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Things that should be olympic sports

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    Lady's and gentlemen I give you, the Politician shoot

    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0euP8tm1xlasK/610x.jpg

    *Replace with the real deal after the watershed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Speed Cigarette Smoking, pack of 20 in under 10 minutes :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Red Storm wrote: »
    Speed Cigarette Smoking, pack of 20 in under 10 minutes :)


    Renamed as the Olympic Smoking Sports - how to die in ten minutes and still win Gold medal*



    *Medal will be posted to next of kin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Chunkylover


    what about running really really really fast


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Livestock catapulting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Projectile vomiting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Red Storm wrote: »
    Projectile vomiting


    Not today, only after finishing my lovely dinner, nyom, nyom. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭niceonetom


    Today I accidentally found out that Oliver St John Gogarty won an Olympic bronze for writing a poem.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    niceonetom wrote: »
    Today I accidentally found out that Oliver St John Gogarty won an Olympic bronze for writing a poem.

    suuuuuure ;)

    your secret is safe with me:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭niceonetom


    RHunce wrote: »
    suuuuuure ;)

    your secret is safe with me:D

    I was trying to find out why he's on a bike in the mural above the door of the eponymous temple bar pub. The answer was, boringly, because he liked cycling. There you go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Human Conkers - with hog tied knackers swinging by their ankles from trees. 1st team to lose their knackers head or have it burst open will be the losers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭iregk




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Human Conkers - with hog tied knackers swinging by their ankles from trees. 1st team to lose their knackers head or have it burst open will be the losers.


    +1. Cant believe it isnt already in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Type racing:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet, a sport where the preferable performance enhancing drug is alcohol...

    I give you..... Shin Kicking!!:pac:



    Straw is hopefully optional and anyway is only for sissies and is obviously against the Olympic spirit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭janja93


    Pie Eating!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭Hephaestus


    Gotta be this!





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    The ultimate test of body and mind...



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

    On a more serious note, rugby 7s would make a good Olympic sport and if they wouldn't mind putting in female boxing for the time being at least we'd actually expect to win a medal in London:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Mysterypunter


    Lying, and Feud settlement, live from the Olympikstadion in Mullingar in the superheavyweight category, Pa Ward v Jamesie McDonagh. Jamesie took silver in the lying, outspoofed late on by Brian from nearby Offaly. The Olympic final unofficial video could be pirated within minutes only available at horse fairs


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