are acting silly, and my charger died,
Anyone wanna give me a hug?

get a room you two

Hahaha...this guy is nuts.

The_Joker wrote: »

Talking me local Firearms Garda today to talk to him about my firearms licence, I happened to mention airsoft, and his reply was....................... air what ? what are they?

Ahem now I'm not slaggin off the Gardai or anything before anyone jumps down my throat but come on

yea he'll come up to check on the gun and he'll be like what ....what are all these guns are they real.., what kind of real guns you got or getting