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Strangest thing you found/keep in your wallet.

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  • #32
    glanman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,865 ✭✭✭glanman


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    A small crumpled magazine cutting of Mick Jaggers wrinkly head. Dont ask.

    My friend has a photo of the quenn from an in flight magazine to charloi airport in the see thru bit


  • #33
    glanman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,865 ✭✭✭glanman


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    I carry around a picture of a lingerie model that I cut out of a magazine.
    When I'm chatting up women I show it to them and pretend that it's a picture of my dead fiancé.

    Someone is a Seinfeld watcher I think...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry

    "George uses a picture of Jillian (model) to get into the "forbidden city", a club of attractive women and models, by saying that Jillian is his late fiancee Susan."


  • #34
    spunkydmonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭spunkydmonkey


    10 rubals. A present from my mate when he went to russia years ago :D ... and looking back now, what a crappy gift! :P


  • #35
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    beertons wrote: »
    Not sure bout the razor blade

    Either drugs or robbing someone:pac:


  • #36
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    anniehoo wrote: »
    I have to ask sorry...Mick Jagger..why????

    Hehe dont worry I dont fancy him or anything...what with him being the wrong gender an all......it was a drunk nite out, and someone gave it to me....and it stayed in my wallet for years.....YEARS!!! It was just the face he was pulling on it that made me laugh....oh well :o


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  • #37
    Alias G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Alias G


    One rohypnol and one viagra.


  • #38
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    my OH has the bellybutton clamp from when our son was born in his wallet, he also keeps the visitors card from the Rotunda, our son is now almost 6. Me.....................I dont know why I carry a wallet.....THERES NEVER ANYTHING IN THE FOOKING THING!!


  • #39
    WanderlustQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61 ✭✭WanderlustQueen


    About a year ago I found a random passport photo of a eastern-european looking guy on the ground in Prague. So I stuck it in my wallet for the laugh. I call him Pablo. Its still there, and since then I've collected 2 more, Mary and Lillian. Whenever I open my wallet, someone asks me 'ah who are those people?' And I always have to tell them that I don't actually know them...and they start to back away slowly....I've become obsessed with stranger's passport photos since and my mate and I have a competition to see who can collect the most...:pac:


  • #40
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a receipt from a cafe in greece i got in 1999. dont know why i kept it this long


  • #41
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    I have a metal loop which should be holding a spring on one of my sofas. Never going to fix it though.


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  • #42
    Twee.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    I have a finger puppet with a horse drawn on it. Could be handy...


  • #43
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    A one dollar bill (US) given to me by the first American chick I layed back in '05.


  • #44
    Bec123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Bec123


    A cloister pokemon card. My friend randomly gave it to me one day, I put it in my wallet and it's been there ever since. It's a nice little reminder.


  • #45
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    oldyouth wrote: »
    Always have at least 1 Xanex tablet...........long story
    4 for me. To be sure.


  • #46
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Seven dollars Canadian.

    A five and two dollar note.


  • #47
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Magic beans and IOU from Irish Government


  • #48
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Someone left their wallet where I work a few years back. When we went through it looking for ID so we could ring the guy and get him to collect it, we found a business card from Combat 18 (the English fascist scumbags), on which someone had handwritten that he was a queer etc. etc. and was going to get what was coming to him blah blah.

    Whether he was the recipient of this or was going to give it to someone else we did not know, he was your normal-looking totally mild mannered guy when he came in to get the wallet.


  • #49
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    LouOB wrote: »
    Magic beans and IOU from Irish Government

    That cow only had three legs anyways.

    Quit yer bitchin'


  • #50
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,347 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    [-0-] wrote: »
    A one dollar bill (US) given to me by the first American chick I layed back in '05.

    I have a $500 dollar bill from the first American chick I banged, I was that good :D


  • #51
    niamhy84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭niamhy84


    probably a cocktail sausage...good friends i have:)


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  • #52
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,127 ✭ [Deleted User]


    LouOB wrote: »
    Magic beans and IOU from Irish Government

    That ain't worth sh!t I'm afraid !!


  • #53
    niamhy84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭niamhy84


    salonfire wrote: »
    That ain't worth sh!t I'm afraid !!

    isnt it??? tell me what is worht sh*t then!!!:rolleyes:


  • #54
    Irish Halo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    A copy of the periodic table (from when I did my chemistry degree)

    Also usually have Swiss Francs, Euros and British pounds in my wallet which covers all the countries I'm likely to find myself in when travelling for work :D


  • #55
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    A drinks receipt for a bar I've never been in.


  • #56
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    beertons wrote: »
    I found an old 20p coin and a razor blade. The money would have been used to make an emergency phone call, back in the day. Not sure bout the razor blade

    Weren't thinking of calling the Samaritans no?

    - Drav!


  • #57
    upmeath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    - A metallic bottle opener, Heineken branded, in the shape of a credit card. So handy, perfect size for any wallet, although slightly bulky.
    - A guitar plectrum.
    - A pioneer badge (I found it while rooting through Confirmation memorabilia a few months ago, I've been waiting for a bouncer to tell me I'm too roasted to go in somewhere some night and I'm gonna show him my pioneer badge, even if it doesn't work then maybe just to give us both a laugh)
    - 3X US$1 bills


  • #58
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    community centre photo ID from when i was 13!


  • #59
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Bec123 wrote: »
    A cloister pokemon card. My friend randomly gave it to me one day, I put it in my wallet and it's been there ever since. It's a nice little reminder.
    Pah. Charizard rules all

    Ive nothing interesting in mine. Ill have to find something


  • #60
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,281 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPf98i8A0g


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  • #61
    sineadw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,319 ✭✭✭sineadw


    a 100 trillion dollar note from Zimbabwe (I got ten of them for 8 euro on Ebay :D). I'm trying to pluck up the courage to go into a shop and ask if they can break it.


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