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Things that should be olympic sports

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Dodge ball should be. (if it's not allready)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    limbo and sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,731 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Muff diving.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Hurling, so we could get a Gold medal ... maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Playboy Model lingerine fitting.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Midget tossing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,167 ✭✭✭rednik


    Hurling. We should win the gold in that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    Doping, and taking banned performance enhancing substances.

    And the gold goes to.....Ireland!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭SlipperyPeople


    womens topless starjumps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Internets should be in it.

    I'd win that one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    CATCHING GHOSTS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Washing machine bucking bronco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    100m Sprint with steroids allowed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    • Equestrian Diving
    • Poor country mocking
    • Synchronised Boxing
    • Greco-roman f**king

    (my thanks to to "the onion"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    cow tipping


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    SCREAMING!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    SCREAMING!!!!

    They already have women's tennis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Thanks Whoring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Saibh wrote: »
    Thanks Whoring!
    Funny Reply!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    They already have women's tennis.

    NAKED SCREAMING!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    phasers wrote: »
    Funny Reply!


    Quote a Post!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Saibh wrote: »
    Quote a Post!
    Simpsons Quote!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    phasers wrote: »
    Simpsons Quote!


    QFT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    yore ma?

    *shrugs* Sorry.

    I'll go now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭The BOFH


    Serious answer: Downhill mountain biking, (hard in London though), 4x MTB racing & Bike Trials.

    Humourous answer: Cheese rolling & zorbing, also hard in London but could be done on an artificial course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    phasers wrote: »
    Washing machine bucking bronco

    I misread that one initially. There's an image.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭cianl1


    Shopping with your girlfriend/wife/etc.

    Work out in it's own right!:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Saibh wrote: »
    QFT!
    Hehehehehohoho !


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,497 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Streaking!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    phasers wrote: »
    Hehehehehohoho !


    Defo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    brmccfc wrote: »
    womens naked starjumps

    fyp.

    Why settle for less?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Cant belive it hasnt been mentioned yet.......

    ****


  • Registered Users Posts: 134 ✭✭corigi


    100m Sprint with steroids allowed!

    Aint that just the normal 100m?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭_JOE_


    Powerlifting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Pint Drinking


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Foxy boxing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Hammer throwing...

    At scumbags


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    They should just get 25 people who want a gold medal,
    Inject them with heroin every six hours for 3 weeks.
    Then lock them all in a room 10mtrs by 10mtrs with no windows and one toilet.
    After 48 hours lower in one more hit of Junk and 4 sandwiches, then watch the madness unfold.
    It'd be much better reality T.V than Big Brother..

    Oh sorry got kind of sidetracked there...

    Olympic sports..
    Motorcross freestyle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭iregk


    Slippery football. Anyone remember that?

    Midget tossing.

    Dodgeball.

    Blindfolded knife throwing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Blind Darts


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Ejaculation Race. I'd finally be able to put my horrible debilitating condition to good use


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    Cable untangling.

    Although that one is apparently being considered, oddly enough.


    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/13/champion_of_cable_untangling/


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,135 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Cant belive it hasnt been mentioned yet.......

    ****

    isnt that the clean and jerk? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭RHRN


    isnt that the clean and jerk? :confused:
    I like the clean and jerk but I prefer a 200lb snatch myself :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    isnt that the clean and jerk? :confused:
    Nah usually its jerk off and clean up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    The spoon of destiny should be in there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,404 ✭✭✭✭SlickRic


    skanger killing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Ejaculation Race. I'd finally be able to put my horrible debilitating condition to good use
    Cant belive it hasnt been mentioned yet.......

    ****


    Surely distance would be more important than speed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Shopping-carrying

    And dwarf throwing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ejaculation Race. I'd finally be able to put my horrible debilitating condition to good use

    I think ejaculation is normal

    could be wrong though


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